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besson3c
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Oct 11, 2011, 03:11 PM
 
I'm just it's just a matter of time before this comes up, so allow me:

Florida Serial Pooper Strikes Steps Of Fort King Middle School (GRAPHIC VIDEO)


This isn't me, my pooping is perfectly legal.

I don't know why the video is marked as graphic, it doesn't show anything.
     
The Final Dakar
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Oct 11, 2011, 03:22 PM
 
You didn't drop the big meaty chud?
You weren't the trickster that dropped the dookie?
This wasn't your poop-scpade?
You didn't squeeze out the chocolate hotdogs in question?
You don't claim ownership of these big fudge dragons?
You haven't released this big mud monkey?
     
besson3c  (op)
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Oct 11, 2011, 03:41 PM
 
Nope!

When I first saw this headline I was really hoping the story was based out of Aberdeen, WA in which case I would have thought it was good ol' Abe sending me a message letting me know he is still out there.

He could have moved to Florida though... Is it not a coincidence that Cody Dawg lives there?
     
besson3c  (op)
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Oct 11, 2011, 04:25 PM
 
Call me crazy guys, but here is my theory:

- Abe has been lurking here
- He came across my detective thread trying to figure out his whereabouts
- Abe does not want to post here, concerned over his privacy. He was very particular about that sort of thing
- Abe wanted to let me know that he is still out there, so he stealed, made sure he was caught on camera, and reported his own story to the HuffingtonPost knowing that I read that site, and knowing that they would pick up that story
- Abe has moved to Florida, being hit hard by the economy. Cody Dawg gave him a deal on rent with a spare property of hers

I'm feeling pretty good about this narrative, does it hold up for you guys? If so, it's nice to know that Abe is still alive and well!
     
hyteckit
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Oct 11, 2011, 04:39 PM
 
Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
     
Teronzhul
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Oct 11, 2011, 06:38 PM
 
Looks like he's been caught brown handed.

Ocala School Poop Suspect Arrested | firstcoastnews.com
     
   
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