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meelk · Apr 11, 2006, 01:40 AM

LOL
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/th45.shtml

rozwado1 · Apr 11, 2006, 01:42 AM

She's got saggy boobs. you can find them on the Internets.

volcano · Apr 11, 2006, 01:48 AM

That's one scary photo.

MindFad · Apr 11, 2006, 01:57 AM

Quite an expression.

lpkmckenna · Apr 11, 2006, 01:57 AM

abe · Apr 11, 2006, 03:17 AM

I prefer this look.

Super Mario · 04:01 PM

omg desperate husbands run!

iLikebeer · Apr 11, 2006, 07:47 AM

Best. Lois. Ever.
Hope your friends never spread a bad pic of you someday.
And btw, "they're real and they're fabulous!"

ajprice · Apr 11, 2006, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

Best. Lois. Ever.

Agreed.

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

And btw, "they're real and they're fabulous!"

Yes and No. You think anyone would pay to have knee-warmers like those?!!??!

iLikebeer · Apr 11, 2006, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by ajprice

Yes and No. You think anyone would pay to have knee-warmers like those?!!??!

Bzzzz. Try again. Was that too subtle? Surely someone here is a fan of one of LD's creations and one of the greatest shows of all time!

hehe, good phrase on the knee warmers if that's the context i think it is!

cybergoober · Apr 11, 2006, 08:02 AM

Heh. I got the Seinfeld reference.

abe · Apr 11, 2006, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by ajprice

Agreed.

Yes and No. You think anyone would pay to have knee-warmers like those?!!??!

As you get older you'll find that it's not only a woman's anatomy that doesn't stand as proudly as it/they did when young. (Not that I'd have any first-hand experience with said phenomenon.)

She had a nice pair in the day.

meelk · Apr 11, 2006, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by abe

As you get older you'll find that it's not only a woman's anatomy that doesn't stand as proudly as it/they did when young. (Not that I'd have any first-hand experience with said phenomenon.)

She had a nice pair in the day.

No, she didnt.

ajprice · Apr 11, 2006, 08:30 AM

The Seinfeld thing went straight by me, I think I might have seen 1 episode, maybe 2, of Seinfeld, ever. I took the "they're real and they're fabulous!" quote as being from her, not a Seinfeld episode.

Apple Pro Underwear · Apr 11, 2006, 08:35 AM

abe · Apr 11, 2006, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by ajprice

The Seinfeld thing went straight by me, I think I might have seen 1 episode, maybe 2, of Seinfeld, ever. I took the "they're real and they're fabulous!" quote as being from her, not a Seinfeld episode.

That was her last line from that episode,

abe · Apr 11, 2006, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by meelk

No, she didnt.

Protracted exchange of what constitutes a nice pair. abe posts images. meelk laughs and belittles those and a few barbs are thrown in for good measure. End result. I remain of my opinion. meelk remains of his.

Lovely dance.

Thanks.

C'ya next time.

Dakar · Apr 11, 2006, 09:11 AM

Its horrible to see women like her and Courtney Cox suddenly disintegrate once they hit a certain age.

abe · Apr 11, 2006, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Its horrible to see women like her and Courtney Cox suddenly disintegrate once they hit a certain age.

I really lament CC's hitting that 'wall.' The other day I was watching the "Dancing in the Dark" music video where Springsteen helps her on stage so they can dance together and she was so cute/hot there. And she kept it during almost the whole run of Friends. That cute/hot thing. But toward the end she was looking like she'd already hit the wall.

It is sad that women disintegrate that way.

iLikebeer · Apr 11, 2006, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by abe

I really lament CC's hitting that 'wall.' The other day I was watching the "Dancing in the Dark" music video where Springsteen helps her on stage so they can dance together and she was so cute/hot there. And she kept it during almost the whole run of Friends. That cute/hot thing. But toward the end she was looking like she'd already hit the wall.

It is sad that women disintegrate that way.

This thread is ripe for quotes.
In summary, "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ghporter · Apr 11, 2006, 09:56 AM

Thanks Abe! That's a much better image to keep than the unfortunate pic in the first post.

And guys, don't go expecting that YOU'LL stay all solid and buff; quite the contrary. Men get saggy faster and worse than most women who at least try to stay in shape. And after 30, you can't just "hit the track a few times a week" and expect to stay fit, either. It takes a lot more work to do the same thing at 40 that was easy at 20.

Terri's great.

Now, take a look at Sophia Loren... She's in her late 60s and still pretty hot!

abe · Apr 11, 2006, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by ghporter

Thanks Abe! That's a much better image to keep than the unfortunate pic in the first post.

And guys, don't go expecting that YOU'LL stay all solid and buff; quite the contrary. Men get saggy faster and worse than most women who at least try to stay in shape. And after 30, you can't just "hit the track a few times a week" and expect to stay fit, either. It takes a lot more work to do the same thing at 40 that was easy at 20.

Terri's great.

Now, take a look at Sophia Loren... She's in her late 60s and still pretty hot!

to every point you made here.

Stradlater · Apr 11, 2006, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by meelk

LOL
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/th45.shtml

I'm sure you're just an Adonis when you gurn.

Stradlater · Apr 11, 2006, 10:08 AM

Meanwhile, she's not for me, but I can understand why some people like her.

iLikebeer · Apr 11, 2006, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Stradlater

I'm sure you're just an Adonis when you gurn.

Seriously Stradlater, could you write me an applescript that opens a page to wiki everytime you post. I had to use it twice just to understand what you just said. I didn't even think gurn was a word, but knew better than to doubt and wiki proved you right. You're not hard to understand, I just feel dumb when I read your posts, lol!

Stradlater · Apr 11, 2006, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

Seriously Stradlater, could you write me an applescript that opens a page to wiki everytime you post. I had to use it twice just to understand what you just said. I didn't even think gurn was a word, but knew better than to doubt and wiki proved you right. You're not hard to understand, I just feel dumb when I read your posts, lol!

Sorry, I try to flex my lexicon when I write, lest it waste away like some of my muscles earlier this year (started working out again, though, and things are looking up and out). I just checked and the built-in dictionary defines all of these things; just command-control-D over the word if you're using Safari

Dakar · Apr 11, 2006, 10:28 AM

Gurn

I thought they just called that 'bitter beer face.'

cybergoober · Apr 11, 2006, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Stradlater

I just checked and the built-in dictionary defines all of these things; just command-control-D over the word if you're using Safari

I changed my Dictionary pop-up shortcut to F7. An advantage to this is now F7 acts as a toggle. The pop-up stays active until I hit F7 again. So I can hit F7 and mouse around to get definitions on-the-fly. Then I hit F7 again to make the pop-up go away.

iLikebeer · Apr 11, 2006, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Stradlater

Sorry, I try to flex my lexicon when I write, lest it waste away like some of my muscles earlier this year (started working out again, though, and things are looking up and out). I just checked and the built-in dictionary defines all of these things; just command-control-D over the word if you're using Safari

Interesting. I'm a firefox user and tried the cmd-cntrl-D in safari. It cooed at me. Do I need higher than 10.3.9 for that to work? Safari seems jerky in loading, but snappier. If that worked for you, score one for safari, zero for dictionary.com.

And thank you for adding lexicon to my lexicon, long time since i've used that word.

And to stay on topic, older women aren't my forte, but I would never pass up a go at Ms. Hatcher. That looks like a bad photo that got out because she is famous. Might be money in that kind of racket.

itistoday · Apr 11, 2006, 10:38 AM

If there's anything one can say about her, it's that it's a real DAMN SHAME that they're still not showing Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. What an awesome show, wish it was still on.

cybergoober · Apr 11, 2006, 10:38 AM

The dictionary thing requires Tiger and only(?) works in Cocoa apps.

Stradlater · Apr 11, 2006, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

Interesting. I'm a firefox user and tried the cmd-cntrl-D in safari. It cooed at me. Do I need higher than 10.3.9 for that to work? Safari seems jerky in loading, but snappier. If that worked for you, score one for safari, zero for dictionary.com.

Yep, as cg mentioned, built-in dict is unfortunately a Tiger feature. It's a nice one: Oxford American. Recommended.

cg, that F7 trick is nice...I'll give her a spin.

KeyLimePi · Apr 11, 2006, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by meelk

No, she didnt.

Yea, she did.

And what was the deal with her making out with Ryan Seacrest?? Saw it on the Showbiz Show with David Spade. Spade's comment: "So what, Teri Hatcher's really a guy??"

Monique · Apr 11, 2006, 11:01 AM

What makes her hot. Define hot for me??

itistoday · Apr 11, 2006, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Monique

What makes her hot. Define hot for me??

Impossible. Masaka.

CMYKid · Apr 11, 2006, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by abe

That was her last line from that episode,

crap, that WAS her. Completely forgot.

Hmmm, she did useta be cuter then.

Monique · Apr 11, 2006, 12:03 PM

The problem with breast and men is that breast have to be 20 all the time.

ASIMO · Apr 11, 2006, 12:56 PM

Please. Give us more credit.

Breasts just have to look no older than late 20s.

sek929 · Apr 11, 2006, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

The problem with breast and men is that breast have to be 20 all the time.

There you go again with the generalizations.

Some men, myself included, are ass men and could care less what a woman's upstairs looks like. The ass is closer to the action anyways.

Litflynt912 · Apr 11, 2006, 01:03 PM

Nice try all, but the line is,

"By the way, they're real, and they're _spectacular_"

Not fabulous. They might sag, they might be fabulous, but she says "spectacular."

As you were.

http://www.stanthecaddy.com/sounds-s...ectacular.html

JERRY: (sits next to Sidra on the couch) So, where were we?
SIDRA: I was just leaving.
JERRY: Right, you were leaving.
SIDRA: I can't believe you sent a woman into the sauna to do that!
JERRY: That was an accident!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill. (leaves, then opens the door again.) ......... And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.

Dakar · Apr 11, 2006, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by Monique

The problem with breast and men is that breast have to be 20 all the time.

16-32 is fine by me.

BlueSky · Apr 11, 2006, 01:08 PM

Actually, I believe the quote is "Yes they're real and they're spectacular.

I pay attention to these things.

Edit: someone beat me to it.

iLikebeer · Apr 11, 2006, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by HowEver

Nice try all, but the line is,

"By the way, they're real, and they're _spectacular_"

Not fabulous. They might sag, they might be fabulous, but she says "spectacular."

As you were.

http://www.stanthecaddy.com/sounds-s...ectacular.html

JERRY: (sits next to Sidra on the couch) So, where were we?
SIDRA: I was just leaving.
JERRY: Right, you were leaving.
SIDRA: I can't believe you sent a woman into the sauna to do that!
JERRY: That was an accident!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill. (leaves, then opens the door again.) ......... And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular.

D'oh! Awesome link, thanks. Google failed me, i went from memory and searched "they're real and they're fabulous seinfeld" and got several exact quotes so figured i had it. She was right though, they were spectacular.

rickey939 · Apr 11, 2006, 01:21 PM

I prefer the line that you will hear out of a Jerry Springer Show episode about once or twice a week...

"Are these real? Yes, real expensive."

iLikebeer · Apr 11, 2006, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by rickey939

I prefer the line that you will hear out of a Jerry Springer Show episode about once or twice a week...

"Are these real? Yes, real expensive."

lol, you keep following me around with giant breasts and ima grab one sooner or later!

JoshuaZ · Apr 11, 2006, 08:22 PM

Oh my goodness. Thats one scary photo. Someone post a sexy one to counter it.

lpkmckenna · Apr 11, 2006, 09:03 PM

As requested...

greenamp · Apr 11, 2006, 09:16 PM

Man, I dunno what happened to her, but now she always looks like she just woke up after crying.

ghporter · Apr 11, 2006, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by greenamp

Man, I dunno what happened to her, but now she always looks like she just woke up after crying.

There's a problem with that?

Seriously, I'm very fond of eyes, and Terri's are great.

As for the "breasts and men" issue, I do not require youth. I think of breasts as a very nice accessory but not the be all or end all of feminine attractiveness. Firmer is better, but they don't have to be really firm, particularly if there are other factors involved (and I'm not talking excessive size-huge breasts are almost universally ugly).

MindFad · Apr 11, 2006, 10:00 PM