[John F. Smith]

just the other night I was lying in bed, thinking "oh geez, what on earth am i living for these days? i lost my job, my dog died 2 weeks ago, I have no friends.. why do I go on?" so, in order to distract my mind from suicidal thoughts, I turned to macnn, where I remembered that wwdc was coming up on monday!! that monitor that Steve demoed, the 30 incher, was like a window to happier place. it was as if steve, a wise, lovable (and unusually thin of late) uncle, were beckoning me to join him in another world, a happier world which could be seen through the window of the new display.

and through that window to a better world i went, with the help of a bit of soul searching! I imagined that on my computer there was a magnifying glass icon, and I pretended to click it which unleashed the power of the most revolutionary feature, spotlight. i shined that spotlight into my dark, abysmal soul and happened upon a delightful memory from my childhood that i had long since forgotten! my mind can be such a jumbled mess sometimes, but with the help of spotlight i can do things like find all of my pictures from paris along with my paris hilton videos and the address of my parisian friend. suddenly, I realised that my life was in fact meaningful!

but you can't have the rainbow without the rain (or however it goes.) dashboard reminded me of my cluttered desk where I used to work, and expos� was eerily similar to the way that I used to fling papers off of my desk when I would have nervous breakdowns.

but at the end of the day, I realised something important--life sure is sweet. even though most of the year i spend crying and feeling sorry for myself because I don't have video out on my ipod, it's all worth it when wwdc comes around. that rush of excitement i get during the keynotes, when steve coughs or does something out of the ordinary, that's what i live my life for!

[Socially Awkward Solo]

That's nice.

[chris_h]

Originally posted by John F. Smith:

You wanna make out?

[gomanute]

gomanute was in before lock.

[ambush]

you are truly ****ing sad.

[galarneau]

He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.

[starman]

I got Tiger last night. Depressed?

[Dale Sorel]

Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo:
That's nice.
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Hey, I didn't give you permission to post my pic online

[Grammar Police]

Originally posted by Socially Awkward Solo:
That's nice.