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besson3c · Aug 5, 2005, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

BTW dude, shouldn't you be fixing your web site so it works in Safari?

What problems are you having with it?

Doofy · Aug 5, 2005, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Why is that?

Same reason some folks get freaked out by clowns, I guess.

iLikebeer · Aug 5, 2005, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

okay we have covered it all on bodily functions, from anal bleeding to sweat. this thread has been RIPE for lock since the last 4-5 pages.

Had dinner over at some friends' house last week. Sitting out on the patio afterwards, they retold the story of getting their marriage certificate. One of the pamphlets they were given about STD's was about anal pus. It's some kind of inside joke for them to randomly say anal pus to people. They ended up leaving the pamphlet on a table at a cafe, wondering if the next person to sit there would change seats.

What exactly is anal pus?

Doofy · Aug 6, 2005, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

What problems are you having with it?

Cuts off at the bottom:

Kevin · Aug 6, 2005, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

What exactly is anal pus?

http://www.fascrs.org/displaycommon....ubarticlenbr=1

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by iLikebeer

Had dinner over at some friends' house last week. Sitting out on the patio afterwards, they retold the story of getting their marriage certificate. One of the pamphlets they were given about STD's was about anal pus. It's some kind of inside joke for them to randomly say anal pus to people. They ended up leaving the pamphlet on a table at a cafe, wondering if the next person to sit there would change seats.

What exactly is anal pus?

Hmmm.. is this a riddle? Are you sure you're spelling it right? Maybe the pamphlet was about some person named "Analpus"? Analpus sounds like it could be somebody's name.

Kevin · Aug 6, 2005, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Hmmm.. is this a riddle? Are you sure you're spelling it right? Maybe the pamphlet was about some person named "Analpus"? Analpus sounds like it could be somebody's name.

I did I search for Analpus in Google and got this

Did you mean: Anal pus

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Cuts off at the bottom:

Thanks!

I saw that effect a few times during development, but I couldn't find a way to reproduce it reliably. It hasn't done that for me for a while... I just figured it was some weird Safari bug that comes and goes.

I wish I didn't have to put that section in an iframe, it would make things a lot more simpler (and probably would have prevented the problem you are seeing) if I didn't have to do this... The mediaplayer at the top right needs to be in its own frame so that when you move to new pages, it doesn't cut out. I haven't found a better way to do this.

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

I did I search for Analpus in Google and got this

Did you mean: Anal pus

Google's not always right. I did a Google search for "Zimphire" and I found this:

http://www.ihateapple.net/forums/sho...1588&forumid=5

It seems like somebody is pretending to be you and posting junk. Obviously, you wouldn't be posting on a board about hating Apple, although the coincidence is uncanny. Anyway, I thought you would be amused to hear this. Maybe it is anal pus, or "anal puss"?

BTW, I'm not trying to be mean asking you about your triangle. I'm a band geek too! Somebody's got to play the triangle...

Cadaver · Aug 6, 2005, 12:13 AM

Wow. 6 pages in 2 days. Is this a record?

Scandalous Ion Cannon · Aug 6, 2005, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Cadaver

Wow. 6 pages in 2 days. Is this a record?

Definitely some sort of mental illness' going on or extreme loneliness. I mean who does over 100 posts a day?

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Cadaver

Wow. 6 pages in 2 days. Is this a record?

A record... ahhh.. maybe that's why Zimphire was saying stuff about records?

iLikebeer · Aug 6, 2005, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Google's not always right. I did a Google search for "Zimphire" and I found this:

http://www.ihateapple.net/forums/sho...1588&forumid=5

It seems like somebody is pretending to be you and posting junk. Obviously, you wouldn't be posting on a board about hating Apple, although the coincidence is uncanny. Anyway, I thought you would be amused to hear this. Maybe it is anal pus, or "anal puss"?

BTW, I'm not trying to be mean asking you about your triangle. I'm a band geek too! Somebody's got to play the triangle...

I did a Google search on anal pus zimphire, and this is what I got:
http://forums.macnn.com/archive/index.php/t-135623.html
It's like deja vu all over again.

It gets really weird if you put quotes around anal pus.

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 12:34 AM

Okay, since we've meandered off of whatever topic we weren't originally on, can somebody enlighten me as to who is who? I haven't been here long enough to know who Ca$h was (I remember Zimphire, obviously, SuperChicken, etc.)... who retired their nicks, and what have they been reincarnated as? What makes Ca$h so famous? Please share all of the MacNN forum history/gossip...

Cadaver · Aug 6, 2005, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

A record... ahhh.. maybe that's why Zimphire was saying stuff about records?

Oh, was he? Not like I actually read all 6 pages - you kidding? I read page one, then jumped right to six.

Scandalous Ion Cannon · Aug 6, 2005, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Cadaver

Oh, was he? Not like I actually read all 6 pages - you kidding? I read page one, then jumped right to six.

Ya really who is reading this? Like I am hanging out on the weekend wondering what some redneck thinks is right and posts on the internet.

Face Ache · Aug 6, 2005, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Been hit on many times at gay bars.

But nothing annoying.

Obviously, or you wouldn't keep going back.

Salty · Aug 6, 2005, 01:39 AM

Ca$h has been banned... probably more than anyone else... though Tooki and Zimph's recent spat might put him up for the running...

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 02:53 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

Ca$h has been banned... probably more than anyone else... though Tooki and Zimph's recent spat might put him up for the running...

What happened between tooki and zimph?

DeathMan · Aug 6, 2005, 02:58 AM

Cash is suvsr4terrorists, or whatever it is now, and he has mellowed a lot.. He's also anything with a 68 (except there is one guy that has 68 that isn't cash) also, Kevin is Zimphire, but you probably get that, and anyone with star wars is Canada, except there is one guy that isn't, but you can usually tell. I think it might be obiwan. And Florida is just Florida. and M A D R A is pissed, but I like seeing him around here, cause he brings some life to this often lifeless non-party. Its sad That I know this.

analogika · Aug 6, 2005, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Google's not always right. I did a Google search for "Zimphire" and I found this:

http://www.ihateapple.net/forums/sho...1588&forumid=5

It seems like somebody is pretending to be you and posting junk. Obviously, you wouldn't be posting on a board about hating Apple, although the coincidence is uncanny. Anyway, I thought you would be amused to hear this.

Zimphire, TOT and Phred arn't obsessed, YOU are obsessed. Your conduct leaves that pretty plain; when they had nothing to do with this, you got up on your high horse and spewed forth your crap without the footings of truth or right.

Oh, and Zimphire? I have a verse for you.

"Like one who seizes a dog by the ears
is a passer-by who meddles in a quarrel not his own.

18 Like a madman shooting
firebrands or deadly arrows

19 is a man who deceives his neighbor
and says, "I was only joking!"
- Proverbs 26:17-19

Zimphire, don't ever claim you are a Christian again. You're just giving good Christians a very bad name. I'm tired of your predictable response of, "what's the big deal?" Or even better, "dude, I was just joking!" You know what, THAT DOESN'T CUT IT SOMETIMES.

Wow.

Sounds like he's talking precisely to the very Zimphire/Kevin we all know and love.

Salty · Aug 6, 2005, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Wow.

Sounds like he's talking precisely to the very Zimphire/Kevin we all know and love.

For the record, can't stand people who tell others not to ever call themselves a Christian. There's no scriptural basis for anyone having the right to do that (sept maybe Jesus

)

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by Salty

For the record, can't stand people who tell others not to ever call themselves a Christian. There's no scriptural basis for anyone having the right to do that (sept maybe Jesus

)

Isn't there no scriptural basis for anyone having the right to judge other people - the whole don't cast stones thing?

Kevin · Aug 6, 2005, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Scandalous Ion Cannon

I mean who does over 100 posts a day?

I have no clue SWF. You tell us.

Oisín · Aug 6, 2005, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by DeathMan

Cash is also anything with a 68 (except there is one guy that has 68 that isn't cash)

demograph68

Kevin · Aug 6, 2005, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by analogika

Wow.

Sounds like he's talking precisely to the very Zimphire/Kevin we all know and love.

Actually he was. He is basically the cash of IHA.

I stopped going there awhile back.

Yes, I was basically trolling there.

But it was ihateapple.com. I love to troll ALL the hate sites and make fun of them.

You should see some of the funny stuff I said on #KKK last night on IRC. I even got banned!

Do you have a problem with that?

besson3c · Aug 6, 2005, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Actually he was. He is basically the cash of IHA.

I stopped going there awhile back.

Yes, I was basically trolling there.

But it was ihateapple.com. I love to troll ALL the hate sites and make fun of them.

You should see some of the funny stuff I said on #KKK last night on IRC. I even got banned!

Do you have a problem with that?

Yes, we have a problem with what you do in your spare time anonymously outside of MacNN, and we have a say in the matter.

You sure love a good scrap don't you?

Kevin · Aug 6, 2005, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Yes, we have a problem with what you do in your spare time anonymously outside of MacNN, and we have a say in the matter.

You sure love a good scrap don't you?

Depends.

ihateapple,com was fun because there was so many Windows zealots.

When I got there it was ran by a 16 year old that threatened to sue me because I made a parody of the site in Photoshop.

Now it's just ran by people who act 16.

The owner coded his own web forum. Not very secure, and easy to gain access to teh mod forum.

"shhh don't tell em"

I also go to alt.scientology.religion and give Barbara Schwarz a hard time once in awhile.

Kerrigan · Aug 6, 2005, 02:52 PM

You should see some of the funny stuff I said on #KKK last night on IRC

i hang around alt.scientology.religion

i make 100 posts per day in MacNN

I also troll around at IHA.com

how do you find all the time for this?

MindFad · Aug 6, 2005, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

ManOfSteal · Aug 6, 2005, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by MindFad

GranolaBoy · Aug 6, 2005, 05:50 PM

And here we are once again making the thread about Zim. You guys are tools.

greenamp · 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

For the record, can't stand people who tell others not to ever call themselves a Christian. There's no scriptural basis for anyone having the right to do that (sept maybe Jesus

)

The bible doesn't exactly say to call yourself "Christian" either though.

There's actually quite a bit of tradition in popular Christian culture that has no roots in scripture or Christ's teachings.

nredman · Aug 7, 2005, 09:57 PM

THAT'S GOLD JERRY, GOLD!!!

Kerrigan · Aug 7, 2005, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by greenamp

The bible doesn't exactly say to call yourself "Christian" either though.

There's actually quite a bit of tradition in popular Christian culture that has no roots in scripture or Christ's teachings.

Yes but the cornerstone beliefs of the modern-day evangelical movement are solidly rooted in scripture. For example, Jesus explicitly says that people should not wear condoms and that instead they should pull out and finish themselves off (because He says it is more fun that way).

Porcupine · 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Scandalous Ion Cannon

Soo what you are saying is God speaks though you from time time time and totally "takes over" what you are saying putting words in your mouth in his favor?

No but he did say that he prayed to God for his uncle to grow an entire leg back.

which he claims happened. But we all know how likely (0%) that is to happen.

Originally Posted by Kevin

I stopped going there awhile back.

You should be a bit more clear when you post.

You really mean you were banned and constantly circumvent the ban to post.

Originally Posted by Kevin

Depends.

ihateapple,com was fun because there was so many Windows zealots.

When I got there it was ran by a 16 year old that threatened to sue me because I made a parody of the site in Photoshop.

Now it's just ran by people who act 16.

The owner coded his own web forum. Not very secure, and easy to gain access to teh mod forum.

"shhh don't tell em"

I also go to alt.scientology.religion and give Barbara Schwarz a hard time once in awhile.

Now is all of this before or after you were designing forum themes and image headers?

Also, is all of this before or after you were banned? Seems like you were participating more than trolling and was eventually banned for being a douche. But go ahead and tell your side of the story. It definitely makes you look better instead of the 'tard you really were.

Now. Start being a bit more honest.

Kevin · Aug 8, 2005, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Porcupine

Now is all of this before or after you were designing forum themes and image headers?

A bit after. Why?

Also, is all of this before or after you were banned?

Which time?

Seems like you were participating more than trolling and was eventually banned for being a douche.

No, I know why I was banned. It wasn't for that reason.

But go ahead and tell your side of the story. It definitely makes you look better instead of the 'tard you really were.

You mean when I was trolling evading bans and acting obnoxious?

There is no "my side the story"

I never tried to justify those actions. I WAS acting like a retard.

You'll get no arguments from me.

Porcupine · Aug 8, 2005, 07:24 PM

You act like you "stopped going there" on free will. You had to be banned and then we had to cut off anonymous posting to keep you out.

Kevin · Aug 8, 2005, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Porcupine

You act like you "stopped going there" on free will.

OH you are a IHA fanboy. Let me give you a hint. No one here really cares for ihateapple.com or .net. or .whatever it is now.

Most people in here would probably flame it too. For good reason.

You had to be banned and then we had to cut off anonymous posting to keep you out.

#1 If I wanted to be there posting. I would. Cutting off anonymous posting doesn't stop that.

#2 That recent batch of people making fun of IHA lately was very little about me.

Though I was there and laughing.

It cracks me up. A site like "Ihateapple.com" gets over-snooty and self righteous about people flaming a HATE forum.

The site was obnoxious from the start.

The crap is still going on.

You just can't blame me anymore.

BTW the only person that was me was "SecretSquirrel"

And I admitted to that weeks ago.

Salty · Aug 8, 2005, 08:47 PM

Zimph... you need a girl friend

Kevin · Aug 8, 2005, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

Zimph... you need a girl friend

You offering?

Seriously... I have one. I SWEAR!!11

Tooki spoke to her earlier.

Salty · Aug 8, 2005, 08:51 PM

OK, then you need to spend more time being a doting boyfriend, and a lot less time using proxies and whatever else to get access to forums that simply by their name I imagine only draw in the extreme acne crowd.

Kevin · Aug 8, 2005, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

OK, then you need to spend more time being a doting boyfriend, and a lot less time using proxies and whatever else to get access to forums that simply by their name I imagine only draw in the extreme acne crowd.

Oh I spend PLENTY of time with her. Believe me.

I've only dated her for 4 years and stuff.

But yeah on the acne crowd.

When I started posting at IHA the owner was 16.

Salty · Aug 8, 2005, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Oh I spend PLENTY of time with her. Believe me.

I've only dated her for 4 years and stuff.

But yeah on the acne crowd.

When I started posting at IHA the owner was 16.

You need to learn that when you see that things are just sad and pathetic it is not your sworn duty to point it out...

Kevin · Aug 8, 2005, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

You need to learn that when you see that things are just sad and pathetic it is not your sworn duty to point it out...

Salty no offense, and not that I am saying your advice is wrong..

But really. You are in no position to be giving anyone advice on how to act in a forum.

Scandalous Ion Cannon · Aug 8, 2005, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by Salty

Zimph... you need a girl friend

Ya and not that cucumber chick again.

Kevin · Aug 8, 2005, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Scandalous Ion Cannon

Ya and not that cucumber chick again.

Ah, she was pretty. But no, I am not dating her.

besson3c · Aug 8, 2005, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Salty no offense, and not that I am saying your advice is wrong..

But really. You are in no position to be giving anyone advice on how to act in a forum.

Have you ever thought about taking up the triangle?

Scandalous Ion Cannon · Aug 8, 2005, 10:41 PM

Is the name "salty" some sort of sexual reference?

analogika · Aug 8, 2005, 11:18 PM

This thread has turned all legendary, and stuff.

Hell yeah.