New OS from Micro$oft!
It's coming out before Tiger and will Pre-empt Longhorn!
It's going to have the following goodies:
1. 64bit
2. After-Effects-like built in software
3. Photoshop killer application
4. Built-in support for the pliers to take
the hook outa your mouth cause this is
a pre-emptive April fools joke for 2005.