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Aug 23, 2006, 07:05 PM
 
Occasionally I come across an extremely well thought out, and well laid myspace page. This is not one of them. Meet Mizark.
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:07 PM
 
Myspace is gay.

"Hello, what have we here?
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:11 PM
 
Everyone is entitled to thier own opinion.
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
mitchell_pgh
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:13 PM
 
I just don't get the fascination with Myspace.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:17 PM
 
It changes from person to person. I use it to keep in contact or find people that I haven't seen in years.
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:19 PM
 
Your myspace page is just as much a travesty.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:19 PM
 
MyWasteofSpace.com
     
Rumor  (op)
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:19 PM
 
Originally Posted by memory-minus
Your myspace page is just as much a travesty.
Mine?
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:21 PM
 
That was worse than most, I think... <shudder>

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Aug 23, 2006, 07:21 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor
Mine?
Yes, yours. Or do you regularly put links to myspace pages that aren't yours in your MacNN profile?

http://www.myspace.com/unsafemasterbation
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:22 PM
 
Eh, it's basic. At least there isn't 1000 glittery images on it.
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:23 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor
Eh, it's basic. At least there isn't 1000 glittery images on it.
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:26 PM
 
Did you even look at the orginal one I posted or are you just talking out of your ass?
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:29 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor
Did you even look at the orginal one I posted or are you just talking out of your ass?
Yeah, I did. They're both awful.
     
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Aug 23, 2006, 07:33 PM
 
Originally Posted by memory-minus
Yeah, I did. They're both awful.
I like the background image and the font color makes it easier to read. I don't write html code well but at least I tried. Go bury your head in the sand if you can't stop being a jerk.
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Aug 24, 2006, 07:53 AM
 
Chavs.
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 08:06 AM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor
Occasionally I come across an extremely well thought out, and well laid myspace page. This is not one of them. Meet Mizark.
This friend is scarier:




Poetry.

And isn't that the Confederate flag used by hick racists? I guess they don't mind wiggers.
     
demograph68
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Aug 24, 2006, 08:10 AM
 
I've seen far worse.

Is this where I post mine?
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 08:36 AM
 
Originally Posted by demograph68
I've seen far worse.

Is this where I post mine?
Yes.
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 09:01 AM
 
*********
( Last edited by demograph68; Oct 23, 2007 at 10:20 PM. )
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 09:04 AM
 
Originally Posted by demograph68
Hey thats not that bad really.
At least its readable.
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 12:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by mitchell_pgh
I just don't get the fascination with Myspace.
i just dont get the fascination of people being above myspace. get over yourselves, its a way to keep in touch with people and meet new ones. i dont get how people who dont use it LOVE to mention that they dont use it.

without myspace i wouldnt know what half my graduating class would be up to, and now i do.

and i second memory-minus' stone comment.
NOW YOU SEE ME! 2.4 MBP and 2.0 MBP (running ubuntu)
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 12:53 PM
 
because MySpace is mostly full of emo angsty teenages who think the world hates them.
and thus everyone sterotypes ever user as an emo angsty teenager.
( Last edited by Peter; Aug 24, 2006 at 12:59 PM. )
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 01:06 PM
 
Ok, so here is the code I'm using for my background and font. If you have a suggestion, PM me with the new code. I really like the background image, but I could care less if the font chages as long as it's readable.

<style type="text/css">body{ background-color:000000; background-image:url(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h2...tingland.jpg); background-position:Center Center; background-attachment:fixed; background-repeat:no-repeat; }
table table table table{border:0px}

table table table{ border-color:; border-style:solid ; border-width:1px; background-color:; filter:; opacity:; -moz-opacity:; background-image:url(http://); background-position:Top Left; background-repeat:repeat; } table table table table, table table table td{ border-style:none; }
Table, Td{ background-color:transparent; }

.nametext {
font-size:12pt;
color:33CCCC;
font-weight:none;
}


body, div, p, strong, td, .text, .blacktext10, .blacktext12, a.searchlinkSmall, a.searchlinkSmall:link, a.searchlinkSmall:visited{ color:33FF33 ; font-size:12pt; font-weight:bold; font-style:bold; font-family:Verdana; }


a, a:link, a:visited, a.navbar, a.navbar:link, a.navbar:visited, a.man, a.man:link, a.man:visited, a.redlink, a.redlink:visited{ color:CCFF33; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; font-style:bold; font-family:Verdana; } a:hover, a:active, a.navbar:hover, a.navbar:active, a.man:hover, a.man:active, a.searchlinkSmall:hover, a.searchlinkSmall:active, a.redlink:hover, a.redlink:hover{ color:FFCC66; font-size:12pt; font-weight:bold; font-style:bold; font-family:Verdana; }


.orangetext15, .whitetext12, .btext, .redtext, .redbtext{ color:00CC66; font-size:14pt; font-weight:bold; font-style:normal; font-family:Arial, verdana, arial, sans-serif; }

.lightbluetext8{ color:CCFFCC; font-size:12pt; font-weight:bold; font-style:normal; font-family:Arial, verdana, arial, sans-serif; }


table table td.text table td.text table table table a {color: ;
}


.blacktext12{color:FFCC33;}


a.navbar{sans-serif;font-size:12pt; font-weight:italic} a.navbar:link{color:66FF99;font-size:12pt; } a.navbar:active{color:66FF99;} a.navbar:visited{color:66FF99;} a.navbar:hover{color: FFCC66;}





<style type="text/css"><!-- --> --> --> --> -->
body {scrollbar-3dlight-color:teal;
scrollbar-arrow-color:green;
scrollbar-track-color:black;
scrollbar-darkshadow-color:gray;
scrollbar-face-color:black;
scrollbar-highlight-color:lime;
scrollbar-shadow-color:green}
--></style>
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 02:16 PM
 
Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Myspace is gay.
Seconded.

-t
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 02:19 PM
 
I think it's okay. It's a fun way to keep in touch with friends who don't post on mac forums.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 02:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dino-Rider
I think it's okay. It's a fun way to keep in touch with friends who don't post on mac forums.
1) Okay way ? Nope.
2) Fun ? Nope
3) Friends who don't post on mac forums ? What's that ?

-t
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 02:52 PM
 
im down wit the brizown but im not tight wit the wizite except my brothers from ohter mothers justin and dave holla at ya boy
Ouch, ouch, ouch! It hurts my head. Please make it stop!



MySpace is, in theory, a fairly good concept. Just a shame that what seems to be about 99 per cent of the users there spend an awful lot of time going out of their way to make their profiles completely illegible, as well as headache- and vomit-in-mouth-inducing. If you just do the basics—add some text about yourself, some pictures, whatever—it would be quite okay. It might even look half-nice. So why go to all that trouble to make it as horribly ugly as humanly possible? I don’t get it. I just don’t get it.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 02:56 PM
 
I signed up for myspace a year ago because my sister is addicted to it and kept pushing me to do so.

So I did.. problem just one of my friends is on it. I even did a search for former people from my high school and it just turned up people I didn't want to talk to when in high school anyway.

Ok now what... so I look around... everyone is 16-25 and take pictures of themselves that look cool and make them seem popular.

Then all these young gayboys start wanting to add me as friends, fine, but I have a boyfriend so what now?

So i deleted it.

I recently signed up again so I can view pics from that ONE friend who is on it but other than that I can't figure out what to do other than try to sell myself as cool.

"Hello, what have we here?
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 03:00 PM
 
I'm constantly getting requests from supposedly hot women that want to meet me, that have 8000 friends (mostly lonely guys), and only one picture. I just delete it.
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 03:01 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín
Ouch, ouch, ouch! It hurts my head. Please make it stop!
I'm glad someone got the reason why I posted this. Sad thing is he probably really acts that wway.
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Aug 24, 2006, 03:09 PM
 
Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
I signed up for myspace a year ago because my sister is addicted to it and kept pushing me to do so.

So I did.. problem just one of my friends is on it. I even did a search for former people from my high school and it just turned up people I didn't want to talk to when in high school anyway.

Ok now what... so I look around... everyone is 16-25 and take pictures of themselves that look cool and make them seem popular.

Then all these young gayboys start wanting to add me as friends, fine, but I have a boyfriend so what now?

So i deleted it.

I recently signed up again so I can view pics from that ONE friend who is on it but other than that I can't figure out what to do other than try to sell myself as cool.
Cool. Add me dude.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 03:12 PM
 
Meh. This thread sucks about as much as MySpace.
     
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I don't understand the extremes people have about MySpace. They either love it way too much or utterly hate it. Most people just don't seem to find the center. Why?
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Your mom goes to college.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 03:31 PM
 
Is it racist to hate wiggers? If so, I am one proud racist.
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I hate wiggers too. And I really hate black people that try to talk all white and get educated.
     
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Originally Posted by Dino-Rider
Your mom goes to college.
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Aug 24, 2006, 04:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dino-Rider
Your mom goes to college.
That was either a) the most brilliantly subtle and to-the-point insult I’ve ever seen; b) the most ridiculously weak and ineffervescent insult I’ve ever seen; or c) not an insult at all, just nonsensical.

The fact that I don’t know which it is just shows how either a) extremely good and successful; or b) extremely bad and unsuccessful it has been at getting its point, whatever it be, through.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 04:27 PM
 
www.myspace.com/weirdal

The best looking myspace page.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 04:55 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor
Ok, so here is the code I'm using for my background and font. If you have a suggestion, PM me with the new code. I really like the background image, but I could care less if the font chages as long as it's readable.
I actually laughed out loud when I saw styles for:

table table table table

And don't get me started with .blacktext10, orangetext15, etc. Reminds me of CSS I wrote in 1999.

(Not criticizing you as much as myspace's HTML)
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Originally Posted by Oisín
That was either a) the most brilliantly subtle and to-the-point insult I’ve ever seen; b) the most ridiculously weak and ineffervescent insult I’ve ever seen; or c) not an insult at all, just nonsensical.
or d) a quote from a particularly funny movie.
     
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Aug 24, 2006, 05:10 PM
 
Originally Posted by iREZ
without myspace i wouldnt know what half my graduating class would be up to, and now i do.
I think I, like others here, just don't give a damn WHAT these people are up to ("these people" being the ones that use Myspace).

Originally Posted by S.W.G.
I even did a search for former people from my high school and it just turned up people I didn't want to talk to when in high school anyway.
Exactly. Same should hold true for friends in other walks of life.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
I really like the background image, but I could care less if the font chages as long as it's readable.
That's just the thing. Background images are gay.
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Indeed. It slows **** down. I just added text and a few pics to my myspace account.
     
   
 
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