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knifecarrier2
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Nov 7, 2012, 06:20 AM
 
Except god is fake but yeah. So hungover today.
     
Spheric Harlot
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Nov 7, 2012, 07:32 AM
 
If your God is fake you're doing it wrong.
     
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Nov 7, 2012, 08:04 AM
 
You worship O'Douls?
     
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Nov 7, 2012, 09:43 AM
 
Cool story bro?
     
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Nov 7, 2012, 03:06 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot View Post
If your God is fake you're doing it wrong.
Yes yes, I am hardly fake. So bow down to me my subjects.
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Missed 2012 by 3 days, RIP Grandma :-(
     
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Nov 7, 2012, 08:23 PM
 
Rob needs kids, they make life better.
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Nov 8, 2012, 05:25 AM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
Rob needs kids, they make life better.
Only if you're ready to have your life changed. Otherwise you make their lives hell.

Apart from that, 100% agree. We've got three kids now. Awesome all around.
     
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Nov 8, 2012, 05:41 AM
 
Just one here, only one. I got what I wanted the first time, a girl, and my wife absolutely doesn't want to go through another pregnancy. Thank God.
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knifecarrier2  (op)
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Nov 8, 2012, 05:59 AM
 
No, more about the election. Not about a coat hanger incident.
     
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Nov 8, 2012, 09:25 AM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
Just one here, only one. I got what I wanted the first time, a girl, and my wife absolutely doesn't want to go through another pregnancy. Thank God.
BUT GOD IS FAKE HAHAHAHA
     
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Nov 8, 2012, 09:43 AM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
BUT GOD IS FAKE HAHAHAHA
It's funny now until you find out your wife cheated on you with a deity.
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you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
     
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Shaddim
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Nov 8, 2012, 10:52 AM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
BUT GOD IS FAKE HAHAHAHA
So is everything else. HAHAHAHA... heh... hmm...
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Nov 8, 2012, 12:38 PM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post

Rob needs kids, they make life better.
They also make the people that have the kids very boring, generally speaking.
     
Spheric Harlot
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Nov 8, 2012, 01:09 PM
 
Guilty as charged...to an extent.
     
besson3c
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Nov 8, 2012, 01:17 PM
 
And by that I don't mean that I'm the model of excitement either!
     
Shaddim
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Nov 8, 2012, 02:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot View Post
Guilty as charged...to an extent.
I'm not boring, I'm simply subjected to more Sesame Street than any sane man should ever have to endure.

It does work, though. She can say "Ses Stee", and I have to admit that I teared up the first time I heard that.
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Nov 8, 2012, 11:38 PM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
I'm not boring, I'm simply subjected to more Sesame Street than any sane man should ever have to endure.
It does work, though. She can say "Ses Stee", and I have to admit that I teared up the first time I heard that.
You'll really 'tear up' when she says "I'm taking the Lambo" for the first time.
     
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Nov 9, 2012, 01:07 AM
 
Originally Posted by mattyb View Post
You'll really 'tear up' when she says "I'm taking the Lambo" for the first time.
By then ICEs will be relics of the petroleum age. Plug-in, hydrogen hybrids will be the auto du jour, and the supercars will be direct-port hydrogen, 1500bhp monsters.

All that aside, her car will have 2' aerospace foam bumpers on all panels, and she'll learn to like it.

Edit: Oh, and it'll fill the whole compartment with "bio-foam" if there's an accident, like in Demolition Man. I'm not even joking.
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