[design219]

Just to be clear here, let's not get any more "explicit" than this post's content. No prob with such relatively general descriptions of places and maybe (the third item below) some circumstances. Anything more and we'll start to agree with Dakar about "adult" content. Everyone clear with that? Good. Glenn

The most unusual place/circumstance you have had sex.

• A public amphitheater (girlfriend thought it daring)
• The Great Smoky Mountains N.P. (same girlfriend)
• My in-laws kitchen (they were not home)

I have a friend who claims a McDonald's drive thru.

(I suspect my list will pale in comparison of what follows)

[Dakar the Fourth]

We a need a new subforum, "The Lounge: After Dark" for this kind of seedy adult content.

[design219]

Damn, you're quick Dakar.

Is that why you didn't list anything?

[Dakar the Fourth]

I post on the internet. Obviously, I've never had sex. If it weren't for my bookish ways, I wouldn't even know the meaning of the word.

[design219]

Pshaw.

You know too much.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I post on the internet. Obviously, I've never had sex. If it weren't for my bookish ways, I wouldn't even know the meaning of the word.

Ahem.

• Playground
• Ferry cabin

Like design219, I’m pale and uninteresting.

[design219]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Like design219, I’m pale and uninteresting.

For some reason I was counting on our Nordic friends to shine on this topic.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Shall we cast votes as to who we think will come through?

I'm betting on Erik.

[design219]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I'm betting on Erik.

Yeah, I think he's a good bet.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Get your own, loser.

[Oisín]

^ Personally, I’ve always thought that vexborg character had potential.

Originally Posted by design219 

For some reason I was counting on our Nordic friends to shine on this topic.

It’s all that sexual liberation nonsense, isn’t it?

Shall we cast votes as to who we think will come through?

Subtly excellent choice of words.

[design219]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Subtly excellent choice of words.

[Laminar]

I have nothing to add to this thread.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

I have nothing to add to this thread.

"The foot of the bed."

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

I have nothing to add to this thread.

That’s okay—your post speaks volumes.

[Laminar]

Although I once had a goal of "taking care" of myself in every building on campus. I made up a map and everything. I got pretty far along but lost interest after a while.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Although I once had a goal of "taking care" of myself in every building on campus. I made up a map and everything. I got pretty far along but lost interest after a while.

Going solo? Who does that?
Not counting Sorority Dorms

[::maroma::]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

Although I once had a goal of "taking care" of myself in every building on campus. I made up a map and everything. I got pretty far along but lost interest after a while.

With all the horny-ness going on, no one should have to resort to this sort of thing in college. That's just sad.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I'm betting on Erik.

Pfff, my money is on IceEnclosure.

-t

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

Pfff, my money is on IceEnclosure.

-t

Thank you turtle, for being forthcoming with a name. Not a bad choice, either.

We all know Shaddim is going to blow the doors off all our expectations, though.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by turtle777 

Pfff, my money is on IceEnclosure.

-t

He’s not very Nordic, though.

[Luca Rescigno]

I'm going to have to say the time I did it in my girlfriend's bedroom, at her parents' house, when they were there (asleep in a different room).

[OreoCookie]

Originally Posted by Luca Rescigno 

I'm going to have to say the time I did it in my girlfriend's bedroom, at her parents' house, when they were there (asleep in a different room).

And that's special because?

- parking spot in Italy in broad daylight (it was raining and we had to wait for the ferry)
- friends' bedroom five minutes before they were supposed to be back from the airport
- friends' living room while they were out for a walk and due back any minute

[Person Man]

MacNN Dark Confession Series 02: LIES
MacNN Dark Confession Series 03: VIDEOTAPE



Sorry, nothing else to contribute.

[design219]

I was thinking drugs next, but anyone with an idea...

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Thank you turtle, for being forthcoming with a name. Not a bad choice, either.

Yes, and the high possibility of pics as well

-t

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by design219 

I was thinking drugs next, but anyone with an idea...

And then rock’n’roll after that?

I'm going to have to say the time I did it in my girlfriend's bedroom, at her parents' house, when they were there (asleep in a different room).

Ah, someone boringer than me—even I’ve done that (with paper thin walls, too).

Does the opposite count, too? Trying to fall asleep on a very uncomfortable while the four other people in the room were having sex?

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Does the opposite count, too? Trying to fall asleep on a very uncomfortable while the four other people in the room were having sex?

Christ, that reminds me of college.

[Oisín]

Actually, it was eighth grade, but other than that, pretty much spot on.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Well, I wasn't having sex in the 8th grade...

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Well, I wasn't having sex in the 8th grade...

Nor was I—I was trying to fall asleep, I just said.

[Dakar the Fourth]

True, but I didn't say I was the one who was trying to sleep, either.

[osiris]

I was in the 9th grade the first time, and boy was I scared. I was all alone.

thank you, I'm here all night...

[sek929]

In the bathroom of a huge house party. Had to flush the toilet a few times to make the people waiting outside think somebody was vomiting or something.

In my truck a few times with my current g/f, but it's a small truck so it didn't actually work out to well.

The strangest thing was getting road-dome with two other girls sitting in my back-seat giving encouragement to the girl sitting up front. I also had my sunroof open and when I came to a stop (pun intended) a puddle of water doused the back of her head.

Drugs next....I have plenty of stories.

[Luca Rescigno]

Originally Posted by OreoCookie 

And that's special because?

Originally Posted by Oisín 

Ah, someone boringer than me—even I’ve done that (with paper thin walls, too).

Yeah, I guess I'm boring, but I wanted to get the ball rolling.

I would have probably ended up trying some riskier stuff with that girl eventually, but we broke up

[::maroma::]

Originally Posted by sek929 

In the bathroom of a huge house party. Had to flush the toilet a few times to make the people waiting outside think somebody was vomiting or something.

In my truck a few times with my current g/f, but it's a small truck so it didn't actually work out to well.

The strangest thing was getting road-head with two other girls sitting in my back-seat giving encouragement to the girl sitting up front. I also had my sunroof open and when I came to a stop (pun intended) a puddle of water doused the back of her head.

Drugs next....I have plenty of stories.

Ever since seeing "The World According to Garp" in my adolescence, I have a fear of getting a blowjob in a car.

For those who don't know/remember that movie, Robin Williams is cheating on his wife, getting a BJ in his car (parked on the side of the road) when a drunk driver slams into the back of his car, causing the woman to bite....with great force.. and well, you can guess where that story goes.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I have no doubt in my mind I am more likely to crash a car under the influence of a BJ than alcohol.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I have no doubt in my mind I am more likely to crash a car under the influence of a BJ than alcohol.

I’m sure you’re right. Alcohol would have a very hard time crashing your car.

[Dakar the Fourth]

I suspect this is some type of grammar joke, but I don't see it.

[sek929]

I was driving stick too, which made it even more interesting.

Interesting side note: This was before I even 'made out' with a girl. So I got road dome as my first real girl experience ever. In fact, she and the other girls wanted to have a big full-blown orgy but we both lived with parents so we had nowhere to go. I consider it a lost opportunity.
Yes she was slut.

[Oisín]

I was driving stick too

So was she, apparently.

[Luca Rescigno]

I think Oisin was (jokingly) reading it as:

"I have no doubt in my mind that I am more likely to crash a car under the influence of a BJ than alcohol is likely to crash my car."

But that implies that alcohol would be getting a BJ. How the hell does that work?

[sek929]

Dakar likes to deep-throat Heinekens.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Dakar likes to deep-throat Heinekens.

Bravo!

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by sek929 

I was driving stick too, which made it even more interesting.

Interesting side note: This was before I even 'made out' with a girl. So I got road head as my first real girl experience ever. In fact, she and the other girls wanted to have a big full-blown orgy but we both lived with parents so we had nowhere to go. I consider it a lost opportunity.
Yes she was slut.

I think the only way you could make this more interesting is if you claimed that you were transporting drugs over state lines, after curfew, in order to save the life of a sibling who owed the mob a large amount in gambling debts.

[Atheist]

"That would be up the butt, Bob!"

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Dakar likes to deep-throat Heinekens.

Let's keep my Saturday nights out of this.

[andreas_g4]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

I post on the internet. Obviously, I've never had sex. If it weren't for my bookish ways, I wouldn't even know the meaning of the word.

I learned everything here. It's quite comprehensive, and if I'll ever get to it, I'll just check my iPhone under the blanket…

Woman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sexual intercourse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by design219 

Just to be clear here, let's not get any more "explicit" than this post's content. No prob with such relatively general descriptions of places and maybe (the third item below) some circumstances. Anything more and we'll start to agree with Dakar about "adult" content. Everyone clear with that? Good. Glenn

Haha, design got Lone Starred.

For the record LS, my post was more tongue-in-cheek.

Or in this thread, should I say dick-in-cheek?
too much?

[sek929]

Oh geez, I almost forgot my finest hour.

After my summer fling went to back to her douche ex-boyfriend I went through a dry spell to end all dry spells. Then, the next Halloween I go a large party and lo and behold there she is. So naturally I start getting super-hammered on nips since her 'costume' was a school girl outfit and I was a combination of angry at her and extremely horny. We end up dancing for a while after my original ride leaves and she offers to have my (then) roommate and his g/f (her best friend at the time) drive me back home.

Once we get in the back seat she jumps my bones, lifts up her skirt and proceeded to start digging through my pants. "We shouldn't be doing this" I drunkenly whisper...just loud enough so that I can at least say I tried, just quiet enough to not actually discourage her.

So we go at it, while my roommate's g/f is driving and clearly remarking about how noticeable it is. We pull up to her place (still totally not finished) and she stumbles out of the car with her skirt hiked up to her belly I stumble after her with my pants around my ankles trying desperately to finish what I started.

I get to her door and she says I have to leave because her boyfriend (same dude as before) is coming over.

Now totally ashamed of myself and with even less dignity than before I ride in silence back to my apt. and smoke 15 cigarettes before passing out.