[Mastrap]

Originally posted by Stradlater:
One begins wond'ring
What provokes a summer rain
Removing clothing

information
too much in
this case

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by Mastrap:
information
too much in
this case

Poetry is not
meant to be taken for truth
...always, anyhow.

[boardsurfer]

Air Conditioning
not working in my office
I'm almost naked

[boardsurfer]

Friday has arrived
Time to leave my computer
Worship the sun now

[Demonhood]

i have no pants on.
co-workers scatter and scream.
no new work assigned.

[boardsurfer]

very funny that
lack of clothes at work O.K.
Casual Friday!

coworkers scatter and scream

LMAO!

[RGB]

Too busy packing
To write any good haikus
Thank god these are short

[wolfen]

Harsh Realities:
Like prom queens after dancing
Our best Haikus suck

[tintub]

Didn't know
Haikus can be so free
F*ck Haiku.

[wolfen]

What a thought, tintub
Thank you for the lovely thread
Need more hand lotion

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by tintub:
Didn't know
Haikus can be so free
F*ck Haiku.

Just because they can
Does not mean they have to be
Limits are more fun

Rustling branches
Overhead the sound of leaves
Dropping on my meal

I'm dining outside
Weather incredibly nice
Oh **** here come bees!

[RGB]

Stupid PHP
And that darned MySQL
Why won't they just work?

[clam2000]

not in apache
just add lines to your config
look at the archives!



--will

[RGB]

Finally, number
One zero zero zero.
I am Addicted.

[iNub]

I suck at haiku
It's too damn hard to write them
I'm not creative

--

Bottled water bucks
Flying out of my pocket
Like green bumblebees

Tired of evian
Think I'll move to Budweiser
It's much more fizzy

Oh crap I'm drunk now
Feels like floating in Jell-O
Whee, give me some more

This power outage
Is just a conspiracy
To sell lots of beer

--

I should quit smoking
It's bad for me they all say
Hey, you got a light?

[iNub]

I'd do this all night
Too bad I am so sleepy
Lots to write about

--

Had to fill my tank
Holy crap that's expensive
Milk would be cheaper

Speaking of the cow
How is that old fart doing?
I hear he's grounded

Hee hee hee, ho ho
That was some funny shee-at
God I'm good at this

[wolfen]

Drunks are lots of fun
Love the saki-drinkin' Japs
Who brought us Haiku

Sleep sweetly iNub,
Dreamy beer cows offer drink
Rub yourself a pint

When you wake at noon,
Don't forget your hangover
Buy more evian



wolfen

[iNub]

Tomorrow i turn
legal US drinking age
Oh my god I'm hit

At least that's the plan
That's what they warned me about
I'm kinda scared now

The one thing I want
I probably will not get
An hour long lapdance

Not from a man, eew
But a naked hot stripper
Or a cheerleader

[iNub]

I can't stop myself
It's like digital crack rocks
These stupid haiku

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by iNub:
Tomorrow i turn
legal US drinking age
Oh my god I'm hit

Have a great birthday
I think that you should get trashed
Then you can post here

[Stradlater]

Last haiku I joked
You've probably drank before
I like white russians.

[Toutgood]

Last haiku I joked
You've probably drank before
I like white russians.

-----------------

Gaijin like myself
White as snow on Mount Fuji
Gimme a Kirin.

[tintub]

I wrote a haiku
And it's all about haiku
It's meta-haiku

[RGB]

Moved into my dorm
sitting atop my loft bed
I hope I don't fall.

[wolfen]

Monday, back to work
Lunch is dry chicken and rice
Thank God for Cola

[boardsurfer]

Monday sucks big nuts
Forgot my iPod at home
What else will happen?

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by RGB:
Moved into my dorm
sitting atop my loft bed
I hope I don't fall.

How is your dormroom?
Is it quite nice and cozy?
My first room was small!

I'm glad this thread lived
I thought it had been buried
Under happ'ning posts.

More traditional
Haikus are to come when in
Introspective mood.

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by boardsurfer:
Monday sucks big nuts
Forgot my iPod at home
What else will happen?

Just say "no worries"
And your day should run smoothly
I love my iPod

[boardsurfer]

Lunch at the mall now
Apple Store over yonder
G5 in there yet?

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by boardsurfer:
Lunch at the mall now
Apple Store over yonder
G5 in there yet?

I'm guessing prolly
Go check out apple dot com
Quite nice box design

[boardsurfer]

Alas no G5
Traffic suffered all for not
Sure is hot outside

[dencamp]

I used to lurk for years
Plaintive, behind cathode rays
bathed in sillyness

[I Me Mine]

Man I hate haiku
I find it so tedious
Best leave this thread then

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by I Me Mine:
Man I hate haiku
I find it so tedious
Best leave this thread then

Haikus can be bad...
So can movies and novels,
And almost all art.

But there are diamonds to find
And diamonds to be written.

(written in haikai form, 5-7-5-7-7)

[iNub]

This thread should be dead
But I like to write haiku
bump bumpity bump



How many of you
Hate the topic starter now
What's his name again?


I got really drunk
On my twenty first birthday
Two gallons of beer

And that was only
the afternoon. You shoulda
seen me after dark.

I wasn't sober
I couldn't walk in a line
Thanks god for D D's

[Gene Jockey]

A crash of metal
A lifetime of peace, shattered
All is quiet now

--

Adapted from a haiku I came up with on the spot in 10th grade English class. It originally involved Boutros-Boutros Ghali, which scored me some points at the time, but I can't remember how it went. I like the one above, though.

--

My throat is aching
There is much to do today
May it pass quickly

--J

[boardsurfer]

Originally posted by boardsurfer:
Air Conditioning
not working in my office
I'm almost naked

AC works again
Fingers are freezing now
glad I brought a coat