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Here's mine, done in watercolor with some adobe photoshop text.
Post yours if you have one.
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Hi Rob. You look great. Here is mine. I designed it myself in Photoshop.
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Hi rickey,
You look great.
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Recent self portrait during a trip to Buenos Aires.
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hi BlueSky,
You look great.
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Originally Posted by demograph68
http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/817/scan9dz.jpg
very nice work
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Demograph needs a haircut. He looks like that bad kid from the simpsons whos eyes are always covered.
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Hi Cubeoid, thanks. Although I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it, but this could be a new look for me.
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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You look great too Lateralus, and have a beautiful aura around you.
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I dont draw, but I've been drawn several times. Heres one.
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^^^ --- Disqualafied! Not a self portrait! You lose.
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You're a twin! Except one of you has some weird skin pigment problem. Maybe it's the same thing that Michael Jackson has?
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Hi besson3c
You look great, although it looks like you have some birth defect. But as I say, beauty is in the eye of the looker...oh's and mdc simply didn't color one of himselves in, that's all.
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Hi besson3c
You look great, although it looks like you have some birth defect. But as I say, beauty is in the eye of the looker...oh's and mdc simply didn't color one of himselves in, that's all.
Cubeoid
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder too... Chicks like to behold me and ride on me while I'm dangling from a tree. I charge them a nickel, and then I take all of their money and get a rim job.
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Yea, that'll do it for ya.
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Yea, that'll do it for ya.
I like the rim jobs... I'm really into them. I like them slow, I like them fast. I like them hard, I like the gentle. I'll have them in a box, I'll have them done by a goat. I like green eggs and ham. And rim jobs.
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You can't ban me or lock this thread just because I like rim jobs.. I'm a freakin' tire, okay? Leave me alone!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I like the rim jobs... I'm really into them. I like them slow, I like them fast. I like them hard, I like the gentle. I'll have them in a box, I'll have them done by a goat. I like green eggs and ham. And rim jobs.
would you, could you, with a fox?
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More portraits damn it! besson3c has me all worked up agian. damn it. I don't like getting all like this ., I'm usually calm, and I'll have 3000 posts soon too...kaft.
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To the random assholes of the board. Stop filling this with garbage. If you don't have anything to contribute, DON'T post pictures of tires, indian chiefs, or whatever ******** you manage to obtain on the shithole we call the internet.
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Hey.. relax man. Don't take your anger out on the guys. We're just trying to have a good time man. You should take it easy man...and this thread is about self portraits.. it is artistic expression..if benson sees himself as a tire and rickey sees an indian chief when he looks in the mirror what gives you the right to say that's not right.. hmm? I don't see your portrait on here anyway. So just take it easy man.. have a sense of humor and relax..ok? Thanks.
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Originally Posted by keekeeree
Whoah - you're still around?
The avatar doesn't do your eyebrows justice, though.
Edit: forgot mine -
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Version 4.0 - Now Powered By iWeb
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Originally Posted by demograph68
To the random assholes of the board. Stop filling this with garbage. If you don't have anything to contribute, DON'T post pictures of tires, indian chiefs, or whatever ******** you manage to obtain on the shithole we call the internet.
I agree. And no offense, but I wouldn't consider the south park pictures a self portrait. Like, if you CAN DRAW OR PAINT OR USE PHOTOSHOP, show us your skills. Quit posting stupid ****, go +1!!1!!!!1!!! somewhere else.
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
and this thread is about self portraits.. it is artistic expression..if benson sees himself as a tire and rickey sees an indian chief when he looks in the mirror what gives you the right to say that's not right.. hmm? .
http://www.wordreference.com/definition/self-portrait
Did they create those stupid ****ing images? NO! Then they are NOT self portraits.
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Stop bitching god damn it. Just have a good time alright? They look great and so do you, so shut the hell up damn it!!!
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read the above with Eric Cartmans voice, I laughed my arese off!!!
But I agree also.
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Originally Posted by analogika
Whoah - you're still around?
The avatar doesn't do your eyebrows justice, though.
Still around...new job, new family, new life's got me busy (not that I've ever been a prolific poster here).
Since someone's getting their panties in bunch about the South Park characters (I created it, it represents me...sounds like a self-portrait to me), here's another one (eyebrow and all ):
This is me freezing me *ss off in a South Dakota blizzard looking for photos of people freezing their *sses off. When I went to climb back into my truck, I saw that Mother Nature had frosted me so I thought it'd be a good opportunity for a goofy self-portrait (this isn't drawn or painted or altered in Photoshop, does it still count?)
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Soon enough that will be me out in the snow.
Anyone south want to give me a place to stay till the season is done?
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Originally Posted by demograph68
Soon enough that will be me out in the snow.
Anyone south want to give me a place to stay till the season is done?
Hey, your post wasn't a self portrait! Quit filling this thread with garbage!
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An associate did this for me a few months ago so it isn't exactly a self-portrait.
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Originally Posted by MallyMal
And associate did this for me a few months ago so it isn't exactly a self-portrait.
Is your mouth really that crooked in real life?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Is your mouth really that crooked in real life?
Only when I poop in kitchens.
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Originally Posted by MallyMal
Only when I poop in kitchens.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hey, your post wasn't a self portrait! Quit filling this thread with garbage!
I ALREADY POSTED ONE YOU IDIOT!!!
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You might as well delete this thread. Seems like the morons of macnn want to fill it with stupid pictures of random crap, digital photos of themselves, or portraits other people did of them. I might point out that NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE ****ING SELF PORTRAITS. Jesus christ.
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Originally Posted by bad_quote
You might as well delete this thread. Seems like the morons of macnn want to fill it with stupid pictures of random crap, digital photos of themselves, or portraits other people did of them. I might point out that NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE ****ING SELF PORTRAITS. Jesus christ.
Maybe you can expand your definition? Anyway I changed my original submission. It's a southpark thing but I modified it in photoshop and... it's a self-portrait.
Here's another one:
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Originally Posted by keekeeree
Anyone still have the link to the site where you can make your own South Park character.
I think it was some Flash interactive hosted on a Dutch website. Thanks!
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Anyone still have the link to the site where you can make your own South Park character.
I think it was some Flash interactive hosted on a Dutch website. Thanks!
http://www.planearium2.de/flash/spstudio.html
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Originally Posted by Lateralus
ZOMG!!! We're twinzes!!
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Originally Posted by bad_quote
You might as well delete this thread. Seems like the morons of macnn want to fill it with stupid pictures of random crap, digital photos of themselves, or portraits other people did of them. I might point out that NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE ****ING SELF PORTRAITS. Jesus christ.
Hey Rob, maybe you can help me...
Is this one any better?
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