[Peter]

Craig Flatman, 15, of Suffolk in the UK, has been subsiding on a diet jam sandwiches since he was very young, supplemented only by over 1L of semi-skimmed milk, chocolate cake and chocolate cereal.

Linky

The scary thing is he used to be in my scout group. He was a bugger when we went camping.

and, why the heck is Australia reporting this?! doesnt there country do anything?!

[bbcclo]

.... sounds like he leads a ful-filling life there.... very exciting.

[Stradlater]

Dr. Lifespan, your patient is ready in pediatric oncology.

Edit: Poor taste, I know; but seriously, variety is the epitome of important.

[:XI:]

Originally posted by Peter:
Linky

The scary thing is he used to be in my scout group. He was a bugger when we went camping.

and, why the heck is Australia reporting this?! doesnt there country do anything?!

Scouts? Buggery? There's a joke in there somewhere, I just know it...

[waxcrash]

Best quote from the article:

"We believe his problem could be due to a fear of food, probably going back to when... as a baby he gagged on some lumps," a London children's hospital spokesman said.

"�gagged on some lumps�" Ha ha ha ha, I've never heard that phrase before.

[:XI:]

Originally posted by waxcrash:
Best quote from the article:

"We believe his problem could be due to a fear of food, probably going back to when... as a baby he gagged on some lumps," a London children's hospital spokesman said.

"�gagged on some lumps�" Ha ha ha ha, I've never heard that phrase before.

I bet he gagged in the scouts too...

[Stradlater]

Originally posted by :XI::
I bet he gagged in the scouts too...

The article specifically said, he doesn't like meat.

[hyperb0le]

There's a kid who went to my school (He graduated at the end of May) who doesn't eat Breakfast, and for Lunch and Dinner has two peanut butter sandwiches, Pringles, and a Coke. For the last 10 years, that's IT! I roomed with him when I was at UGA's JanFest Music Fesitval, and it was kind of creepy. He brought a loaf of bread and peanut butter with him when we (the group of people from my school) went out to eat, he would order his coke, and make his own sandwich at the table.



Incredible French Horn player though

Oh, and Stradlater, that made me laugh out loud.

[yukon]

JAM!!

Henry 8th-Mr. Pope! I'm going to marry my first wife, and then I'm going to divorce her. Now, I know what you're going to say but stick with me, my story gets better. I'm going to marry my second wife and then I'm gong to kill her, cut her head off! Ah, not expecting that, are ya? Third wife, gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her into a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a Rotissimat. Seventh wife, made out of jam. Eighth wife....

GreatEscape-Donald Pleasance is doing forgeries on bits of tin can with a bit of jam. Clang! �It�s a bit clangy and a bit jammy" �Yes, I�m from the steel and jam area of Stuttgart.�

One Small Step-Cause you gotta say something, you can't go down to the Moon and go, "Oh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!"

The Beginning-So then God created the world, and the first day he created light, and air, and fish, and jam, and soup, and potatoes, and haircuts, and arguments, and small things, and rabbits, and people with noses, and jam � more jam, perhaps, and soot, and flies, and tobogganing, and showers, and toasters, and Grandmothers, and Belgium.

�I�m terribly sorry, I�ll put some more jam here, and a mountain of cabbages, and a radiator.� �Thank you, it�s just what we wanted.�

Dreams-And people interpret them, you always have bonkers dreams � �I�m walking down the road, and a man comes up to me, covered in jam, and he sings (singing) �Oh, I am a man hippo� And he brings me spoons, and his buttocks explode, and his brother drives a small snail towards me, very slowly. What does it mean?� And their interpretation is always very ordinary: �Oh, you didn�t get on with your Father when you were a child.�

On ingredients-�This jam is made by Nazis with dead trees, bits of mud and spit.� I don�t think I�ll have that one. �This jam was made by groovy people and fruit who agreed to be in the jam in the first place. Volunteer fruit, better known as free-range fruit, allowed to casually chat to chickens.�

And there you have it. Jam. Now there's a moral to this story....

[nredman]

"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry! LONESTAR!!!"

[ReggieX]

What a moron.

[dampeoples]

So, jelly and chocolate, sounds good to me

[hyperb0le]

Originally posted by nredman:


"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry! LONESTAR!!!"

Hilarious movie.