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The little woman went out with a friend, and I was in the bedroom finishing a vigorous carpet shampooing. As I come out at 6:45, my dog, God bless 'er, chewed up...
A plastic silverware/napkin set that was sitting on the coffee table from lunch.
A bar of soap.
Toilet paper... from the toilet.
A piece of gum the little woman had shoved into a Borders receipt.
Then she **** on the rug.
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Take your dog across the street to your neighbors yard.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
Off to join its brother and sister apps that could not
keep up with the ever updating iOS. RIP Nesen Probe.
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Why was there toilet paper still in the toilet?
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Originally Posted by RAILhead 
Why was there toilet paper still in the toilet?
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down?
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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Originally Posted by smacintush
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down?
I didn't think he lived in France...
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by design219
Take your dog across the street to your neighbors yard.
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Why does your little woman have a "friend"?
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by RAILhead
I didn't think he lived in France...
I don't, but the little woman obviously does. 
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Do you have any type of woods around your place?
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If you need to send me a private message, please send it to brassplayersrock²
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Why does your little woman have a "friend"?
No ****! I'd show that bitch the strength of my pimp hand for getting all uppity and thinking she can have "friends".
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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I hope you realize, subego, that you officially own one dumb dog.
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"The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground." TJ
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Originally Posted by subego
The little woman went out with a friend, and I was in the bedroom finishing a vigorous carpet shampooing.
What is this, the Twilight Zone? Your girl goes out partying, and you're cleaning the house! I don't understand this.
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Originally Posted by Railroader
Why does your little woman have a "friend"?
Originally Posted by smacintush
No ****! I'd show that bitch the strength of my pimp hand for getting all uppity and thinking she can have "friends".
Originally Posted by wallinbl
What is this, the Twilight Zone? Your girl goes out partying, and you're cleaning the house! I don't understand this.
That's what we said (basically).
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What I don't understand is, why subego and his girlfriend have reversed traditional gender roles here.
If someone could explain this I'd most appreciate it!
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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And take the dog to the pound?
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Originally Posted by Railroader
That's what we said (basically).
You focused solely on her leaving the house and failed to point out the cleaning issue.
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Clinically Insane
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Heard a crack at about 4 in the morning.
Why, that would be the nibblet chowing down on a razor blade.
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Sounds like Natural Selection is going to sort this out for you.
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Say what you want about cats, but at least they don't try to eat deadly things on a daily basis.
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
Sounds like Natural Selection is going to sort this out for you.
It's certainly trying.
While she's always eaten stuff she wasn't supposed to, hopefully this flurry of activity is somewhat transient. She got a dose of steroids a couple of days ago to help her tummy issues (allergies, not swallowing objects), so she's got all this extra energy that's tough to burn off considering how hot it is outside.
The 'roids also make her pee 12 times a day and growl at other dogs. She's not really herself at the moment.
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Doesn't sound like she is having a problem swallowing objects.
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Last edited by Rumor; Aug 29, 2008 at 05:28 PM.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Clinically Insane
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Isn't that like a triple negative?
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Double. I was doing something else mid post.
Remember children, proofread!
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by subego
The 'roids also make her pee 12 times a day and growl at other dogs. She's not really herself at the moment.
SOOOOOO good that you put 'other' in there.
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Well, I wasn't counting her tail.
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Maybe buy that dog a chew toy.
Or a cat to play with.
Either or.
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Originally Posted by JoshuaZ
Or a cat to play with.
Covered.
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 that's awesome
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If you need to send me a private message, please send it to brassplayersrock²
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Clinically Insane
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I take back my previous comment now that I know we're talking about a black poodle (my personal favorite type of dog).
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
I take back my previous comment now that I know we're talking about a black poodle (my personal favorite type of dog).
And as such, you no doubt know the reason I was able to let the comment roll off my back... they're scary smart (though admittedly, the connection between what goes in and what goes out is a wee bit too abstract).
However, except for another bar of soap 2 nights ago, she's back to her normal self WRT eating weird crap. As in, she isn't.
Obviously, soap has gone on the contraband list. In retrospect, that's likely what made the razor attractive, it was one of the Venus razors with the big block of moisturizer surrounding the blade.
I have a feeling there's some animal product in it that strikes her fancy, and after having her first soap eating experience a few weeks ago, has had a sudden realization of the banquet within paws reach.
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You know what to do…
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we lost our black poodle last year. she was a very smart dog as well.
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one post closer to five stars
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