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OogaBooga · Aug 2, 2005, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

He's the one being so wierd acting and making all these gay statements. And I'm happily engaged tyvm.

I'm doubtful of how long your happiness will last.

OogaBooga · Aug 2, 2005, 11:32 PM

Why would you want to shave? It just leads to more problems, not less.

I wouldn't shave anything unless the "love of my life" demanded I do so, and even then it'd probably just be a trim.

And I have tried it a couple times, just out of curiosity. Didn't see a point to it.

kmkkid · Aug 2, 2005, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by OogaBooga

I'm doubtful of how long your happiness will last.

Maybe not, but it's worth a try

Kevin · Aug 2, 2005, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by OogaBooga

I'm doubtful of how long your happiness will last.

I guess happiness = projecting homosexuality.

d4nth3m4n · Aug 2, 2005, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

How? Do you use Nair or shave?

what the hell do you think? read the post again before you jump on me for my attitude.

Salty · Aug 2, 2005, 11:54 PM

Wait... realizing that when people have sex it causes friction makes me gay? FRICK! I wish they would tell you about these ways of becoming gay before you do things... what if someone realizes something but doesn't want to be gay? How many of these realizations will make you gay!? WHY AREN'T THERE WARNING LABELS!

d4nth3m4n · Aug 2, 2005, 11:56 PM

^^

Salty · Aug 3, 2005, 12:04 AM

Frick... now I have to go out and get my hair highlighted again... and work out even harder... and start hating Christians because that's apparently the trendy gay thing to do...

Those ****ing religious hateful bastards... I hope they all just die!

kmkkid · Aug 3, 2005, 12:20 AM

Salty, you make sweeping generalizations, and propose to know a lot about gays. And you didnt think anyone would accuse you of being gay when you seem to know so much about the topic?

And I dont hate christians, see, you're doing it again, acting like you know what all gays think.

Kevin · Aug 3, 2005, 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

Wait... realizing that when people have sex it causes friction makes me gay? FRICK! I wish they would tell you about these ways of becoming gay before you do things... what if someone realizes something but doesn't want to be gay? How many of these realizations will make you gay!? WHY AREN'T THERE WARNING LABELS!

Salty · Aug 3, 2005, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

Salty, you make sweeping generalizations, and propose to know a lot about gays. And you didnt think anyone would accuse you of being gay when you seem to know so much about the topic?

And I dont hate christians, see, you're doing it again, acting like you know what all gays think.

I apologize I was more thinking of an Episode of Queer as folk I happened upon yesterday. I hate the American version, they butchered it sooo badly, the British one was sooo much better. And they always act as if all Christians are gay haters, either that or they're Christians but they believe nothing and are actually all secretly closet homosexuals.

That said simply because I know things doesn't mean I am. And even if I were, why would anyone care? Shouldn't none of you care?

Kevin · Aug 3, 2005, 12:55 AM

And they always act as if all Christians are gay haters, either that or they're Christians but they believe nothing and are actually all secretly closet homosexuals.

Ahh.. so that is where they got that stereotype.

OogaBooga · Aug 3, 2005, 01:04 AM

I'd be offended if someone thought I was gay. I think Salty feels the same way, it's just that he's expressing it right now.

Scandalous Ion Cannon · Aug 3, 2005, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by OogaBooga

I'd be offended if someone thought I was gay. I think Salty feels the same way, it's just that he's expressing it right now.

I get offended when people think I am straight. Yucky.

Salty · Aug 3, 2005, 01:35 AM

I had two people at youth group say the first time they saw me they thought I was gay... mainly cause I was wearing a tie on my pants, and I was wearing a paisley shirt...

Doofy · Aug 3, 2005, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

I was wearing a tie on my pants

DeathMan · Aug 3, 2005, 03:59 AM

gay or metro? I think its a nice look, but don't think I could pull it off.

Alezone · Aug 3, 2005, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by DeathMan

gay or metro? I think its a nice look, but don't think I could pull it off.

pure gayness... fashionable

DeathMan · Aug 3, 2005, 04:13 AM

well, I think its sharp. I'd love to show up at work with that look. Or even better, church. That would turn some heads. The hair is a bit over the top, but I love the suit/shirt/tie. I'd love to see the shoes.

Eriamjh · Aug 3, 2005, 07:43 AM

Back, crack, and sack wax?

Say that ten time fast!

absolut78 · 06:30 AM

For privacy sake

ghporter · Aug 3, 2005, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

I had two people at youth group say the first time they saw me they thought I was gay... mainly cause I was wearing a tie on my pants, and I was wearing a paisley shirt...

Wearing a tie for a belt is sort of cool, but it has to be the right tie and the right pants, otherwise it's just odd. Plus you have to be rather slender or you'll never find a long enough tie! And as for paisley, it has to be the right paisley, or you make other people barf on sight.

I saw a young lady wearing a tie as a belt on her jeans the other day, but when I looked a second time, I saw that it wasn't a tie, it was a sash-belt made to look like a tie. Since when did Goodwill ties cost so much that someone would have to make a new product that looks like one?

Anyway, when Fred Astaire wore a tie for a belt, he looked cool, (and he always wore the right tie) so I guess it's a possibility.

turtle777 · Aug 3, 2005, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by kmkkid

Salty, you make sweeping generalizations,

Well, if you look at the Lounge, that is pretty much the impression you'd get

-t

torsoboy · Aug 3, 2005, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by DeathMan

gay or metro? I think its a nice look, but don't think I could pull it off.

woah. I don't know about gay, but deffinatly not something i would want to wear. Also, that hair is just freaky.

starman · Aug 3, 2005, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Scandalous Ion Cannon

News for ya. As a gay man I am privilege to information girls normally only tell each other.... woman HATE hairy crotches. They think wieners are strange enough on their own but they don't like having to part pubic hair just to get at it. Trust me.

You sure they're not lesbians?

Scandalous Ion Cannon · Aug 3, 2005, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by starman

You sure they're not lesbians?

Yes because lesbo's love the hairy bushes.

KeriVit · Aug 3, 2005, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Scandalous Ion Cannon

Yes because lesbo's love the hairy bushes.

Yah, that's it.

Salty · Aug 3, 2005, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by ghporter

Wearing a tie for a belt is sort of cool, but it has to be the right tie and the right pants, otherwise it's just odd. Plus you have to be rather slender or you'll never find a long enough tie! And as for paisley, it has to be the right paisley, or you make other people barf on sight.

I saw a young lady wearing a tie as a belt on her jeans the other day, but when I looked a second time, I saw that it wasn't a tie, it was a sash-belt made to look like a tie. Since when did Goodwill ties cost so much that someone would have to make a new product that looks like one?

Anyway, when Fred Astaire wore a tie for a belt, he looked cool, (and he always wore the right tie) so I guess it's a possibility.

I didn't say wearing a tie as a belt I said wearing it on my pants. I stick the tie through belt loops one and two on the left hand side, and it hangs down tied as a tie. And I have about 14 ties. That said, I had one of the Texans across the hall say one day to me, "You know something, I noticed your ties always match your shirts" I told him he could have a brown star.

And it's a good paisley, actually it's a Nevada shirt from Sears that my sister bought me, it's got diagonal blue stripes on white, with large paisleys in a muted gold, crimson and dark blue. It's one of those good buys you see. And it fits very well so I like it. I tend to wear it with this nifty kinda wavy blue red and white tie I got, which I call my Captain America tie... that said, it's a boulevard club tie I got when I worked at sears on sale for like almost 80% off (all my ties would regularly have been about 40 bucks, I dont' think I paid more than 8 for any of them, most were between 6 and 4 bucks.)

absolut78 · 06:30 AM

For privacy sake

parallax · Aug 12, 2005, 03:33 AM

I could never in my right mind shave it all off. That would just rob me of all feelings of self-worth.

Just trim it back until they stop choking on the hairs, perhaps?

Salty · Aug 12, 2005, 04:13 AM

Originally Posted by parallax

I could never in my right mind shave it all off. That would just rob me of all feelings of self-worth.

Just trim it back until they stop choking on the hairs, perhaps?

When self worth is wrapped up in one's own body hair... next week on Dr. Phil.

crazyjohnson · Aug 12, 2005, 11:19 PM

Kramer: Hey Jerry. What is this? Lady Gillette? What's going on?
Jerry: What? Can't I get a moment's peace?
Kramer: What are you doing to yourself?
Jerry walks into camera view with his chest covered with shaving cream.
Jerry: I can't stop. Alex thinks I'm naturally hairless.
Kramer: You can't keep this up. Don't you know what's going to happen? Everytime you shave it, it's going to come in thicker and fuller and darker.
Jerry: Oh that's an old wives tale.
Kramer: Is it? Look at this.
Kramer walks off-screen and opens his shirt. On-screen, Jerry reels from the sight.
Kramer: (high pitched voice) Look at it! Look at it! And it's all me. I shaved there when I was a lifeguard.
Jerry: Oh come on. That's genetics. That's not going to happen to me.
Kramer: Won't it? Or is it already starting to happen?