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I'm starting a secret society
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Wanna join?
We'll need to have a constitution which I intend to thrash-out here and now.
Post any rules you'd like to see included in the rule book..
I'll start it off:
THE CONSTITUTION
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Rule 1: The purpose of the society is set out in the constitution
Rule 2: The purpose of the constitution is to present in full the rules of the society.
Rule 3: All members must abide by the rules at all times or face expulsion.
Rule 4: Any rule in this constitution may be superceeded by another more recent rule but it may never be purposefully contradicted by another later rule
Rule 5: No golf shoes to be warn in the clubhouse
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Moon
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Do we get to punch you in the face?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
Do we get to punch you in the face?
Only if its allowed by the rules - I hate to be a stickler on this point, but...
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004
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No tithes, no secret handshakes, no mortification, no grave-digging and no silly walks.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dangling something in the water… of the Arabian Sea
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Except now it's no longer secret.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Originally posted by RonnieoftheRose:
No tithes, no secret handshakes, no mortification, no grave-digging and no silly walks.
No rolling up one trouser leg either
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Originally posted by Eug Wanker:
Except now it's no longer secret.
No telling anyone!
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Arizona Bay
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I'll gladly assassinate the leader of this group.
For free.
Really.
(SSH, KEEP IT A SECRET!)
edit: sup echelon?
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<some witty quote that identifies my originality as a person except for the fact everyone else does the same thing>
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
I'll gladly assassinate the leader of this group.
For free.
Really.
(SSH, KEEP IT A SECRET!)
edit: sup echelon?
Cool. We'll have to have an election for President then.
Anyone want to stand?
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Moon
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I heard Demonhood is running for oriface in the next erection.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: I don't know anymore!
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I'd rather remain seated, thank you.
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Sorry, no sitting.
And no dogs.
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: retired
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Let's see...
So far Zimphire and CD Hanks advocate violence. I guess just for the sake of Jesus.
So no religious affiliation is a must.
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Baninated
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Moon
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Originally posted by Atomic Rooster:
Let's see...
So far Zimphire and CD Hanks advocate violence.
Advocate? When did I do that. I was just seeing if it was a "fight club" type thing.
I guess just for the sake of Jesus.
I like Trident sugarless bubble gum.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Southern California
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Originally posted by sambeau:
Sorry, no sitting.
And no dogs.
What about cats?
I nominate WD Love for president. 
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Arizona Bay
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Originally posted by Atomic Rooster:
Let's see...
So far Zimphire and CD Hanks advocate violence. I guess just for the sake of Jesus.
So no religious affiliation is a must.
Wait, I'm religious? 
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<some witty quote that identifies my originality as a person except for the fact everyone else does the same thing>
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Originally posted by CD Hanks:
Wait, I'm religious?
Right-wing, religious, anti-constitutional, pro-terrorist...it's getting hard to distinguish the nuances.
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: -
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Right-wing, religious, anti-constitutional, pro-terrorist...it's getting hard to distinguish the nuances.
LOLGGNOREMATCH.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC*Crooklyn
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: BFE
Status:
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Behold, the ancient mystical society of No-Homers.
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Sar Chasm
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I can't tell you if I'm joining or not-- it's a secret.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Arizona Bay
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Right-wing, religious, anti-constitutional, pro-terrorist...it's getting hard to distinguish the nuances.
OH I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!
HAA
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<some witty quote that identifies my originality as a person except for the fact everyone else does the same thing>
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: On this side of there
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I like my secret societies to actually be secret.
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Do you want forgiveness or respect?
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Mac Enthusiast
Join Date: May 2003
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Will your secret society need a Police force??
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Let's have a secrete cars and secrete women... no wait.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Originally posted by history1me:
Let's have a secrete cars and secrete women... no wait.
There's a big difference between secret and imaginary..
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
Status:
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Originally posted by history1me:
Let's have a secrete cars and secrete women... no wait.
mmm...women secrete...
er.
what?
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London, UK
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Originally posted by RonnieoftheRose:
No tithes, no secret handshakes, no mortification, no grave-digging and no silly walks.
Originally posted by sambeau:
No rolling up one trouser leg either
What's the point of a secret society if you get rid of all the good bits?
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Fresh-Faced Recruit
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: in the shower
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
what?
hint: in your hand it's sometimes blue!
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Status:
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
women secrete... what?
Like snails. Especially if they have no legs.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Status:
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Originally posted by wulf:
What's the point of a secret society if you get rid of all the good bits?
We can always change the rules if you prefer..
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Status:
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In recap - the rule book looks like this:
THE CONSTITUTION of The ancient mystical society of No-Homers
================================================== ===========
Rule 1: The purpose of the society is set out in the constitution
Rule 2: The purpose of the constitution is to present in full the rules of the society.
Rule 3: All members must abide by the rules at all times or face expulsion.
Rule 4: Any rule in this constitution may be superceeded by another more recent rule but it may never be purposefully contradicted by another later rule
Rule 5: No golf shoes to be warn in the clubhouse
Rule 6: No tithes, no secret handshakes, no mortification, no grave-digging and no silly walks shall be allowed by the society.
Rule 7: The society shall no longer be secret.
Rule 8: No rolling up one trouser leg by members of the society.
Rule 9: Members of the society shall not tell anyone that the society is no longer secret.
Rule 10: Members of the society are not allowed to sit.
Rule 11: No dogs will be allowed to join the society.
Rule 12: All members of the society shall have a right to a helper monkey
Rule 13: The society shall be known as "The ancient mystical society of No-Homers".
Oh, how it makes me proud to see democracy in action :sniff: 
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Sar Chasm
Status:
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Originally posted by Secret__Police:
Will your secret society need a Police force??
You're in like Flynt. But I didn't officially say that.
rule 14: The society shall be so secret no member will ever be allowed to know whether or not he is a member.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Originally posted by chris v:
You're in like Flynt. But I didn't officially say that.
rule 14: The society shall be so secret no member will ever be allowed to know whether or not he is a member.
What about the ladies?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
I've got a clan of Gingerbread men, here a man, there a man, lots of Gingerbread men. Take a couple, if you wish, they're on the dish.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Originally posted by wolfen:
I like my secret societies to actually be secret.
Yes, with real secret secrets.
-t
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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Originally posted by osiris:
I've got a clan of Gingerbread men, here a man, there a man, lots of Gingerbread men. Take a couple, if you wish, they're on the dish.
You're the kinda girl that fits into my world, Baby..
Wanna join a secret society
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Originally posted by sambeau:
You're the kinda girl that fits into my world, Baby..
Wanna join a secret society
How about a saucerful of secret societies?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2003
Status:
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I say you name it Club GRoSs.
(bueller....bueller)
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: in a weapons producing nation under Jesus
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I wanna be in charge of the music.
You know for the fund raiser dances we have and all.
There will be one on the 3rd Saturday of every month.....somewhere!
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Dundee, Scotland
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No car alarms.
No house alarms.
No shop alarms.
No friggin alarm clocks.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Sar Chasm
Status:
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None of those "Your order's ready" ding-ding bells.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Baninated
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Capital of the World
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Um, if your society is so "secret", what are you doing advertising for it here ?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Bellevue, WA
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Playing Hilary Duff's songs in the lounge... of course.. licensed.
Free juice and coffee..
Macs everywhere...
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: The Sar Chasm
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Originally posted by PacHead:
Um, if your society is so "secret", what are you doing advertising for it here ?
We can't tell you why. It's a secret.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: On this side of there
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Originally posted by PacHead:
Um, if your society is so "secret", what are you doing advertising for it here ?
Ummm....yeah...
Well, he tried keeping it a secret and nobody knew to join, so this was plan B. You're obviously a sharp fellar -- give it a go and tell us what it's like.
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Do you want forgiveness or respect?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Capitol City
Status:
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no killing kittens. directly or indirectly.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Capitol City
Status:
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no more new rules
in the next 30 seconds.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Semi Posting Retirement *ReJoice!*
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Originally posted by SafariX:
I say you name it Club GRoSs.
(bueller....bueller)
that .. or fight club . lol
call it the stone cutters .. we'd all get those rings like in the simpsons ... where we'd get free soda's by popping the rings into the soda machine ... lol
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