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Cubeoid · Oct 4, 2005, 12:48 AM

or William Internet, or John Internet.. I would be funny is a somebody had the last name Internet. He could be adressed as Mr. Internet and when people would write a letter it would be like.. Dear Mr Internet. Heh.

Artful Dodger · Oct 4, 2005, 12:56 AM

I had a teacher named Mrs. Merchandise in 4th grade.

Cubeoid · Oct 4, 2005, 12:58 AM

Ahhahahhahhahahhahhahahahhah!!!!

iMOTOR · Oct 4, 2005, 02:11 AM

Did she have teh "merchandise"?

Rolling Bones · Oct 4, 2005, 02:40 AM

I heard of a Dr. Doctor.

Dr. Nurse would be cool.

"Would Dr. Nurse please report to room 69...STAT!

Cubeoid · Oct 4, 2005, 02:59 AM

Mr. Internet, we're sorry to inform you that your area does not support our area of DSL coverage.

JoshuaZ · Oct 4, 2005, 05:00 AM

I had a friend with the last name of 'Dick'. He became a doctor.

Dr. Dick. Its still funny.

Cubeoid · Oct 4, 2005, 05:51 AM

Dr Dick! The nurse is coming! Heh.

Railroader · Oct 4, 2005, 06:22 AM

A friend of mine who is a officer in the Army has the last name Kill. John Kill.

In high school my drafting teacher's name was Mr. Lynes.

Doofy · Oct 4, 2005, 06:38 AM

My high school "shop" teachers ("shop" was mandatory for everyone) were named (no kidding):

Mr. Steele.
Mr. Brass.
Mr. Wood.

Yes, we laughed. Lots.

esXXI · Oct 4, 2005, 07:41 AM

One of the teachers at my highschool was called Mr. Woodcock. Really.

rickey939 · Oct 4, 2005, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

My high school "shop" teachers ("shop" was mandatory for everyone) were named (no kidding):

Mr. Steele.
Mr. Brass.
Mr. Wood.

Yes, we laughed. Lots.

Me laugh as well.

Chris O'Brien · Oct 4, 2005, 09:33 AM

My analogue electronics lecturer was called Dr. Love.

And a fellow under grad was called Richard Head. Poor guy.

ajprice · Oct 4, 2005, 09:36 AM

Mr. Pickings, first name - Richard.

Yeeesss!! Rich Pickings!

quote68 · Oct 4, 2005, 09:44 AM

There was some white trash girl at my school for a few months before she ran away or dropped out or something. Her name was, I **** you not, "Crystal Ball"

KeyLimePi · Oct 4, 2005, 09:50 AM

I read something once about a guy whose first name was Colonel. His full name was like Colonel Smith or something, but when he was in the Army and made it to Lietutant his name read as Lt. Colonel Smith, so he got stuff reserved for higher ranking officers.

Person Man · Oct 4, 2005, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

I heard of a Dr. Doctor.

Dr. Nurse would be cool.

"Would Dr. Nurse please report to room 69...STAT!

I send my patients to a pain specialist named Dr. Payne.

My father sees a Dr. Blood for his physical medicine rehab. Dr. Blood is looking for Dr. Sweat and Dr. Tears to form a group practice with.

And I had a professor in whose last name was Beer. Dr. Beer.

DeathMan · Oct 4, 2005, 12:39 PM

My 4th grade teacher was named Mr. Skinner. I think he actually went on to become principal of the school. In high school, the VP was named Mr. Hammer. Though no one liked him, he had a cool name.

ort888 · Oct 4, 2005, 12:59 PM

I have a friend named Pepper who is getting his doctorate. He will be Dr. Pepper Glass when he is done. Kick ass.

I used to know a guy named Peter Bender. His name cracked me up every time I saw it.

IceEnclosure · Oct 4, 2005, 01:17 PM

Sergeant Stoner and Officer Bong. Two police officers who arrested me a few years back. I still have the arrest report

I win.

mdc · Oct 4, 2005, 01:33 PM

i went to a Dr. Nubie once. kinda freaked me out.

cheery7upper · Oct 4, 2005, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

Sergeant Stoner and Officer Bong. Two police officers who arrested me a few years back. I still have the arrest report

I win.

You do win, especially if the arrest was for possesion

olePigeon · Oct 4, 2005, 05:03 PM

Mr. Bator <-- Has to be an unfortunate name.

IceEnclosure · Oct 4, 2005, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by cheery7upper

You do win, especially if the arrest was for possesion

yes. posession of (something that's fitting for stoner/bong)

friends and I have laughed for years about it.

mdc · Oct 4, 2005, 05:35 PM

oh that's perfect!

Artful Dodger · Oct 4, 2005, 05:35 PM

hahahah that's classic. How did they confiscate your stash....by adding it to theirs.

IceEnclosure · Oct 4, 2005, 05:44 PM

my friend got pulled over, smelled it. they searched us, found it on me (hidden in my skibbies no less).

EDIT:

cop, with triple beam scale: "OH YEAH!!!"

other cops: huh?

cop with scale again: "We got a big one! 65 grams!!"

(keep in mind, he's looking at a little less than a quarter ounce)

me: "ha, nice one! that should read 6 POINT 5 grams lol11"

cop: "shut up over there!"

me: "true"

Albert Pujols · Oct 4, 2005, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rolling Bones

I heard of a Dr. Doctor.

Dr. Nurse would be cool.

"Would Dr. Nurse please report to room 69...STAT!

I know some one named Dr. Doctor.

I had a music teacher named Miss Audio.

Doofy · Oct 4, 2005, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

yes. posession of (something that's fitting for stoner/bong)

friends and I have laughed for years about it.

C'mon... ...scan and post.

nredman · Oct 4, 2005, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

or William Internet, or John Internet.. I would be funny is a somebody had the last name Internet. He could be adressed as Mr. Internet and when people would write a letter it would be like.. Dear Mr Internet. Heh.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

IceEnclosure · Oct 4, 2005, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

C'mon... ...scan and post.

Reluctantly, I say no.

I don't want these cops odd names and MY name to come up together in some strange google search resulting in my_arrest_report.jpg

Doofy · Oct 4, 2005, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

Reluctantly, I say no.

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

I don't want these cops odd names and MY name to come up together in some strange google search resulting in my_arrest_report.jpg

Pixelate your name, the warrant number and the date out. We just wanna see the cops' names and the reason for arrest.

wataru · Oct 4, 2005, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by nredman

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Haven't you read his other posts here? He's like that all the time. I honestly think he probably posts while on drugs.

IceEnclosure · Oct 4, 2005, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Pixelate your name, the warrant number and the date out. We just wanna see the cops' names and the reason for arrest.

damnit. Well, I seem to be combining memories here.

The arresting officer was neither Bong or Stoner. Stoner was the sergeant, and we talked at the station after I was already arrested. Bong was on the scene, but was not the arresting officer. My fav. moment was having both of them standing over me in the cell, telling me to straighten out my life. (with me looking up at their nametags, smirking)

and the date? 4/20 of course!!

(the combined memories thing.. I have a few citations with Bong's name on them)

Hugi · Oct 4, 2005, 08:34 PM

I was jogging through a cemetary the other day and saw the Icelandic name "Hilarius Gudmundsson" on a tombstone. However inappropriate it was, I laughed myself silly.

"Hi, I'm Hilarius"

Doofy · Oct 4, 2005, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

damnit. Well, I seem to be combining memories here.

Arh. No worries. Nice one anyways!

smacintush · Oct 4, 2005, 09:09 PM

I got the winner.

A teacher marries a guy with the last name Dick.

Her first name is Aida.

That's right. "I eat a dick"

ghporter · Oct 4, 2005, 09:14 PM

There was a finance clerk that I saw a lot of when I got back into the Air Force-Sgt Money. And I met both Sergeant Major (Bob Major), and heard of Colonel Sergeant (Richard Sergeant). And of course I goofed up big time in speaking to a young lady once-her name was Jane Luce, and I said "So are you a Luce woman?" She should have hit me VERY hard for that bit of idiocy!

Funny names those, but I had two college professors named Ron Regan and Gene Simmons. No, not THOSE guys! But these were not only gifted teachers, they had a sense of humor about our reaction to their names.

Kerrigan · Oct 4, 2005, 09:18 PM

Lord Mahonk always sounded funny to me

cheery7upper · Oct 4, 2005, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

my friend got pulled over, smelled it. they searched us, found it on me (hidden in my skibbies no less).

EDIT:

cop, with triple beam scale: "OH YEAH!!!"

other cops: huh?

cop with scale again: "We got a big one! 65 grams!!"

(keep in mind, he's looking at a little less than a quarter ounce)

me: "ha, nice one! that should read 6 POINT 5 grams lol11"

cop: "shut up over there!"

me: "true"

hehehe super troopers style

Cubeoid · Oct 5, 2005, 12:05 AM

This thread is turning out great.

Cubeoid · Oct 5, 2005, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by nredman

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Hey! You're alright. Let us have a good time together using PHP powered Internet communication forums.

Cubeoid · 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by wataru

Haven't you read his other posts here? He's like that all the time. I honestly think he probably posts while on drugs.

Sit down and take a rest friend. Honesty is the best policy. I hope you're having a good time today.

SirCastor · Oct 5, 2005, 02:12 AM

I met a guy once who's First name is 'Prime'. I can't remember his last name, but I thought "prime" was pretty cool

wataru · Oct 5, 2005, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

Sit down and take a rest friend. Honesty is the best policy. I hope you're having a good time today.

I rest my case.

iLikebeer · Oct 5, 2005, 02:46 AM

I always thought Rip Torn was the coolest name. Is that his real name or just his hollywood name.

IceEnclosure · Oct 5, 2005, 03:13 AM

Cuboid, you're like a high WDLove these days.

Cubeoid · 03:22 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

Cuboid, you're like a high WDLove these days.

Yea. Thank you. You're a nice man.Let's have a good time..

It's alright..ganja free!!1

mdc · Oct 5, 2005, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

I always thought Rip Torn was the coolest name. Is that his real name or just his hollywood name.

always wondered this myself. very cool name.