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Proof that "Juan Valdes" and "Cheerios" is the SAME person
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Hello people of MacNN, i have found conclusive evidence that "Juan Valdes" and "Cheerios" are indeed the SAME person.
EXIBIT A:
EXIBIT B:
cheers to 4000 you bastard!
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good to see those photoshop lessons paid off, apu. hehe
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You do realize I must kill you now. 
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Um, I think she looks more like this:
�but I could be wrong.
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LOL wow, he looks good in makeup 
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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the goatee complements your eye-shadow so well!
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tell your kid i challenge him to a beer drinking contest anytime anywhere! :mad:
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes, my eyes!!!!!
Hey, is that Lerkfish? (Tim Curry look-alike)
<------hides from Lerk's wrath
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"Devil ether, it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision. No balance. Numb Tongue. The mind recoills in horror. Unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interresting, because you can watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it"
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Originally posted by arrested502:
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! My eyes, my eyes!!!!!
Hey, is that Lerkfish? (Tim Curry look-alike)
<------hides from Lerk's wrath
Actually, I think Lerkfish is on the right.
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Is this a good place for an argument?
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Originally posted by Tigerabbit:
Um, I think she looks more like this:
�but I could be wrong.
That is her alright.
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hehe. clever.
Maybe one day I will hit 4000 posts...probably not though.
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I've seen Lerkfishes pic and he resembles Tim Curry, even he would admit so. Lerk I'm just kidding about the whole transvestite thing. You are one of the best posters here.
Luv ya babe (in a strictly hetero kind of way)
Oh yeah and Cheerios = goddess. A fine woman indeed. You better be good to her Juan 
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"Devil ether, it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision. No balance. Numb Tongue. The mind recoills in horror. Unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interresting, because you can watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it"
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Originally posted by arrested502:
Oh yeah and Cheerios = goddess. A fine woman indeed. You better be good to her Juan
Alright powerbookdu.. i mean, arrested502.
I've talked to them both on the phone, so I must say that this juan/cheerios person is great with voice impersonations as well.
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and seeing as they appeared as seperate individuals at macworld, i'd say he/she's a pretty good illuionist as well
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Ad Astra Per Aspera - Semper Exploro
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Originally posted by AlbertWu:
and seeing as they appeared as seperate individuals at macworld, i'd say he/she's a pretty good illuionist as well
hear that? we're on to you, juanerios.
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i just want you all to know, i hate you all and i wish you were dead. that goes for me too.
chris_h is off the hook though. and The Dude. hmm, and APU. damn, and juan & cheerios. and scaught. can't forget max & mas. good ol' diller too. better say hell to da hood. is i missed you, i hate you. or i'm wasted. or all seven. i dunno
as you were.
juan, take it here, you damn faggot
*buuurp*
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tell your kid i challenge him to a beer drinking contest anytime anywhere! :mad:
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Originally posted by file:
hello, juan?
I just saw you on MacNN and i love what you did with your hair!
It's called nothing
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my Photoshop won't talk to me anymore after i did this
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whoa! i never saw the original pic before!
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"Have sharp knives. Be creative. Cook to music" ~ maxelson
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HA! Poor Chris...
arrested, dude, don't blow my Divine cover, they all think I'm human!!
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
Dude, I'm HOT!
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Originally posted by Apple Pro Underwear:
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"Devil ether, it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision. No balance. Numb Tongue. The mind recoills in horror. Unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interresting, because you can watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it"
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Originally posted by chris_h:
Dude, I'm HOT!
I'm sure that is what the fat chick who raped your bung hole was thinking...
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Offtopic (is there even a topic here?)
Juan how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say you were mid to late 20's or so. You don't resemble the typical 18 yr old teenybopper type is all I'm saying.
Oh yeah, and you're dead sexy.
Wait WTF? I did not say that.
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Originally posted by arrested502:
Offtopic (is there even a topic here?)
Juan how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say you were mid to late 20's or so. You don't resemble the typical 18 yr old teenybopper type is all I'm saying.
Oh yeah, and you're dead sexy.
Wait WTF? I did not say that.
Just in case you change your mind, I'll keep the original right here for ya.
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Originally posted by arrested502:
Offtopic (is there even a topic here?)
Juan how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say you were mid to late 20's or so. You don't resemble the typical 18 yr old teenybopper type is all I'm saying.
Oh yeah, and you're dead sexy.
Would you consider sleeping with me? I'll pay you $500.
Just in case you change your mind, I'll keep the original right here for ya.
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Originally posted by arrested502:
Offtopic (is there even a topic here?)
Juan how old are you? If I had to guess I'd say you were mid to late 20's or so. You don't resemble the typical 18 yr old teenybopper type is all I'm saying.
Oh yeah, and you're dead sexy.
Wait WTF? I did not say that.
Nope, I'm a youngin' @ 21.
and I'll ignore that second part...
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he looks younger in person, esp when shaved. oh, and I'm ignoring the 2nd part, too.
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The short shall inherit the earth. Just you wait. You won't see us coming. We'll pop out from under tables, beds, and closets in hordes. So you're tall, huh? You won't be so tall when I chew off your ankles. Mofo
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Originally posted by juanvaldes:
I'm sure that is what the fat chick who raped your bung hole was thinking...
She's not fat. Ugly yes... but definitely not fat.
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I shoulda known better than to post such nonsense.
Oh yeah and F�ck you!
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Originally posted by arrested502:
I shoulda known better than to post such nonsense.
Oh yeah and F�ck you!
no, F�ck you! I breaka you face!
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You breaka my car I breaka you face
Bling Bling
Hey Ca$h:
Neons r0xxor!! L33� Neon g00dness!!!
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the phrase you're looking for is DAMN SEXY...
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Originally posted by arrested502:
I've seen Lerkfishes pic and he resembles Tim Curry, even he would admit so. Lerk I'm just kidding about the whole transvestite thing. You are one of the best posters here.
Luv ya babe (in a strictly hetero kind of way)
LOL! no, I'm not offended, I've mentioned it before myself. at certain angles, I DO resemble tim curry WITH a beard. (if he's clean shaven, it doesn't work....of course, I've not been clean shaven since college, so who knows?)
and you can't be an artist who doesn't like sports without having to be very comfortable with speculation about your masculinity by this point.
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"Will the real Lerkfish please stand-up?"
You salty dog you
Tim Curry is a great actor. It's weird how he's never really played a leading role, but he's like one of the best supporting actors out there.
Okay, now I'm rambling.
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freaky.
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Originally posted by Lerkfish:
freaky.
Lerk... From what I've seen, I'm happy to say that you also almost look like...  
... Sandokan (starring Kabir Bedi, and inspired from Emilio Salgari's novels): it was also a great TV serial in Italy, in the mid-seventies, BTW...
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