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Humor: optomist, pessimist, narcissist, capitalist, What are you?
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Many years ago, I remember seeing a shirt that made me laugh. It showed a glass with water on several rows, and below each was a phrase related to how a certain view interpreted it (Ie, a pessimist sees it half empy, an optomist sees it half full, ect).
Since we haven't had any good humor/group partiipation threads in a while, I thought this might be a interesting exercise to try. I've started a short list below. So I want you to add to it. Try to be as funny and original as possible.
Optomist- the glass is half full.
pessimist- the glass is half empty.
fatalist-the water will evaporate.
existentialist- the glass is.
feminist- all glasses are equal.
narcissist-look at me in the water!
polygamist-the more glasses the merrier.
evangelist-the glass must repent.
socialist-share the glass.
capitalist-sell the glass.
anarchist- break the glass.
psychologist- How does the water feel about the glass?
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I suffer from optomist, definitely - I swear, my glasses smudge faster than I can even *think* of cleaning them. Or in winter, when you walk into a bar and they fog up like nobody's business?
Can't see a ****ing thing, some days.
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engineer - wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Originally Posted by analogika 
I suffer from optomist, definitely - I swear, my glasses smudge faster than I can even *think* of cleaning them. Or in winter, when you walk into a bar and they fog up like nobody's business?
Can't see a ****ing thing, some days.
 It is said that a variant from it blinds you to any spelling errors. Maybe we are facing an epidemic surge of optomists.
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Artist - Would you like fries with your water?
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Drunk - It's time to order another drink.
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romantic - its rounded, smooth surface dotted with beads of moisture an aching reminder of her that warm spring afternoon...
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Theologist - "Jesus could turn that water into wine"
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Realist - "It's just a picture of water in a glass."
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MacNN Editor - That glass of water is the next iPod killer.
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Originally Posted by slpdLoad
engineer - wonders why the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
My best friend is an engineer. This sounded EXACTLY like something he would say.
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Objectivist: Stop eyeing my glass of water, you parasite!
high-functioning autistic: What glass? What are you talking about?
emo: Sh!t happens in my glass, like, all the time.
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Plagiarist: Hey, that's my water!
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Why is there always money for war, but none for education?
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But shouldn't an engineer build the glass with 2x fault tolerance anyway?
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Scientist - Unless it's in a vacuum, the glass is always full.
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Macnn mod - water level violates rules and will be banned
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Student - I could think about the glass of water, but I'd rather take a nap.
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skeptic - Water? All I see is a clear liquid.
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MacNN member: If that glass is Cash's, I disagree with it.
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Cash: That glass has a high center of gravity, tips easily, and is a danger to everyone using it.
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Originally Posted by centerchannel68
MacNN member: If that glass is Cash's, I disagree with it.
Don't worry, it's just glass-envy.
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Originally Posted by Gossamer
Cash: That glass has a high center of gravity, tips easily, and is a danger to everyone using it.
Also: It needs too much water to be full.
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