Haven't posted here in a while. Just over two years ago, I successfully
swapped the logic board in my old iMac G5. The newer logic board starting giving me kernel panics on startup last month, with bizarre messages involving invalid memory access errors and a few others beyond my understanding. I opened it up and found it had blown a capacitor or three, as the G5 iMacs had been known to do. Oh well… at least I got two good years out of it… but hey, I figured I could do this again on the cheap, so I checked eBay last week and bought a new motherboard (same model) for all of 5 bucks more than I paid for the previous one.
I plugged everything in, hit the power button, and the iMac took 5 minutes to boot to the login window. Not a good sign. Then I found that the computer wouldn't detect the ethernet cable I had plugged in, nor would it recognize the Firewire bus (though my drive was receiving power). It also wasn't sleeping or restarting correctly. Damn.
This was better than nothing, though - and I can't really assume that the eBay vendor should've tested the board enough to know exactly what wasn't working. The USB did work, at least - I figured I could just go out and buy adapters for the ethernet and Firewire connections. Before that, this afternoon I decided to take out the logic board and inspect it for any visual damage - anything that might be causing short circuits, or whatnot.
And holy crap, I fixed it all.
Upon looking closely at the reverse side of the board (the one without all the connectors and caps), I noticed a bunch of hard water stains, as if the board had been splashed by something. I went to the medicine cabinet and got some isopropyl alcohol and cotton swabs, and started carefully cleaning. Then when I got to a few spots, the cotton swab started turning purple. WTF? Purple? Apparently there were some ink stains in various locations on the board, all in areas with a whole bunch of little transistor thingies which looked important, including under the strip with all the ports (one stain next to the FW ports and one under the ethernet port), near the graphics inverter connection, capacitors, and even the power supply. After getting all the ink stains off, I used some compressed air to blast away any cotton swab fibers, and started carefully putting the computer back together. Now everything's working fine - the ink had indeed been shorting out a few components, or whatever the explanation might be - I'm no electrician here. Still, I feel like a mad scientist. IT'S ALIVE!
Lesson learned: look closely before installing any circuit board purchased off eBay.