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Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 21, 2005, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by paul w:
Maya? :squints:

Hey we should have contest. Or a raffle, something where the winner wins a date with with SWG's sister. In fact if he were smart he could totally make a bit of cash out of the whole deal AND finesse his sis into without even knowing the whole story.

I mean... seriously.

A pimping off my sister to a bunch of computer geeks. Thats hot.

I am sure she would be down with a contest if she gets to twist your nipples and kick you in the ass or something.

Oh and on a side note to make you even more excited her computer is my old G4 Cube and has a G1 iPod

E's Lil Theorem · Mar 21, 2005, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
...I am sure she would be down with a contest if she gets to twist your nipples and kick you in the ass or something.
...

I smell a new reality show, Pimp'n My Sis.

historylme · 06:12 PM

How do you become a contestant?

Edit: On a conspiracy note: Wouldn't it be funny is if C-3PO sister was actually C-3PO himself posting under a male pen name!

I was just thinking that a year ago, I ran an experiment where I joined this friendster type site and I placed two different photos of women (Blond and Brunette) and wrote a few things about a fictious character. I eventually had to close the account down because of the amount of emails these guys kept sending me. They mostly went on looks alone and believed that the character actually existed.

Returnign to C-3PO's sister. What if (s)he was doing the very same thing. It would be a great cover to stay in the shadows and not be treated like HannaG, who eventually stopped posting because of the guys (in here) asking her out.

Okay, I'm going back to the thinking tank.

historylme · Mar 21, 2005, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by Ois�n:
I support this motion full-heartedly, although I do somewhat take issue with the word 'half'. I believe the correct word to use in this context is 'fully' or 'completely'.

For the record, I am opposed to this idea, for the thread is for MacNN members to place their pictures, but then C-3PO's sister would thus be ruled out, so, if you must post pictures of any kind, at least make them of your relatives.

If any body else has other sisters to pimp on this thread, please feel free. Especially if they are redheads.

starman · Mar 21, 2005, 07:31 PM

I dunno, there's some kind of satisfaction knowing your sister gave you a black eye. Buy her a beer for me

.

Mike

nredman · Mar 21, 2005, 07:54 PM

updated photo of me - on the top of lookout mountain in denver.

historylme · 02:08 PM

Here I am cutting my hair for the second time... or buzzing it after having long for so long.

The hair was donated to the locks for love organization. It's not that I do good deeds all the time. The rash on my hands is from stealing cuttings from a neighbors plant.
[MG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/history1me/2ed83159.jpg[/IMG]

Kilbey · Mar 21, 2005, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by history1me:
For the record, I am opposed to this idea, for the thread is for MacNN members to place their pictures, but then C-3PO's sister would thus be ruled out, so, if you must post pictures of any kind, at least make them of your relatives.

If any body else has other sisters to pimp on this thread, please feel free. Especially if they are redheads.

In reply to this post:

Here's a picture of someone I know nothing about:

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Mar 21, 2005, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by history1me:
Edit: On a conspiracy note: Wouldn't it be funny is if C-3PO sister was actually C-3PO himself posting under a male pen name!

Now your fantasies are getting totally carried away.

badidea · Mar 22, 2005, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Here's a picture of someone I know nothing about:
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...and I am glad that I don't know anything about this person either!

Oisín · Mar 22, 2005, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by history1me:
For the record, I am opposed to this idea, for the thread is for MacNN members to place their pictures, but then C-3PO's sister would thus be ruled out, so, if you must post pictures of any kind, at least make them of your relatives.

Why does that opposite kmkkid's proposal? Who said he (and I) weren't talking about MacNN members (+ relatives)?

historylme · Mar 22, 2005, 02:03 PM

Okay, start posting then.

Oisín · 03:40 PM

Originally posted by history1me:
Okay, start posting then.

I believe it was understood that we were talking about hot guys. I don't qualify.

historylme · Mar 22, 2005, 03:24 PM

Understood.
But you know, beauty is on the eye of the beholder.

Oisín · Mar 22, 2005, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by history1me:
Understood.
But you know, beauty is on the eye of the beholder.

Yah yah yah, and it also comes from within, and guys are always more interested in personalities than looks... who are you trying to kid?

historylme · Mar 22, 2005, 04:38 PM

Kilbey · Mar 22, 2005, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by history1me:
Understood.
But you know, beauty is on the eye of the beerholder.

Fixed.

Dimethyltrypt · Mar 22, 2005, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Fixed.

yes.. some men are ugly and fat... but that doesn't stop them from being good christians inside.

just take ethyl alcohol if your husband is fat and ugly.

kmkkid · Mar 22, 2005, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Dimethyltrypt:
yes.. some men are ugly and fat... but that doesn't stop them from being good christians inside.

just take ethyl alcohol if your husband is fat and ugly.

I like the cut of your gib.

Chris

broxy5 · Mar 22, 2005, 09:02 PM

couple'o me. just discovered this part of the forum. never posted an image before so i hope this works.

KeriVit · Mar 22, 2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by broxy5:
couple'o me. just discovered this part of the forum. never posted an image before so i hope this works.

Ya know, everyone tends to make fun of the pics here and make funny comparisons, but for some reason, i think maybe these should be left alone...

Kilbey · Mar 22, 2005, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by Dimethyltrypt:
yes.. some men are ugly and fat... but that doesn't stop them from being good christians inside.

just take ethyl alcohol if your husband is fat and ugly.

My wife is pregnant. She can't drink. She was breast feeding before that so she couldn't drink then. As a matter of fact, we have an EXTREMELY healthy sex life and VERY rarely has either of us drank any alcohol. BTW: Do you think you sound more intelligent when you don't use the words "beer" or simply "alcohol"? 'Cause you don't. You sound like a little kid who learned a new word.

It's too bad you are so shallow. Your life must feel worthless with your views on appearances and your being so awful. Is that why you take medication?

You really have to stop obsessing about me and following me. Do you have a crush? I demand you stop. Seek help. Talk to your mom or dad about limiting your internet access. Do something, for the love of God.

Oop, I need to go change, time for me to go home. Work was great. We made a bunch of cars. Some of them even run.

Dimethyltrypt · Mar 22, 2005, 10:56 PM

nvm, I pmed him

KeriVit · Mar 22, 2005, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
My wife is pregnant. She can't drink. She was breast feeding before that so she couldn't drink then. As a matter of fact, we have an EXTREMELY healthy sex life and VERY rarely has either of us drank any alcohol. BTW: Do you think you sound more intelligent when you don't use the words "beer" or simply "alcohol"? 'Cause you don't. You sound like a little kid who learned a new word.

It's too bad you are so shallow. Your life must feel worthless with your views on appearances and your being so awful. Is that why you take medication?

You really have to stop obsessing about me and following me. Do you have a crush? I demand you stop. Seek help. Talk to your mom or dad about limiting your internet access. Do something, for the love of God.

Oop, I need to go change, time for me to go home. Work was great. We made a bunch of cars. Some of them even run.

Did I miss something?

It's okay Kilbey. I like u.

Kilbey · Mar 22, 2005, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by KeriVit:
Did I miss something?

It's okay Kilbey. I like u.

You're cool in my book too KeriVit.

Dimethyltrypt (AKA: ambush) has an obsession with me. Just do a search on username in the search page for "ambush".

Kilbey · Mar 22, 2005, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by Dimethyltrypt:
nvm, I pmed him

... And I replied in PM.

Why did you post that?

Zimphire · Mar 22, 2005, 11:51 PM

Kilbey don't you remember? You are MAKING Ambush reply to you and follow you around and act like your fanboy. He has no control over it.

I only have one thing to say to you.

Dishes time...

Kilbey · Mar 23, 2005, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Kilbey don't you remember? You are MAKING Ambush reply to you and follow you around and act like your fanboy. He has no control over it.

I only have one thing to say to you.

Dishes time...

You're right!

Dimethtriple, do my dishes. And then wash my car, it's filthy!

demograph68 · Mar 23, 2005, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by nredman:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nn_nredman.jpg

updated photo of me - on the top of lookout mountain in denver.

You look very familiar... weird.

Dimethyltrypt · Mar 23, 2005, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
... And I replied in PM.

Why did you post that?

Because I edited the post you ****tard.

Edit: I was being too explicit again.

Kilbey · Mar 23, 2005, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Dimethyltrypt:
Because I edited the post you ****tard.

Edit: I was being too explicit again.

You are losing control again ambush. Maybe it was when you changed your name to a drug. Nah... it was long before that.

Are drug causing you to lose your temper or causing you to be so impetuous?

dcmacdaddy · Mar 23, 2005, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
You are losing control again ambush. Maybe it was when you changed your name to a drug. Nah... it was long before that.

Are drug causing you to lose your temper or causing you to be so impetuous?

Say NO to drugs, amb-ethylrypt. NO! Bad drugs!!! Bad, bad, bad drugs!

d4nth3m4n · Mar 23, 2005, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
You are losing control again ambush. Maybe it was when you changed your name to a drug. Nah... it was long before that.

Are drug causing you to lose your temper or causing you to be so impetuous?

i have a feeling it's more than just one...

Zimphire · Mar 23, 2005, 12:21 PM

Come on guys, leave him alone.

He IS going through puberty still.

Dimethyltrypt · Mar 23, 2005, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
You are losing control again ambush. Maybe it was when you changed your name to a drug. Nah... it was long before that.

Are drug[ causing you to lose your temper or causing you to be so impetuous?

Lol... not really. You are my bad drug. I'm overdosing on your utter stupidity.

Kilbey · Mar 23, 2005, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Dimethyltrypt:
Lol... not really. You are my bad drug. I'm overdosing on your utter stupidity.

I'm just a placebo. A sugar pill. Sweet.

You are having psychosomatic symptoms.

E's Lil Theorem · Mar 23, 2005, 01:57 PM

Oi, oi, it's happened again.

Dimethyltrypt, quickly, save the thread and post pics of your sister. You know, for the sake of the thread and all

Actually, anyone, post a pic of a relative or of themselves before this thing gets locked. I'd imagine D is getting tired of having to clean this puppy up.

Demonhood · Mar 23, 2005, 02:38 PM

all 3 of you are out if you keep this up.

i'll clean up this thread when i get that "life is wonderful" feeling and want to quash it.
the next post in this thread better be a picture.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Mar 23, 2005, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Demonhood:

the next post in this thread better be a picture.

Oisín · Mar 23, 2005, 03:00 PM

Perhaps not exactly that particular picture...

Okay, okay, picture... My former roommate (Yangzi) trying to wrestle a camera from me (or possibly the other way around, I'm not sure. I think I pressed the button to take the picture):

(Before you say it - we weren't doing anything kinky, it was just 43°C outside, so wearing clothes was pretty unsufferable!)

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Mar 23, 2005, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Ois�n:

(Before you say it - we weren't doing anything kinky, it was just 43°C outside, so wearing clothes was pretty unsufferable!)

Ya 43 deg is a perfect excuse for making gay porn

KeriVit · Mar 23, 2005, 03:24 PM

My dog, Tyler, is watching this thread and he's very frightened.

Dimethyltrypt · Mar 23, 2005, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:

look at the slim redhead! she doesn't have a triple belly!

Oisín · Mar 23, 2005, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Ya 43 deg is a perfect excuse for making gay porn

The guy's straight as an arrow, I doubt he'd have been game...

But other than that, yup

dcmacdaddy · Mar 23, 2005, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by Ois�n:
Perhaps not exactly that particular picture...

Okay, okay, picture... My former roommate (Yangzi) trying to wrestle a camera from me (or possibly the other way around, I'm not sure. I think I pressed the button to take the picture):

(Before you say it - we weren't doing anything kinky, it was just 43°C outside, so wearing clothes was pretty unsufferable!)

How do you say "rooting" in Mandarin?

Oisín · Mar 23, 2005, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by dcmacdaddy:
How do you say "rooting" in Mandarin?

Hahaha!!! I honestly don't know (and that's not what's going on in that picture!)... probably 从后面操, or (more explicitly) 把你的鸡巴插入别人的屁股里...

(Note: For some reason, your interpretation of the position and our respective facial expressions had honestly never occurred to me before, amazing though it sounds. I've always just seen Yangzi's expression as someone squeezing his eyes together because of the flash from the camera. I like your interpretation better, though. Feel free to Photoshop

)

dcmacdaddy · Mar 23, 2005, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Ois�n:
Hahaha!!! I honestly don't know (and that's not what's going on in that picture!)... probably 从后面操, or (more explicitly) 把你的鸡巴插入别人的屁股里...

(Note: For some reason, your interpretation of the position and our respective facial expressions had honestly never occurred to me before, amazing though it sounds. I've always just seen Yangzi's expression as someone squeezing his eyes together because of the flash from the camera. I like your interpretation better, though. Feel free to Photoshop )

Oh come on, that interpretation of events in the photo never occurred to you?
You've got that devil-may-care glint in your eye and he's got a struggling, perhpas slightly pained, look in his eye?

What else could it possibly be?

I would nominate this more for a caption thread than a Photoshop thread.
As close as you two are, I don't see how there would be room to Photoshop Carly in the pic.

Oisín · Mar 23, 2005, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by dcmacdaddy:
Oh come on, that interpretation of events in the photo never occurred to you?
You've got that devil-may-care glint in your eye and he's got a struggling, perhpas slightly pained, look in his eye?

What else could it possibly be?

I don't know, I'm quite shocked with my own perverted self that I didn't see it before, but... I didn't.

My powers!!! My powers... they are gone! NOOOOOO!!!

(Erm, and that's not a devil-may-care glint in my eye, that's just me laughing...)

I would nominate this more for a caption thread a Photoshop thread.
As close as you two are, I don't see how there would be room to Photoshop Carly in the pic.

Yeah, captioning, that's what I meant... Carly wouldn't really fit in anyway, unless you placed her so it looked like Yangzi was about to eat her

lavar78 · Mar 23, 2005, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Ois�n:
I don't know, I'm quite shocked with my own perverted self that I didn't see it before, but... I didn't.

I'm trying, but I don't think I can suspend my disbelief enough to let this one go. You would have to be the only male over the age of 10 that wouldn't see what he saw in that picture.

historylme · Mar 23, 2005, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by lavar78:
I'm trying, but I don't think I can suspend my disbelief enough to let this one go. You would have to be the only male over the age of 10 that wouldn't see what he saw in that picture.

YEAP