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Aug 31, 2006, 04:23 PM
 
With apologies to Cody for beating her to the punch here...



In bronze.

Will be auctioned off next month for charity.
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 04:26 PM
 
Yeah, so this means we've seen the **** before the kid?
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 04:30 PM
 
In other Thetan news, John Travolta decides to show Tom how to come out of the closet.

John Travolta kisses a man - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
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Aug 31, 2006, 04:35 PM
 
Didn't someone around here say that John T likes to give BJs, and even has an understanding with his wife about that?

Oh well, to each their own.
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Aug 31, 2006, 04:57 PM
 
seems like a lotta poop for a newborn.

plus, usually the first few poops of a newborn is either the tarry meconium stool, or more of liquidy, soft, yellow-green runny substance.
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Aug 31, 2006, 04:59 PM
 
Judging by the date, that might just be among its first solidified loads.
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 05:03 PM
 
Originally Posted by MacNStein
Didn't someone around here say that John T likes to give BJs, and even has an understanding with his wife about that?
Now that you mention it...

Originally Posted by MacNStein
Oh well, to each their own.
Aye. But what a waste of a perfectly good Kelly Preston.
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Aug 31, 2006, 05:05 PM
 
There is no way that can be their kid's poop... it would just be a bronzed watery mess. I have had a few kids and poop doesn't look like that until they are least a year or two old.

Where is the link to the auction or to the article?
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 05:12 PM
 
Link only in German, unfortunately.

Babykunst fr gute Zwecke | tagesschau.de
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 05:14 PM
 
Originally Posted by torsoboy
There is no way that can be their kid's poop... it would just be a bronzed watery mess. I have had a few kids and poop doesn't look like that until they are least a year or two old.

Where is the link to the auction or to the article?
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Aug 31, 2006, 05:20 PM
 
Wow, she must have had Burger King for lunch to quantify having a load like that.
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 05:23 PM
 
SWG said it, but he also said the person in question wore a wig/tupee.
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 06:05 PM
 
W
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Aug 31, 2006, 06:10 PM
 
Cody is AWOL on this thread.
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 09:29 PM
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but poop in a diaper doesn't stay in 'log' form, right? So could they tell when he was going to poop, and held him in the air?
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 09:32 PM
 
I'd be more impressed if the kid shat the entire thing -- plaque and all. In bronze. That'd be newsworthy.
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 09:40 PM
 
Relax folks, It's probably a bit of dog poop which Tom picked up while he was out and about.

He was thinking to himself "If only I could find a way to convince all those people out there in movie land that Suri exists, they'll stop going on about closets and things. Then I can go grab some closet time with JT in peace" when he happened across the dog poop and hatched a cunning plan.
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Aug 31, 2006, 09:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by Gossamer
Correct me if I'm wrong, but poop in a diaper doesn't stay in 'log' form, right? So could they tell when he was going to poop, and held him in the air?
Scientologists don't believe in no stinkin' diapers!

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Aug 31, 2006, 09:57 PM
 
So.. did they have a baby or what? Where is it?



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Aug 31, 2006, 09:58 PM
 
That could be the kid. Anyone seen her yet?
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 10:10 PM
 
By "charity" do they mean L. Ron Hubbard's estate?
     
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Aug 31, 2006, 10:17 PM
 
speaking of cruise,

i thought this was funny. it's one of those for your consideration ads

     
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Originally Posted by voodoo
So.. did they have a baby or what? Where is it?
I'm hoping that it's all just some elaborate stool-producing conspiracy, and it's not actually true that Tom Cruise has spawned offspring...

P.S. How does bronzing work? It is just made from a cast, or would that thing actually be full of sh!t?
     
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It's either dipped in bronze or sprayed in bronze. I mean, how could you make a cast of sh!t, it would just get squished.
     
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Sep 1, 2006, 10:49 AM
 
Originally Posted by analogika
Link only in German, unfortunately.

Babykunst f�r gute Zwecke | tagesschau.de
Translation: AltaVista - Babel Fish Translation - Translation Error

Thanks babelfish!

Originally Posted by from the article
"a bronze casting of the first chair course of a baby can be a valuable memory for the family"
hahahahaha!
     
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Why is it bronze plated?
     
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
Why is it bronze plated?
Would you prefer that they mount the turd itself?
     
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Sep 1, 2006, 12:17 PM
 
He wants it platinum & diamond encrusted, so he can mount it on the hood of his Escalade.
     
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This thread is probably the closest we'll ever get to a literal manifestation of that expression about polishing turds.
     
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This thread is da sh!t.

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Originally Posted by Dakar
He wants it platinum & diamond encrusted, so he can mount it on the hood of his Escalade.
No, want it fresh and on my windshield
     
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
No, want it fresh and on my windshield
Address, please. I can fix that.

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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
It's either dipped in bronze or sprayed in bronze. I mean, how could you make a cast of sh!t, it would just get squished.
Just spray it with something that hardens on the surface, and then make a cast. Easy enough. I mean it's not as if it'd be easier to dip raw untreated sh!t in molten bronze either.

Seems less unpleasant than having a sh!t filled bronze container on your bookshelf, although either way it's still unpleasant, not only because it still looks like sh!t, but also because it's sh!t from a Cruise.
     
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So they're getting it bronzed. Will it also be dipped in guacamole?
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Sep 2, 2006, 03:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogika
With apologies to Cody for beating her to the punch here...



In bronze.

Will be auctioned off next month for charity.
So it turns out it may not be a real bronzed version of Suri Cruise's poop.

It's a 'sculpture' done by Daniel Edwards as a "tribute to Tom Cruise's and Katie Holmes' daughter".

Actually, now I appreciate this piece of 'art' in a way:

A spokesman said: "It's partially a statement on modern media that 'celebrity poop' has more entertainment value than health, famine or other critical issues facing society and governments today.

"Also, it is a statement on the absurdity of the media coverage surrounding Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby, Suri Cruise, which has reached stellar proportions and is eclipsing far more notable events with more substance."


True dat.

P.S. It will also be available in plaster replicas, if you don't want to bid (tens of) thousands on bronze poop.

Oh and beware, the seller, David Kesting, only has 91.7% positive feedbacks.


Originally Posted by Millennium
So they're getting it bronzed. Will it also be dipped in guacamole?
OK, I don't understand that at all.
     
   
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