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Message to all of MacNN: CANDY CANES
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Baninated
Join Date: Sep 2008
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Hello,
I'm posting under this assumed identity because I don't want to reveal who I really am. I just earned a small fortune and it is really important to me that people get out to vote for this election, so I bought a company that makes CANDY CANES.
To provide you with incentive to vote I will personally deliver you a whole candy cane if you vote for John McCain, or a half candy cane if you vote for Barack Obama. I want every American or at least everybody on MacNN to taste the deliciousness that is our democracy and liberty represented in a fantastic candy cane, so don't delay. Register to vote today!
Here's the deal.
You vote, get your friends to vote, come here and tell me who you voted for and I will deliver you a candy cane or half a candy cane for each vote. I will contact you privately to get your shipping address. There is no charge for this. All I ask is that you don't just say that you voted just to get a candy cane.
I want to give you a candy cane. This isn't spam or some weird hoax. I'm a real person. I just want to give you a candy cane. Will you let me?
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Not even the least bit funny.
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Apr 2001
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I don't like candy canes. Can I have a mounds?
If I'm an electoral college vote, how many 'candy canes' do I get?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally Posted by AKcrab 
I don't like candy canes. Can I have a mounds?
If I'm an electoral college vote, how many 'candy canes' do I get?
Hillary will deliver them in person, she may even give you a special surprise to go along with it.
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