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Nov 3, 2017, 03:49 PM
 
Window washer.

Looks like a contractor. A batshit one.
     
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Nov 7, 2017, 10:14 AM
 
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Nov 7, 2017, 12:27 PM
 
The Qatar Airways flight they were travelling on was forced to make an emergency landing in India after she started to repeatedly hit her husband following the discovery.

According to the Hindustan Times, the Iranian woman had managed to unlock her partner's smartphone by pressing it against his hand while he slept.
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Chennai's New Indian Express reported that the airport's director, G Chandramouli, said the woman was drunk and was held at the airport until she sobered up before the family were allowed back on a plane.
Yeah, drunk. Dexterous and resourceful, then suddenly drunk to hit him. This is totally about the woman's poor judgement and bad airplane etiquette.
     
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Nov 7, 2017, 04:58 PM
 
Sounds like a perfect use case for Face ID vs Touch ID! Wait ... too soon?

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Nov 11, 2017, 06:39 AM
 
Married her daughter after being married to her son?!!

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/11/10/o...lty-to-incest/
     
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Nov 11, 2017, 05:08 PM
 
^^^^



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Nov 14, 2017, 07:50 PM
 
PWL:

     
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Nov 15, 2017, 01:13 AM
 
I thought this was the PWL.

     
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Nov 15, 2017, 06:04 PM
 
He put a down payment on a house of $9,000 in a bag to be spiritually 'cleansed' by a psychic - to find that his $100s were replaced with $1s

Mutant rats with human brains have been developed in the lab

One not so happy Veteran after Veteran's Day kills himself by lighting himself on fire

O. J. Simpson got out of jail - then got himself banned from a casino

Speaking of gambling, he was first in line for an iPhone X - but then spent his money gambling the hour before getting it - can't afford the iPhone

Man shoots ATM, but fails to get any cash

Pizza delivery for astronauts

Nekkid man broke into her home, then tried on her clothes

What it's like to get bitten by the toe-biter "water bug"

Nice to hear from you, Memphis! A three-year-old toddler allegedly shot and killed their one-year-old sister after finding gun in bed

And from Detroit: Woman forgot her house keys - so when she climbed up to get in her boyfriend shot her

Hot stuff! Cook splashes pissed off customers with boiling oil

Real wacko: Hairdresser who infected men with HIV said that drinking his own urine would cure his disease

Officers say when officers asked him to turn down the music, he allegedly yelled at them to get off his property or he would "bring Satan into their souls." Police also said he drove a vehicle at police and later hid in a garage.

Alexa is Home Alone, time to party: Police Break Into Man's Apartment in Germany After Amazon Alexa Plays Music by Itself

And in Germany: Man tries to open beer bottle with pepper spray

Indian resident spent almost $400 on buying stones that the shop owner assured would heal him of partial paralysis

Darwin in India: Man occupied with phone call run over by train

For more shocking developments in India: Just after getting married in India the cops zap him in the balls
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Nov 17, 2017, 02:12 AM
 
That was the same van, wasn't it. Fantastic.
     
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Nov 17, 2017, 02:39 AM
 
Holy shit... it is.


Since I know you reddit,
r/dashcamgifs
r/idiotsincars

This however, was from r/anormaldayinrussia
     
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Nov 17, 2017, 02:49 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Holy shit... it is.


Since I know you reddit,
I admit nothing.
     
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Nov 18, 2017, 07:57 AM
 
So in using your new $1000 phone in your copious free time you've discovered military dongs

I wonder if this can be paired up with the turd Animoji somehow.
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Nov 18, 2017, 08:31 AM
 
I don’t discover the dongs, they discover me.

The turd Animoji is a bit of a disappointment. Not expressive like the chicken or monkey.
     
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Nov 18, 2017, 12:30 PM
 
Does Deadspin have a file of unintentional dongs?
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Nov 18, 2017, 03:00 PM
 
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Nov 18, 2017, 05:04 PM
 
Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep View Post
Does Deadspin have a file of unintentional dongs?
Hollywood has one.
     
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Nov 18, 2017, 10:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Hollywood has one.
Not sure unintentional is quite accurate. Theres definitely intent there.
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Nov 19, 2017, 08:12 AM
 
Not on the part of the recipients.
     
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Nov 19, 2017, 10:02 AM
 
Thats more unsolicited than unintended surely?
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Nov 19, 2017, 10:18 AM
 
¿Por qué no los dos?
     
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Nov 22, 2017, 07:51 PM
 
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Nov 28, 2017, 01:33 PM
 
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Nov 28, 2017, 02:06 PM
 
the first one, the woman was not killed by her husband, but by a hunter out after sundown. Wear orange, even if you think you're safe. We used to paint our horses orange and even the dog wore a vest.
     
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Nov 28, 2017, 02:21 PM
 
I heard about this story. It doesn’t add up.

Guy takes a shot at a deer, in the dark, at 200 yards, with a pistol?

Edit: Las Vegas shooter was 360 yards.
     
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Nov 28, 2017, 09:18 PM
 
Originally Posted by andi*pandi View Post
the first one, the woman was not killed by her husband, but by a hunter out after sundown. Wear orange, even if you think you're safe. We used to paint our horses orange and even the dog wore a vest.
Or you could, as a nation, stop shooting at literally anything and everything that moves. Probably while drinking.
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Nov 28, 2017, 11:30 PM
 
I hope they hit him with murder charges, though I don't know if New York has the death penalty. He had* the right to bear arms. He's also responsible for the results.

*he won't have the right any longer. Felons are generally forbidden to own guns. Details depend on state laws.
     
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Nov 29, 2017, 09:14 AM
 
Down. Goes. Lauer.
     
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Nov 29, 2017, 10:40 AM
 
wrong thread? wrong kind of ridiculous, anyway.
     
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Dec 1, 2017, 12:12 AM
 
Cop tases own partner.
Quite amusing.

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-...tasers-partner
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Dec 1, 2017, 12:20 AM
 
Russian man dies after posing for photo with hand grenade

A Russian man has died after he pulled the pin out of a hand grenade and posted photographs of himself holding it.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...80771.html?amp
     
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Dec 1, 2017, 08:17 PM
 
In Soviet Russia, selfie takes you
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Dec 1, 2017, 08:58 PM
 
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Dec 2, 2017, 06:45 PM
 
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Dec 3, 2017, 08:44 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Russian man dies after posing for photo with hand grenade

A Russian man has died after he pulled the pin out of a hand grenade and posted photographs of himself holding it.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...80771.html?amp
Darwin Award winner!
     
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Dec 3, 2017, 10:46 AM
 
If facebook has one redeeming quality, it is the posts of Lt. Cotton of the Bangor Police Department. See the original here:
https://www.facebook.com/bangormaine...55966418216079
     
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Dec 3, 2017, 03:57 PM
 
Yeah their HQ is on my way to Shaw's.
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Dec 3, 2017, 07:52 PM
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-42217026

Not ridiculous, but nice. Glad to see it, and I would be a shopper if in my area. A lot of food goes wasted. I personally don't even look at the dates on the food when shopping or when deciding what to throw out. To do that, I think how long has it been since I last ate it, does it look ok, and MAYBE the smell test. The dates are completely meaningless to me.
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Dec 4, 2017, 01:26 PM
 
^^^^

Still trying to figure out who is siding with who?

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Dec 4, 2017, 01:43 PM
 
Fat guy in shorts and guy with the two-toned jacket are team pedestrian.

The two guys in black and the skinny, pepper spray guy in the t-shirt are team taxi.
     
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Dec 6, 2017, 06:36 PM
 
Because of all the energy used to mine them, it turns out bitcoin is bad for the environment.

Some days the 'Great Filter' concept makes a lot of sense.
     
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Originally Posted by mindwaves View Post
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-42217026

Not ridiculous, but nice. Glad to see it, and I would be a shopper if in my area. A lot of food goes wasted. I personally don't even look at the dates on the food when shopping or when deciding what to throw out. To do that, I think how long has it been since I last ate it, does it look ok, and MAYBE the smell test. The dates are completely meaningless to me.
Oils go rancid sometimes even before the best before date. Im curious why food wouldnt sell before this date? Rancid oils are a carcinogen and can cause serious long term health problems. Things like olive oil, nuts, whole wheat etc. spoil in about 6 months give or take a few. But people tend to keep using them not realizing they spoil.
the largest problem for Americans today is they eat too much food and dont have enough work to do to keep their heart healthy
     
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Dec 7, 2017, 05:11 PM
 
I'm just going to leave this here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...ngham-42271150

"An internet "prankster" had to be freed by firefighters after cementing his head inside a microwave oven."
This space for Hire! Reasonable rates. Reach an audience of literally dozens!
     
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Dec 11, 2017, 03:25 PM
 
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Dec 17, 2017, 09:54 AM
 
Injury and death unquestionably occurs here, so I’m spoiler-blocking it, but none of it is really visible.

 


Less giffy version: https://gfycat.com/VigilantZealousFirebelliedtoad
     
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