[nealconner]

Just the other day I did Morning Glory seeds (don't do them) and my friend called while I was high, so I talked to him for an hour and he wrote some of the things I said.

--Its not like its a mean spider... I'm just going to kill it.
--That spider doesnt have a face.
--Do you know why I don't wanna take the phone away from my face....because I'm going to objectify you to the fone.
--I made a deal with the Theys Under the Bed....I couldnt sleep cause I was there near the under the bed and they wouldnt let me.
--This heavy metal thing on MTV....They are screaming and it makes me want to throw up.
--I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down.
--The only thing Shpongle does good is good music goodly...but it didnt do me any good.
--There it goes the toilet paper goes, it blows my nose
--I would feel my hands each other they would feel me, they would feel like other peoples hands touching me touching hands in an infinite loop.
--Im spitting backwards...Im lying up.
--Her cooter entity, virginity....cooter cooter cooter cooter cooter.
--You know what I'm doing? I'm wallowing on the floor of the godamned dirty bathroom and no, I'm not insulting it, I'm just being rational.
--The grannies are sick and they are dying and they arent going to give them medicinal marijuana. The grannies are like a car to California.
--I saw footsteps outside of the door....Im scared Nat, I'm scared.
--I'm going to contemplate things on my own now. Im going to try the real world. Im hanging up.

What kind of fvcked up things have you all said while high?

[L'enfanTerrible]

What kind of fvcked up things have you all said while high?

--Throw the bike in the Canal.. It's their fault for leaving it outside.

[rambo47]

"No, no, the other one!"

Not so exceptional, unless you consider that I was naked outside my fraternity house at school and speaking to campus security. Never let is be said the boys at P.L.T. House didn't know how to party!

[sek929]

A few of the ones I actually remember...

--Smelly markers don't taste as good as they smell, its a crime.
--Its like a spaceship...in my space
--MMmmm girlfriend burrito
--You know that rosebush outside Jeff? I am gonna fvck it up!


And the ever popular...

--Dude!
Yeah?
--Sh*t, forgot what I was gonna say
<laughter>

[Phanguye]

- ya go ahead and take another codine... 2 of them with alcohol have to be better then one

[nealconner]

One of my friends brilliant realisations:

-- If the sun glowed in the dark it would put the night-light companies out of business.

[Face Ache]

Originally posted by nealconner:
What kind of fvcked up things have you all said while high?

Erm...

<<<< See that post count over there....?

[Montanan]

Originally posted by nealconner:

What kind of fvcked up things have you all said while high?

Well, the last time I was high, pretty much all I can remember doing is giggling constantly and clapping people on the shoulder. However, the day before that I'm distinctly certain we had a long and extremely profound discussion on existentialism and the philosophical issues surrounding individual and community perceptions of reality vs. illusion.

However, to the outside observer, I wouldn't be surprised if what actually happened was another evening of:

--Dude!
Yeah?
--Sh*t, forgot what I was gonna say
<laughter>