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Originally Posted by peter
you back off evening news team!
This thread rules because anchorman got mentioned.
El policia!!!
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Originally Posted by crazyreaper
do u feel that every time you watch a video where someone in it dies that a little part of you dies? im worried that is i watch too many of them then.... ill die
Yeah, I'd definitely agree with that. After seeing the terrorist beheadings and the Bud Dwyer video, I don't want to ever see a murder/suicide/etc. ever again.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
el policia!!!
Policia is feminine, so it should be "la" instead of "el." But he just said "Policia!"
/O'i's'i'n
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Yeah, I'd definitely agree with that. After seeing the terrorist beheadings and the Bud Dwyer video, I don't want to ever see a murder/suicide/etc. ever again.
you see i agree, but curiosity always gets the better of me
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Policia is feminine, so it should be "la" instead of "el." But he just said "Policia!"
/O'i's'i'n
This one might be wrong also, but...
Usted chupa.
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
I'm too big and intimidating in person for anyone to ever try anything on me.
There is always someone bigger, faster, with more friends than you.
ALWAYS!
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When I think of the term beaten up, I tend to associate it with a bully in school. So, no, I have not been beaten up.
I have been jumped. I have also lost fights before.
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I haven't been beaten up yet and have never been in a fight. I don't want to wreck my pretty face. I'll probably be mugged someday though.
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Originally Posted by Zeeb
I haven't been beaten up yet and have never been in a fight. I don't want to wreck my pretty face. I'll probably be mugged someday though.
Yeah, I don't want to wreck my pretty face or break a nail.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
When I think of the term beaten up, I tend to associate it with a bully in school. So, no, I have not been beaten up.
I have been jumped. I have also lost fights before.
When I think of jumped, I think of a very horny chick. Yes, I've been jumped before.
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That's having your bones jumped.
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I abbreviated the phrase.
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Originally Posted by real
There is always someone bigger, faster, with more friends than you.
ALWAYS!
Samuel Colt made all men equal. 3 on 1 = gun fight*.
*provided there's no way to get out of it.
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I'm a talker, and almost always very calm/lazy/relaxed in heated situations, so I'm usually playing the classic diffuser role of any tense situation.
I've been in a few dustups, but nothing terribly serious, and I'm quicker than most people so I can usually do enough to hold them at bay/down until I can talk them into reasonableness.
Drinking and loving is always better than fighting, I say....
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
Drinking and loving is always better than fighting, I say....
Unless you're a Klingon, the fighting is an important part of drinking and love.
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One of my friends dad was an ex-US marine. And he hated homosexuals.
One night the dad, and a few friends from the army, went "fag-bashing" as he often did on the weekend. Went outside this gay club, and saw this 7-foot tall black guy.
He started causing sh*t with him, and the black dude said "there are two things I like doing, sucking cock and kicking ass".
At which point the black guy single handedly knocked out 3 of the 4 marines, and the 4th guy ran away.
That's the kind of story you don't want to tell to score man-points.
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Originally Posted by calverson
One of my friends dad was an ex-US marine. And he hated homosexuals.
One night the dad, and a few friends from the army, went "fag-bashing" as he often did on the weekend. Went outside this gay club, and saw this 7-foot tall black guy.
He started causing sh*t with him, and the black dude said "there are two things I like doing, sucking cock and kicking ass".
At which point the black guy single handedly knocked out 3 of the 4 marines, and the 4th guy ran away.
That's the kind of story you don't want to tell to score man-points.
Shame one of 'em got away.
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Unless you're a Klingon, the fighting is an important part of drinking and love.
Well, I'm a Newfoundlander… which really should mean that I live by these same principles. I went wrong somewhere.
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I was jumped by some "gang" of idiots in High School and nearly got my nose broken. That's about the only interesting story I have to tell, and even then...
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Unless you're a Klingon, the fighting is an important part of drinking and love.
as long as she doesn't run out of furniture.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Policia is feminine, so it should be "la" instead of "el." But he just said "Policia!"
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Dood.
If you’re going to imitate me, at least do it right. Policía can be either gender, depending on meaning. El policía means ‘the cop’.
/Oisín-without-silly-typewriter-apostrophes
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Originally Posted by calverson
One of my friends dad was an ex-US marine. And he hated homosexuals.
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, you know.
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Kinda like in American Beauty.
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Raped by an ex-boyfriend and hit by a crazy b.... on the train because I touched her bag.
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Originally Posted by Shaddim
as long as she doesn't run out of furniture.
I wonder if Steve Ballmer is really a Klingon. He's not getting mad at people, he's showing is affection by throwing chairs at them.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Dood.
If you’re going to imitate me, at least do it right. Policía can be either gender, depending on meaning. El policía means ‘the cop’.
Oh snap!
Wait... can you say "on snap" when arguing grammar?
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Originally Posted by olePigeon
Oh snap!
Wait... can you say "on snap" when arguing grammar?
Hmm, I guess.
I’m not sure what ‘off snap’ would be, though …
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Dood.
If you’re going to imitate me, at least do it right. Policía can be either gender, depending on meaning. El policía means ‘the cop’.
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Oisíowned.
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Originally Posted by Monique
Raped by an ex-boyfriend
Hope that he's in jail. Or that you shot him. Or something really painful, and permanent.
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Originally Posted by Monique
Raped by an ex-boyfriend
Completely inappropriate and beyond offensive
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I predict a dim future for this thread.
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Just when I thought Calverson couldn't ostracize himself in this community any more than he already has.
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Originally Posted by sek929
Just when I thought Calverson couldn't ostracize himself in this community any more than he already has.
Wow. Yeah.
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I am only getting warmed up.
I honesty don't think that Monique would take too much offense to this, however, because she did post it in a public forum.
However, I might be wrong.
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Originally Posted by calverson
However, I might be wrong.
Feh, it's not like that's ever happened before.
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Originally Posted by calverson
Edited out calverson's response -- OreoCookie
Seriously? You thought that would be funny?
Originally Posted by calverson
I honesty don't think that Monique would take too much offense to this, however, because she did post it in a public forum.
However, I might be wrong.
Yes, you are. That was absolutely tasteless.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Seriously? You thought that would be funny?
If someone else posted it, I would chuckle.
Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Yes, you are. That was absolutely tasteless.
Well, to each their own.
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I bet if the joke was about your mum getting raped you'd somehow be a little less understanding.
That joke would've worked just fine if it hadn't been set up BY THE PERSON WHO GOT RAPED.
You fail at humor.
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If someone else posted it, I would chuckle.
You’d probably be the only one.
I see the cleverness of the pun; it’s just not funny.
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Originally Posted by sek929
I bet if the joke was about your mum getting raped you'd somehow be a little less understanding.
That joke would've worked just fine if it hadn't been set up BY THE PERSON WHO GOT RAPED.
You fail at humor.
Well, I know that posting anything on the internet and allowing people to freely comment upon it, I would not really have a leg to stand on, should someone say something slightly nasty.
Originally Posted by Oisín
You’d probably be the only one.
Doubt it.
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I got sucker punched in Fort. Erie (Canada) when a bunch of idiotic underaged drinking americans, (who can't handle their alcohol) started with me and my friends out front of a strip club.
They learned their lesson though as a car door happened to be kicked shut on one of their hands, causing it to um...
You can figure out the rest.
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… be severed from the arm?
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I haven't fought for years but when Someone threw my iphone in the water and refused to pay for the damage done, I wasn't in for an argument about that matter so I hit his face and it felt very good.
Careless people deserve to be hit from time to time, it cures them from being arrogant and might help them get their feet back to earth.
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Originally Posted by sek929
I bet if the joke was about your mum getting raped, and her getting AIDS and not knowing it until after you were born, and didn't tell you until you've had unprotected sex with your wife, and then told by your wife that she's pregnant, you'd somehow be a little less understanding.
That joke would've worked just fine if it hadn't been set up BY THE PERSON WHO GOT RAPED.
You fail at humor.
added a bit of *pow*
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