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subego · Apr 28, 2014, 02:19 PM

But I'm aware of this:

Paul Simon, Edie Brickell Arrested After Domestic Dispute - seattlepi.com

I don't usually care much about celebrity gossip, but this was just... wat?

andi*pandi · Apr 28, 2014, 03:01 PM

I wasn't even aware they were married. Huh.

subego · Apr 28, 2014, 03:53 PM

I knew about that if you know what I mean.

This is like Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter getting in a shoving match.

Shaddim · Apr 28, 2014, 10:23 PM

She's the one who wears the pants in that family, no doubt. Everybody knows what I'm talking about.

subego · Apr 28, 2014, 10:55 PM

Which is why I never found out the answer to one of the most vexing questions of my youth...

Does she shave her legs?

subego · 11:28 PM

If Michael Gross and Robert Reed got in a shoving match with Florence Henderson and Meredith Baxter, my money is on the ladies.

Edit: ain't no one ****s with Florence.

subego · Apr 28, 2014, 11:12 PM

If we throw in Conrad Bain and Charlotte Rae, I'm laying odds at 6:1 fairer sex.

subego · Apr 28, 2014, 11:26 PM

Michael Gross is the wildcard here, because he was in Tremors, but if the ladies then get Reba... look out.

Ω · Apr 29, 2014, 02:59 AM

Is this a subego only thread?

subego · Apr 29, 2014, 03:50 AM

Where's your 80's sitcom couple?

subego · Apr 29, 2014, 04:04 AM

Whoa...

Tony Randall did a piledriver on Swoozie Kurtz.

Even though he's dead.

Thorzdad · Apr 29, 2014, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

I wasn't even aware they were married. Huh.

Really? They've been married for a long time.

FWIW, during the recent pledge week, my local PBS station played a bluegrass concert by Steve Martin and The Steep Canyon Rangers, and Edie Brickell was their guest singer. Really good show.

subego · Apr 29, 2014, 06:23 PM

Art Garfunkel has tagged in to balance out Reba.

andi*pandi · Apr 29, 2014, 08:18 PM

Dan and Roseanne Connor enter the room, beat Reba about the head with Michael Gross's torso, then have a seat on the couch.

subego · Apr 29, 2014, 08:25 PM

It's all fun and games until Nell Carter shows up.

The Final Dakar · Apr 30, 2014, 10:19 AM

Every time I see this thread that damn song gets stuck in my thread. This should be a bannable offense.

Spheric Harlot · Apr 30, 2014, 10:52 AM

I can't believe it took until just now for the thread title to click for me.

:literal facepalm:

I had "The Wheel Keeps On Turning" in my head the whole time, which is far preferable.

subego · Apr 30, 2014, 04:37 PM

Mr. Belvedere just sat on someone's balls.

subego · May 1, 2014, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

Dan and Roseanne Connor enter the room, beat Reba about the head with Michael Gross's torso, then have a seat on the couch.

Great. Since someone (I'm not naming names, but her initials are andi*pandi) let the 90's sitcoms in, Ellen has shown up.

Which would be fine, except that Piven ****head tagged along.

Shaddim · May 1, 2014, 10:06 AM

Dyno-mite!

andi*pandi · May 1, 2014, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by subego

Great. Since someone (I'm not naming names, but her initials are andi*pandi) let the 90's sitcoms in, Ellen has shown up.

Which would be fine, except that Piven ****head tagged along.

Hey, Roseanne started in '88, buster. Roseanne (TV Series 1988–1997) - IMDb

The Connor girls lock Ellen in the basement. Ellen is emo'd to death by David.

subego · May 2, 2014, 01:03 AM

Now it's set in stone with the thread title.

Raymond, you're out.

subego · May 2, 2014, 02:11 AM

OTOH, Edie was really counting on that thread title to help with back catalog sales.

andi*pandi · May 2, 2014, 10:26 AM

Oh, it's still in our heads.

subego · May 2, 2014, 12:17 PM

Are what you are or what?

osiris · May 2, 2014, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by subego

Which is why I never found out the answer to one of the most vexing questions of my youth...

Does she shave her legs?

I'm wagering no, she doesn't.

I imagine the underarms as well, as she is a 'new Bohemian", but you would think that the new part would've included shaving.

subego · May 2, 2014, 01:51 PM

As a teenager, it was better not knowing.

Down. Goes. Frasier.

Down. Goes. Frasier.

subego · May 4, 2014, 09:05 PM

Ellen Foley, Markie Post, Marsha Warfield, and zombie Selma Diamond?

subego · May 10, 2014, 04:33 PM

A message from Kim Fields...

Will someone at least pretend to want Dana Plato on their team?

subego · May 10, 2014, 08:23 PM

Little known fact... off camera, Kim Fields uses all the same phrases subego overuses, such as "at least" and "such as". She also overuses emphasis.

subego · May 11, 2014, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

Hey, Roseanne started in '88, buster. Roseanne (TV Series 1988–1997) - IMDb

The Connor girls lock Ellen in the basement. Ellen is emo'd to death by David.

You'd think this would happen, right up until Susan Dey said to Goodman "want this wafer thin mint? I'm full."

subego · May 12, 2014, 05:29 AM

Are Canadians allowed? Moose from You Can't Do That On Television wants in on this.

I mean, if it were up to me I'd let her in, no question, but this is a meritocracy, and being Canadian is quite the disability.

andi*pandi · May 12, 2014, 10:30 AM

No Canadians. Unless you want to let 1980s Michael J Fox smack people upside the head with his briefcase.

And hey wait, isn't Alan Thicke already over there, having a shoving match with Charles in Charge?

subego · May 14, 2014, 09:12 PM

It's funny how something like Canadians can seem so significant, and then suddenly become old news.

To put it another way, Tom Hanks just showed up.

subego · May 16, 2014, 04:03 PM

I knew this would happen. Now everyone wants Tom for their team.

We're taking votes on "has penis" vs. "looks good in a dress".

Spheric Harlot · May 17, 2014, 06:34 AM

Dustin Hoffman wins on both counts.

subego · May 17, 2014, 10:57 AM

Which sitcom was he in?

Spheric Harlot · May 17, 2014, 03:16 PM

Southwest General.

subego · May 17, 2014, 06:25 PM

Soap operas?

There goes the neighborhood.

subego · Jun 10, 2014, 08:54 AM

Sit, Ubu, sit...

PILEDRIVER!