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Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 11:51 AM

Serious question, since I have no clue about it:

When you look at yourself in the mirror in the bathroom, do you fancy yourself? Like, how a hetero bloke would go "wow!" at a pic of a naked chick, do you go "wow!" when you see yourself getting out of the shower?

Mastrap · Dec 11, 2005, 11:56 AM

I don't think vanity is linked to sexual preference. I know plenty of hetero blokes who fancy themselves something rotten.

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 12:00 PM

Mastrap I don't think he is talking about vanity.

say you woke up with a body of a hot chick tomorrow morning.

Would you look at yourself in the mirror and get turned on by how hot you look?

Since the female form turns me on, I could see how that would be possible.

Salty · Dec 11, 2005, 12:03 PM

Do you get turned on seeing your sister naked?

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

Do you get turned on seeing your sister naked?

Well I have never seen my sister naked Salty.

Have you seen yours naked?

BlueSky · Dec 11, 2005, 12:07 PM

I've seen Kevin's sister naked. Awesome.

Mastrap · Dec 11, 2005, 12:29 PM

Having seen neither Kevin's nor Salty's sister(s) naked - ever - I am beginning to feel left out.

spatterson · Dec 11, 2005, 12:48 PM

NO, However I do think - "I look very handsome". I don't think one can be attracted to ones self...

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

I've seen Kevin's sister naked. Awesome.

Ah so it was you that was peeping in the windows back in the early 80s...

Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Mastrap I don't think he is talking about vanity.

say you woke up with a body of a hot chick tomorrow morning.

Would you look at yourself in the mirror and get turned on by how hot you look?

Since the female form turns me on, I could see how that would be possible.

Yep, precisely what I'm on about.
If I woke up with a female body tomorrow I don't think I'd get anything done for a week, what with jumping jacks in front of the bathroom mirror and stuff.

SuvsareRetarded · Dec 11, 2005, 01:55 PM

On another note... sometimes a girl's scent is pretty arousing. Does farting turn gay people on? You think the smell would remind htem of buttsex. :|

By that rationale, do you get horny when you take a dump?

Ozmodiar · Dec 11, 2005, 02:05 PM

This is the dumbest f*cking thread I've ever read in my entire life. Way to go, sh*theads.

SuvsareRetarded · Dec 11, 2005, 02:06 PM

My questions are valid questions.

Ozmodiar · Dec 11, 2005, 02:10 PM

No, they're not. And you might be legally retarded for asking them.

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by SuvsareRetarded

On another note... sometimes a girl's scent is pretty arousing. Does farting turn gay people on? You think the smell would remind htem of buttsex. :|

By that rationale, do you get horny when you take a dump?

No, but the smell of semen might.

Rolling Bones · 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Serious question, since I have no clue about it:

When you look at yourself in the mirror in the bathroom, do you fancy yourself? Like, how a hetero bloke would go "wow!" at a pic of a naked chick, do you go "wow!" when you see yourself getting out of the shower?

What are you

Your fantasizing being an southern U.S. Redneck is really getting out of hand.

Or maybe you want to come out of your English closet. They are very small aren't they?

Doofus...an appropriate name. I mean Doofy...heh...got that wrong but right.

- - e r i k - - · Dec 11, 2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ozmodiar

No, they're not. And you might be legally retarded for asking them.

might be retarded? Heh. That should be blatantly obvious.

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 02:21 PM

Now you all know how the Christians feel when non-Believers make threads about stuff they have no clue about.

Oisín · Dec 11, 2005, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

No, but the smell of semen might.

No.

On another note... sometimes a girl's scent is pretty arousing. Does farting turn gay people on? You think the smell would remind htem of buttsex. :|

No.

By that rationale, do you get horny when you take a dump?

No.

When you look at yourself in the mirror in the bathroom, do you fancy yourself? Like, how a hetero bloke would go "wow!" at a pic of a naked chick, do you go "wow!" when you see yourself getting out of the shower?

No.

Do you get turned on seeing your sister naked?

No.

say you woke up with a body of a hot chick tomorrow morning.

Would you look at yourself in the mirror and get turned on by how hot you look?

No.

Anything else?

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

No.

Well now we know what doesn't turn Oisín on.

And Oisín as we know, speaks for all gays.

Oisín · Dec 11, 2005, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

And Oisín as we know, speaks for all gays.

Precisely.

Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 02:31 PM

To all the stupid lefties jacking this thread: F off, it was a valid question.

To those who are actually gay and answered no to my question, why not? I'm trying to get to the psychology of how it works here.

Rolling Bones · Dec 11, 2005, 02:32 PM

Doofy, the guy on the dole in England who wants to be white trailer trash in the States is about to step out.

Drumroll please....

DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...SISBOOMBA... .

GAY

Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Ozmodiar

This is the dumbest f*cking thread I've ever read in my entire life. Way to go, sh*theads.

So when folks bash gays for being gay you call them retarded. When they ask a genuine question to help them to better understand things you call them retarded.

Very good.

Ozmodiar · Dec 11, 2005, 02:33 PM

But it's not a valid question. Are you repulsed by the sight of your own body in the mirror? If the answer is yes, that's not normal. You have body image issues and need to seek professional help before you harm yourself or others.

Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

Doofy, the guy on the dole in England who wants to be white trailer trash in the States is about to step out.

Drumroll please....

DRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...SISBOOMBA... .

GAY

Originally Posted by Doofy

To all the stupid lefties jacking this thread: F off, it was a valid question.

Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Ozmodiar

But it's not a valid question. Are you repulsed by the sight of your own body in the mirror?

No, I'm neither repulsed or attracted by it. But then I'm not gay, so I wondered if gays do feel some kind of attraction to their own bodies. I know if I had a nice pair of tits I'd be somewhat attracted to them.

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 02:38 PM

I am beginning to think Rolling Bones is one of those "special" kids.

Rolling Bones · Dec 11, 2005, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

No, I'm neither repulsed or attracted by it. But then I'm not gay, so I wondered if gays do feel some kind of attraction to their own bodies. I know if I had a nice pair of tits I'd be somewhat attracted to them.

Do you wanna suck yourself off Doofy?

Kevin · Dec 11, 2005, 02:41 PM

Why are you getting so defensive about this RB?

Are you that insecure with your own sexuality?

Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

Do you wanna suck yourself off Doofy?

No, because I'm not gay.

But this illustrates the question perfectly. If I was gay, would I want to?

Doofy · Dec 11, 2005, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

I am beginning to think Rolling Bones is one of those "special" kids.

"Beginning"?

Oisín · Dec 11, 2005, 02:43 PM

But it's not a valid question. Are you repulsed by the sight of your own body in the mirror?

That doesn't work. I'm not repulsed by a naked female body, just relatively indifferent. Are you repulsed by other men's bodies? Gym class must have been an, if you'll excuse the term, gagging experience for you, then.

Originally Posted by Doofy

To those who are actually gay and answered no to my question, why not? I'm trying to get to the psychology of how it works here.

In my experience, people tend to be attracted to types that are different from themselves, straight or gay. If you're gay, this also means that you're not your own type.

Besides, you're born with your own body. You've had it your whole life. Whether you're gay or straight, your own body is just your own body, and gay people have the same more or less 'indifferent' relationship with it as straight people do.

It may well be that you'd be doing jumping jacks for days if you suddenly woke up a hot chick tomorrow—I might do the same if I woke up as a hot guy tomorrow. There's still a difference.

No, because I'm not gay.

But this illustrates the question perfectly. If I was gay, would I want to?

I've known plenty of straight people who wanted to, and tried to (mostly in vain). Conversely, I've also known plenty of gay people who had no interest whatsoever in being able to perform autofellatio.

P.S.: Subjunctive, please!

I know if I had a nice pair of tits I'd be somewhat attracted to them.

Perhaps if you woke up with them tomorrow, out of the blue—not if you were born with them, and had had them all your life.

Ozmodiar · Dec 11, 2005, 02:44 PM

Doofy, I didn't call you retarded. I called you a sh*thead.

I'm willing to bet if you woke up with tits tomorrow you'd be more frightened than elated.

Rolling Bones · Dec 11, 2005, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

No, because I'm not gay.

But this illustrates the question perfectly. If I was gay, would I want to?

Because maybe it's time to admit you're attracted to someone sexually who is not female.

Kevin maybe?

Demonhood · Dec 11, 2005, 02:47 PM

enough with the personal attacks. you know who i'm talking to.

and a large portion of physical attraction has to do with the newness and difference of the other (even if they have the same equipment). i thought this was widely known.

some of you could seriously use some gay friends.