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OptimusG4 · May 31, 2003, 07:04 PM

Do what you will, my modification is below.

benb · May 31, 2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by OptimusG4:

Vroom, vroom!

kmkkid · May 31, 2003, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by OptimusG4:

"This is our new Windows logo. A completely transparent window!"

Chris

Timo · May 31, 2003, 07:48 PM

"Nothin' up my sleeve...PRESTO!
Justice Department gone!"

11011001 · May 31, 2003, 07:52 PM

"I am selling microsoft, and going off to work for a mime factory"

Spheric Harlot · May 31, 2003, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by OptimusG4:

No, no - see, you gotta grab the sheep by the hips first, like so...

Face Ache · May 31, 2003, 09:09 PM

"... and now I'd like to introduce you to the new Microsoft Vapourware 6000, to be released soon ."

RAzaRazor · May 31, 2003, 10:17 PM

"You see, the proper way to hold a baby is by the feet. That's the way I was held, and look how socially adept I am today because of it!"

OldManMac · May 31, 2003, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
No, no - see, you gotta grab the sheep by the hips first, like so...

Damn near spit tea all over my nice cordless keyboard and LCD on that one!

OwlBoy · May 31, 2003, 11:10 PM

-Owl

malvolio · Jun 1, 2003, 01:01 AM

"And that pathetic little PowerBook is only this big."

mdc · Jun 1, 2003, 02:03 AM

you put your left hand in... no, i said left, LEFT!!!!

MindFad · Jun 1, 2003, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by OwlBoy:

-Owl

Ahahaha. Winner!

Is that Abe Lincoln without a hat he's doing? Burt Reynolds? It's a tough call, I gotta say.

Stogieman · Jun 1, 2003, 02:16 AM

"Damn you Ballmer, enough with the monkey dance! If you had any hair, I would pull on it like this!"

or

"Old McDonald taught me how to milk a cow on his farm... see."

or

"So I was stopped at a red light and I look over to my left and see Steve Jobs. I was like, 'Yo, Steve what up!' and he was like, 'Nothing.' and i was like, 'Cool.'"

krove · Jun 1, 2003, 03:12 AM

When prospective Apple customers started calling my foundation instead of the Belleview Apple Store, I started doing the Rumba! Whoohoo!

Demonhood · Jun 1, 2003, 03:37 AM

"...and if she gives you the green light, grab hold of them nipples."

7Macfreak · Jun 1, 2003, 03:53 AM

Originally posted by Demonhood:

"...and if she gives you the green light, grab hold of them nipples."

he said nip.. !!

11011001 · Jun 1, 2003, 04:10 AM

"It's getting a bit too nipply in here"

*locked*

(it's never going to die.. er that thread I mean)

synner · Jun 1, 2003, 05:48 AM

"I only gave it a little twist!!"

lil'babykitten · Jun 1, 2003, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by synner:

"I only gave it a little twist!!"

WINNER!

willed · Jun 1, 2003, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by synner:

"I only gave it a little twist!!"

Excellent work!

Spheric Harlot · Jun 1, 2003, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by KarlG:
Damn near spit tea all over my nice cordless keyboard and LCD on that one!

I hold no liability, express or implied, for damage incurred by the content of my posts on this board.

-s*

MikeM33 · Jun 1, 2003, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by Stogieman:
So I was stopped at a red light and I look over to my left and see Steve Jobs. I was like, 'Yo, Steve what up!' and he was like, 'Nothing.' and i was like, 'Cool.'"

Originally posted by Demonhood:
"...and if she gives you the green light, grab hold of them nipples."

HAHAHAHAHA Great work

MikeM

wdlove · Jun 1, 2003, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by OptimusG4:

Throw the Windows out with the bath water!

krove · Jun 1, 2003, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by wdlove:
Throw the Windows out with the bath water!

Niiiiiice!

swsteckly · Jun 1, 2003, 05:00 PM

OMG that's funny. Where'd you get that picture of steve?

SupahCoolX · Jun 1, 2003, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by OptimusG4:

"I smell... of ass."
That is all.

fhoubi · Jun 1, 2003, 05:33 PM

Vroom, vroom!

LOL. "Introducing SP1 for the BMW 7 Series, which fixes locked windows.... huuuch!"

mrfrost · Jun 1, 2003, 06:53 PM

"I swear to god, I could fit my entire head in there ! Straight up to the shoulders."

MacGorilla · Jun 1, 2003, 08:11 PM

"Excuse me while I strangle my imaginary friend."

RGB · Jun 1, 2003, 11:29 PM

And then Stevie pulled my wedgie up THIIIS high! So then I stole his ideas and his marketshare. I sure showed him!

macvillage.net · Jun 1, 2003, 11:38 PM

I did not have sexual relations with that woman....

It was with another man.

Does anyone think the hand thing is reminicant of Clinton? Just strikes me as a Clinton thing.

krove · Jun 2, 2003, 12:44 AM

I don't know about the whole Clinton thing with those fists...

tintub · Jun 2, 2003, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by Stogieman:
"So I was stopped at a red light and I look over to my left and see Steve Jobs. I was like, 'Yo, Steve what up!' and he was like, 'Nothing.' and i was like, 'Cool.'"

W1nNAr!!!

gadster · Jun 2, 2003, 05:36 AM

"... so I hit him with a right cross, left hook combination, that fixed him good ..."