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Do Humans Digest Corn?
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Do Humans Digest Corn?
I do so love corn, it tastes oh so sweet.
But I have noticed embarrassed that what goes in
Goes back out so whole and complete.
My body does not want it
And it leaves with the ****.
What is going on I tell you I know not a bit.
So tell me dear folks is it all for the best
Not to eat what what the body does not want
Or digest?
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Yes, but not all of it. If you don't chew properly, there's a good chance kernels wil pass through intact.
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Are we supposed to answer in the form of a poem?
If so, peeb fails.
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I too like corn,
It is hard to beat.
But I catch more scorn,
for preferring meat.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
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Carrots and peas
My body does please
But corn, that sweet stuff
Makes me angry enough.
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Corn is the future,
we must commit.
If only we could eat it,
and then drive with the sh*t.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
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I like corn...
I can't think of a rhyme.
I'm the worst damn poet
in the history of time,
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corn digesting in my gut
do you change your state?
are you different in the bowl
than you were on my plate?
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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Corn is nutritious
It does a body good
Oh how delicious
More eat I should
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Corn, Corn.
The non musical Veg
The more I eat, the more I hedge.
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What, me worry?
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Eating corn will do you good;
watching porn will screw you.
Watching corn will bore you dead;
and eating porn will poo you.
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Originally Posted by mindwaves 
Corn is nutritious
It does a body good
Oh how delicious
More eat I should
Yoda poetry?
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We meet we part
We eat we fart
We hope to meet again.
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I ate a kernel
Chew chew chew, I did my best
Still it tore some 'rhoids
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i ate some kernal
it was yummy, but spiky
now my computer no workie
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Note, brassplayersrock
Five-seven-five, do make me
Learn, grasshopper, learn
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Corn is bright yellow
Your feces light or dark brown
Makes for great contrast
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