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Wow! Tech support for the horny guy.
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I was just doing some insomnia surfing of some online want ads and found this one in the "computers" section.
Originally posted somewhere else:
I'll give you just the kind of fix you've been dreaming about...I can:
-Install new RAM chips
-Troubleshoot your network
-Scan your machine for viruses and/or spyware
-Build, maintain, or OVERHAUL your website
-Give technical instruction
...completely TOPLESS for YOUR ENJOYMENT!
This slim and busty 32D-endowed geek girl is qualified to solve virtually any computer-related hardware, software, or networking task you require. Why pay high rates to the same boring old tech monkeys when you can have a sexy girl with fabulous, all-natural, NEKKID tits fix it instead?
Serious inquiries only; please describe the nature of your technical requirements. No sex.
The e-mail address was...well, maybe I shouldn't do that. OK, due to public pressure here's part of it: [email protected]
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2001
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"slim and busty 32D-endowed geek girl"
 every nerds dream..
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I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him.
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someone has to post a joke about RAMming their HARD DRIVE into her serial PORT..... 
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds"...Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by suprz's ghost:
someone has to post a joke about RAMming their HARD DRIVE into her serial PORT.....
I disagree.
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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Originally posted by suprz's ghost:
someone has to post a joke about RAMming their HARD DRIVE into her serial PORT.....
Hard drives don't go in serial ports.
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Chris. T.
"... in 6 months if WMD are found, I hope all clear-thinking people who opposed the war will say "You're right, we were wrong -- good job". Similarly, if after 6 months no WMD are found, people who supported the war should say the same thing -- and move to impeach Mr. Bush." - moki, 04/16/03
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Join Date: Nov 1999
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Originally posted by christ:
Hard drives don't go in serial ports.
Neither does my firewire, but I think I could make it fit...
-Owl
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Cue joke about making floppy drives into hard drives.
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Actually, I'm surprised this isn't more common.
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This reminds me of Naked News. That was awesome for the first 30 seconds, and then it got kind of depressing.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: On this side of there
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Originally posted by wataru:
This reminds me of Naked News. That was awesome for the first 30 seconds, and then it got kind of depressing.
The naked women or the news?
wolfen
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Join Date: May 2002
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There is a naked maid service in LA. Been around for years.
Personally, I think that falls under "bad naked", but whatever bloats yer goat.
Now a cute topless girl fixing my PC is brilliant. Much better than the not so hygienic out-of-work russian engineers they have down at PC Club.
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -- Hunter S. Thompson
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Originally posted by wolfen:
The naked women or the news?
wolfen
Not sure if wataru is talking about the same thing but I think it's Russia that has news show where a lady undresses while she reads the headlines. Pretty nifty � and interesting half an hour.
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It is all about letting her play with my WANG computer.
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/hi
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Originally posted by soul searching:
Not sure if wataru is talking about the same thing but I think it's Russia that has news show where a lady undresses while she reads the headlines. Pretty nifty � and interesting half an hour.
Yes, but he used the word depressing, not interesting. I wanted to know if he referred to the naked woman or the news.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Originally posted by wolfen:
Yes, but he used the word depressing, not interesting. I wanted to know if he referred to the naked woman or the news.
The naked women. It just wasn't sexy. They had serious "news" faces, and deadpan nudity is just creepy.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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My technical requirement is that I want a picture before some nerdy chick shows up at my house...I've seen some truly gruesome nerd girls in my day...
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally posted by voodoo:
"slim and busty 32D-endowed geek girl"
every nerds dream..
32D doesn't mean much without the other measurements. You can easily have 32D on an overweight woman.
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Last edited by Wiskedjak; Dec 4, 2003 at 11:44 PM.
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IMO 32D isn't all that well endowed. I prefer a nice set of 36C's. They fit in my hands perfectly.
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/hi
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