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Favorite Seinfeld quote (Page 2)
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Frank Costanza has to be the funniest character in television history.
"And now, for the Festivus feats of strength!"
*LOL*
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George(on elaine):it looks more like a dry heave set to music.
Kramer(on the 'contest'): (slams money on counter)i'm out.....im out of the contest !!!
Putty: You stole my jezus fish !!
Kramer: why would anyone refuse a juniour mint ? it's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious. it's very refreshing !!!
Kramer: So what am i supposed to do ? be more like you ? all sealed up in here ? emotionally unavailable ? paying scrub women for sexual favours ? NO JERYY i wont be like you !!! Never !! I'll never be like you !!
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"It's not a purse! It's European."
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GEORGE
"I'm sorry, the answer is Moops."
"George is getting angry!" - George
"Hi, my name is George...I'm unemployed and I live with my parents"
"Oh, yeah, I'm a smoker from way back *cough*...can't give it up *cough*"
"She opened her VAULT?!"
ELAINE
"Many people don't know that it was originally called 'War, what is it good for?'"
"I'm sorry, there's not a square to spare"
KRAMER
"Why don't you just TELL me the movie you'd like to see?"
"But I can't live on THIS!!" (pointing in Jerry's fridge)
JERRY
"Are you wearing the panties? The ones your mother laid out for you?"
MISC
"Who doesn't want to wear the rrribbon?!" - Hispanic guy
"I gotta sit down!" - Poppy
"That's it, we're moving to Del Boca Vista!" - Mr. Costanza
Elaine N Jerry:
"Someone stole his coat, so now I have to replace it because he thinks I'm responsible as coatchecker"
"Didn't YOU throw his coat out the window?"
"Yes, but HE doesn't know that!"
Jerry N George
"It wasn't really garbage"
"Wasn't it IN the garbage?"
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"We're not gay. not that there's anything wrong with it."
lol...thanks for reminds me about the panties her mother laid out for her. thats a classic.
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In Response to Elain's dancing:
"Sweet Fancy Moses" -George
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Elaine: Maybe the Dingo ate your baby...!
Lady: What?
Elaine: I said the Dingo ate your baby!
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Frank: Hoochy Mama!
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Elaine: SSTTEELLAAAAA!
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More wreckless, spontaneous recollections...
"Just remember,Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it."
"Jerry, I'm a little insulted." "You're not a little anything, Newman."
"I will not tolerate infestation!"
"Cosmo!"
"I've got Jon Voight's LeBaron."
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
"This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her."
"What am I, hard of smelling?"
"I'm afraid I don't like your demeanor."
"This food was in the shower with you?"
"Mulva?"
"It's the timeless art of seduction."
"I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood."
"Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and said they're all outta YOU!"
"The sea was angry that day, my friends...like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli."
"He took IT out."
"But you can't break up with me...I've got hand!"
"Oh I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."
"You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. If the rooster goes with the chicken, who's having sex with the hen?"
"You're an anti-dentite."
"Love that risk management thing...GOLD, Jerry, GOLD!"
"I would like to dip my head in oil and rub it all over your body. "
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Originally posted by wolfen:
"The sea was angry that day, my friends...like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli."
BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAA! Sweet Zombie Jesus is that a funny episode!
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -- Hunter S. Thompson
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Jerry: "I don't understand. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?"
Lady: "Yes we do. Unfortunately we ran out of cars."
Jerry: "But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation."
Lady: "I know why we have reservations."
Jerry: "I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. You know how to take the reservation, but you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation. The holding. Anybody can just take them."
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Almost forgot:
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Jerry: "Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side in harmony. It's a wonderful thing, isn't it?"
Elaine: "You know, I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile."
Jerry: "I'm looking forward to it."
Elaine: "Yeah, I think it'll be a very smooth transition for you."
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