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Butt Sauce!
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Aug 24, 2008, 08:53 PM
 
Do you guys like old ppl? What is your take on old ppl. Why do they usually smell like cabage no offense to any old ppl here. Just so you know I'm not old. I guess I don't hate old ppl but they are pretty weird and are always yelling and complaining. Why is that? Is it true that old ppl really like wheel of fortune?
     
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Aug 24, 2008, 08:59 PM
 
Old people need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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Aug 24, 2008, 10:02 PM
 
For what it's worth, PPL is aware of the situation:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
PPL's workforce is heavily slanted toward retirement age. Because of this, PPL currently employs a large number of summer interns to try to develop relations with new workers before they graduate college. PPL hired more than 100 interns during the 2006 summer. The company also donates money or equipment to local organizations, notably fire departments. This is justified by the company as many of their plants have a high fire risk.


So add to your list of grievances about ol' PPL: they are flammable.

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Aug 24, 2008, 10:06 PM
 
Generally, very old ppl pay lower property taxes. And yes, they love WoF, probably because the spinning wheel gives a sense of vertigo, which excites them.
     
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Aug 24, 2008, 10:09 PM
 
Is this the next Besson3c evolution ?

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Aug 24, 2008, 10:24 PM
 
There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.
     
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Aug 24, 2008, 10:47 PM
 
I moved back home to take care of my grandmother who is "old PPL"

Aside from her lack of cooking skillz (she never had them before she was "old PPL" either or so I'm told), She is a very cool gal:

- In her teens and twenties she was a model. I always get a huge laugh when I have friends over and they ask who the beautiful woman is in the picture I have in my room, and their jaws hit the floor when I explain that it is the same person as the 85 year old woman I introduced them to a few moments prior.

- Despite being 85, she can still drive, and stick shift for that matter (But she prefers her auto Dodge caravan, she can drive my manual Saturn with ease)

- She has has fought through both Breast and Colon cancer and beat them both.

- Around the time I was eight and my parents decied that their partying days of booze and drugs from before I was born were too sorely missed, she took me in and raised me.

She does not smell of any brinded/pickled/fermented plants
She doesn't complain.
She Doesn't watch WoF.

She IS and avid bridge player and crossworder though.
What, me worry?
     
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Aug 24, 2008, 11:36 PM
 
Is Vanna White still on WoF?
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 12:00 AM
 
Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post
For what it's worth, PPL is aware of the situation.
Ahh, PPL. I worked for a company that built their utility trucks.

Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
Is this the next Besson3c evolution ?

-t
Besson swears it's not him.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 04:33 AM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Besson swears it's not him.
"There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis"
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 06:57 AM
 
Originally Posted by [email protected] View Post
I moved back home to take care of my grandmother who is "old PPL"
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 07:09 AM
 
I here that old ppl have wrinkles
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:07 AM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Besson swears it's not him.
He also said he wasn't Butthawk.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:11 AM
 
Yes, and Butthawk was banned.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:15 AM
 
After going too far.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:18 AM
 
Don't you think it would be a little odd of me to flirt with another 1 month ban this way, given my addiction to this silly place? How do we know that you aren't Butt Sauce Dakar?
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:30 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Don't you think it would be a little odd of me to flirt with another 1 month ban this way, given my addiction to this silly place? How do we know that you aren't Butt Sauce Dakar?
"Butthawk was obviously a joke/troll handle for an existing member. It annoyed some, and when it went too far, it was banned."

Sounds like an open license to do it again.

And I never noticed you were banned for a month.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:45 AM
 
How do you know Butt Sauce will give you 1 month ban ?

It could be 3 weeks or 4 months, who knows.

-t
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:50 AM
 
I was indeed banned, look up my complaint thread for evidence of that fact.

Do you guys remember that shortly before Butthawk's banning there was a nick name that wasn't me called "Butthawking"? You can ask any mod, that was definitely not me either. I'm wondering if Butt Sauce was created by this same person?

Either that or Abe.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 08:55 AM
 
Butthawking was just my friend Ben being stupid
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:15 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Don't you think it would be a little odd of me to flirt with another 1 month ban this way, given my addiction to this silly place? How do we know that you aren't Butt Sauce Dakar?


Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
And I never noticed you were banned for a month.
It was glorious.
     
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It was glorious.
Well, I think the implication of my not noticing was things must have been going smoothly.
     
Laminar
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:17 AM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
How do you know Butt Sauce will give you 1 month ban ?

It could be 3 weeks or 4 months, who knows.

-t
Ah, and turtle with the not so subtle shot at the mods. Glad to see you're still striving towards being nothing but a broken record.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:31 AM
 
Laminar: you suck. Stop making this place so un-fun, and chill out with the attacks.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:42 AM
 
Old people taste pretty good, but you have to cook them right.
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:59 AM
 
Get Off My Lawn!

I have just posted in this soon-to-be classic thread.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 10:21 AM
 
Originally Posted by osiris View Post
Old people taste pretty good, but you have to cook them right.
I find them a little gamey, how do you tenderize them?
     
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Originally Posted by Maflynn View Post
I find them a little gamey, how do you tenderize them?
"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 12:11 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
Ah, and turtle with the not so subtle shot at the mods. Glad to see you're still striving towards being nothing but a broken record.
Oh, how cute, I have a fanboi.

-t
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 12:14 PM
 
Only in amara...
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 01:08 PM
 
Old grudges != old people. Personal swipes to PM, please.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 01:22 PM
 
Some old ppl carry insanely old grudges. My grandfather still blames the Krups coffeemaker for World War Two.

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Aug 25, 2008, 02:24 PM
 
They don’t taste as good as Soylent Red.
     
Butt Sauce!  (op)
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:09 PM
 
Hey guys I was out all day but I'm back now.

What is it with old people and oatmeal? Every time I see that Macane guy I always think about him eating oatmeal because I always visualize oatmeal and old people together. I guess oatmeal is easy to chew and many old people don't have good teeth, but many other things like apple sauce are also easy to chew so I don't get why old people are so crazy about oatmeal. There spokes person is even that Wilfred Brimely guy who is very old.

Maybe oatmeal reminds them of horses which they used to ride back in the day before cars were invented because horses eat oatmeal and sugar cubes. Or maybe oatmeal just reminds them of farms where many old people were born.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:16 PM
 
Maybe Laminar is upset because he's old?

There is nothing wrong with being old we will all be old some day. I just think that it is wrong to tell everybody to respect old people just because they are old. God tells us to love each other as neighbors and that includes young people to. To me if you are nice to me I will respect you. The other thing is that certain people have different ideas about what is old. I know people whose hair turns grey when they are pretty young without wearing any special hair tonics.

This one time I grew a grey pube. That was pretty weird because I'm pretty young even though many people think that I'm much older. Maybe I could get Ben to help me post a picture of my grey pube because I took a picture of it for scientific study and arcival.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:24 PM
 
Heheh... preach on brother Butt Sauce!
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:25 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Heheh... preach on brother Butt Sauce!
You're responding to your own post
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 09:30 PM
 
Huh? I told you, Butt Sauce is either Butthawking or Abe, or maybe this Ben guy. If not any of those people I have no clue. He could be anybody, or he could be a girl. Maybe Cody Dawg?
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 10:21 PM
 
I wonder if Butt knows Ben Dover.
     
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Aug 25, 2008, 10:38 PM
 
What exactly is butt sauce, anyway?
     
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Aug 26, 2008, 12:30 AM
 
xi hyper my buddy Ben and I were working on one of my scientific experiments. We were trying to make a tougher skin for our test subject this rat. I was mixing some chemicals together and Ben said man that smells like butt sauce. I laughed and decided that was going to be my name online. I think it's a good name don't you?
     
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Aug 26, 2008, 12:58 AM
 
I don't think that Astroglide belongs in a thread about old people, I mean ppl.
     
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Aug 26, 2008, 12:59 AM
 
Your friend Ben's last name wouldn't happen to be Dover, would it? I think I know that guy....
     
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Aug 26, 2008, 01:03 AM
 
Originally Posted by xi_hyperon View Post
What exactly is butt sauce, anyway?
One of the reasons why this place is in the crapper.
     
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Aug 26, 2008, 01:03 AM
 
Ben Dover... Hahaha, I get it!

No, his last name is not dover. Hahahahah!! The next time he pisses me off though I will tell him that his last name is dover... hahahahaha!!
     
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Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
I don't think that Astroglide belongs in a thread about old people, I mean ppl.
I was answering xi_hyperon's question. I suppose, though, that I could have gone with this result for my Google Image search for 'astroglide':

     
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Aug 26, 2008, 01:19 AM
 
Those kids look tasty too.
     
   
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