[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Ready for a real relationship? Ditch the pretty boys and grab yourself a geek

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-271224c.html

[turtle777]

-t

[Eug Wanker]

Nerds with lots of money make better lovers

Fixed. (Judging by the contents of that article.)

[historylme]

hahahaha

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by turtle777

-t

Wow the yellow text in a B&W picture makes it look like seamless photoshop work. Well done

[MacMan4000]

Haven't you ever seen "Revenge of the Nerds"? This is old news...

[JustAnOl'Broad]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Ready for a real relationship? Ditch the pretty boys and grab yourself a geek[/url]

Some of the most remembered fellas in my life
were geeks; and I married one.
Some of us just prefer the real guys who aren't all
wrapped up in themselves.

and, money was never a factor.

Let people see the real you; you'll be amazed at the response.

[cheerios]

juan picked a geek and he seems happy

[badidea]

Damn, now I know why I am such a terrible lover...

[Captain Obvious]

"A nerd is an excellent provider and a guy who puts you first," says E. Jean Carroll, Elle magazine's love and sex advice columnist.

Yeah I hear gold diggers with fears of abandonment are quite the catch.

All the cited examples were stupid since none of them are what is generally considered geeks. One is a high level record producer, one is a professional athlete at the pinnacle of his sport, one is a very popular actor who they seem to be confusing with the character he plays, and the other is David Arquette. While I can't explain Arquette I will say that all these men probably have good social skills. Geeks do not. They have terrible personalities. Even if they are not hideous looking they do not have the ability to hold the attention of a woman much less a good looking woman. They fail because they are inept in the area person to person contact.

For those of you who got excited at the thread topic, don't take that article too seriously.
Even if you do get a woman check out what your much smarter and wealthier peers reeled in:






Steve'o didn't do such a bad job but with all his money you'd figure he would have paid for his wife to get that overbite fixed so she wouldn't look like a horse.

[:XI:]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Ready for a real relationship? Ditch the pretty boys and grab yourself a geek

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-271224c.html

Assume we all like boys why don't you?

You know, Zimphire seems like a geek...

I kid! I kid!

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by badidea

Damn, now I know why I am such a terrible lover...

So what you're saying is that your not a nerd but can't satisfy the ladies?

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

So what you're saying is that your not a nerd but can't satisfy the ladies?

Good enough for you ?

-t

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by turtle777

Good enough for you ?

-t

Ew you're not obsessing over me now also are you?

Thanks I got enough fans.

[badidea]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

So what you're saying is that your not a nerd but can't satisfy the ladies?

If I would have been serious then YES but I think the girl from Thursday night and my neighbours might disagree!

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Ew you're not obsessing over me now also are you?

Well, seems like Zimpi skipped on this great opportunity

-t

[d.fine]

Pick one

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by badidea

If I would have been serious then YES but I think the girl from Thursday night and my neighbours might disagree!

Well thanks for reaffirming your manliness. We were all worried there for a sec. (The mention of some chick you banged loudly last week is all the evidence we needed).

[badidea]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Well thanks for reaffirming your manliness. We were all worried there for a sec. (The mention of some chick you banged loudly last week is all the evidence we needed).

...and where's your humor today? Vacation?

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by badidea

...and where's your humor today? Vacation?

Where's yours? On that plane in your sig on its way on vacation?

[Ghoser777]

I'd hit it... er.... someone... yeah.™

[Zimphire]

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Ew you're not obsessing over me now also are you?

pro·jec·tion P Pronunciation Key (pr-jkshn)
n.
The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or suppositions to others:

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Zimphire

pro·jec·tion P Pronunciation Key (pr-jkshn)
n.
The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or suppositions to others:

Obsession.

Pulling out a useless 4 day old thread just to reply to me on a personal level

[Zimphire]

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Read above.

Closeted Homosexual:

Replying to me within 1 min as you feel connected to me in a chat level.

Then you say I project

[Zimphire]

Uncalled for.

[Eynstyn]

I never watch Hardball enough to really see him work (I mainly know him from the SNL parody) but he was on Jay Leno the other night and in addition to his stepping on one of Jay's ad libbed punch lines (which I was surprised was really funny) this guy seemed positively NERDY! I wanted to give him a wedgie he was so nerdy. Yecchhy.

[Eynstyn]

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Yes SWF, I want to hump you in the homo-butt.

This goes in the archive.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally Posted by Zimphire

Yes SWF, I want to hump you in the homo-butt.

We all know that by now.

[Zimphire]

Bend ova

[Superchicken]

I'm sorry... David Arquette and the guy who plays Seth on the OC are not geeks. I doubt they even know what Linux is, or who's ahead in the desktop speed race, etc. This article is crap... though I almost mailed it to the girl I'm attempting to woo.

[Demonhood]

this thread would have been better had it turned into haikus.