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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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I received the following text from an unknown number
Ay wad up its kevin. U need some kill. I got some heat on deck.
I'm not cool enough to know what someone's trying to sell me.
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: on the verge of insanity
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Colorado
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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u won't b hearing from dat ho no mo
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: on the verge of insanity
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Send him a text back and tell him his target is Hung Lo.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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Anyone selling an assassin service by cold-texting is not worth your time. Stick with a more reputable vendor.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
Anyone selling an assassin service by cold-texting is not worth your time. Stick with a more reputable vendor.
That's a common misconception. Since the economic downturn high-end freelance assassins have seen demand for services drop dramatically, leaving them with a dearth of opportunities. While many have since moved on to less reputable jobs, such as sabotaging mines, off-shore oil rigs and training law enforcement officials on methods for police brutality, others have decided to stick it out in their chosen field and edge out amateurs. After one successful text in a area, they usually rely on word of mouth to proliferate their services and get them some tail.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Well the same number tried calling me yesterday (this is my work phone). I answered but a bad signal meant we couldn't chat it up.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Ay wad up its kevin. U need some kill. I got some heat on deck.e.
Hello Kevin,
Is your marijuana supply low? I have obtained a very potent strain and was wondering if you would be interested in buying some.
/translation
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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Originally Posted by CollinG3G4
Hello Kevin,
Is your marijuana supply low? I have obtained a very potent strain and was wondering if you would be interested in buying some.
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Sounds like an Erudite Ferret
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
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Originally Posted by CollinG3G4
Hello Kevin,
Is your marijuana supply low? I have obtained a very potent strain and was wondering if you would be interested in buying some.
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Good idea, but I've never heard weed referred to as 'kill.' Killah, perhaps. I've also heard good stuff called 'the fire' as well so I guess that is the most likely scenario.
In any case I'd just like a bag of pot, I don't care what outlandish name you came up for it is.
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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At least we know what Kevin is up to nowadays.
Too soon?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Reads to me like Kevin is the texter, not the textee.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Originally Posted by Laminar
I answered but a bad signal meant we couldn't chat it up.
I blame AT&T.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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Blaming AT&T is so easy to do. But those bastards deserve it anyway.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Originally Posted by sek929
In any case I'd just like a bag of pot, I don't care what outlandish name you came up for it is.
The slang terms usually refer to the quality of the marijuana. For instance, "kill" is a shorting of the term "kill bud", which is used to designate marijuana of a high quality. The product you buy consists of the buds from the plant rather than stems and leafs. THC crystals are usually visible to the naked eye. A few grams costs anywhere from $50-100 depending on location and of course quality. On the other hand, lesser quality product is referred to as "schwag". An ounce can be obtained for around $60. However, you're getting a mixture of stems, leafs, and buds. In other words, it is not as potent as "KIll".
Hah, I really don't know why I know this stuff.
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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I figured it referred to "Top Kill" and he's was offering a solution to capping his leaking oil well.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Montréal, Québec (Canada)
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So.. how does "kill" compare to "chronic"? Some people really pay 50-100$ per gram for weed??? What does it do? I thought they didn't know what they were talking about in American beauty when Keven Spacey paid like 2000$ for a bag of weed...
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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I'm sure kevin would be happy to explain if you texted him.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Your Anus
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Maybe someone is just ****ing with you.
When I was in high school my friends and I would look up random people in the phone book and send them bizarre letters just to stir the pot.
Yes, we were bored. Bored and weird.
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Automatic
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I am mostly sure Kevin has a BB Storm.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
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Originally Posted by FireWire
So.. how does "kill" compare to "chronic"? Some people really pay 50-100$ per gram for weed??? What does it do? I thought they didn't know what they were talking about in American beauty when Keven Spacey paid like 2000$ for a bag of weed...
Chronic technically is laced with Cocaine, as in the Dr Dre use of the term. Usually it is mis-used to refer to dank weed.
Edit: For the second part. Some people tend to get more paranoid off the crappier weed, but as for me the really good stuff just puts me to sleep. At a certain point ($30+ per gram) you are just wasting your money.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
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Originally Posted by CollinG3G4
The slang terms usually refer to the quality of the marijuana. For instance, "kill" is a shorting of the term "kill bud", which is used to designate marijuana of a high quality. The product you buy consists of the buds from the plant rather than stems and leafs. THC crystals are usually visible to the naked eye. A few grams costs anywhere from $50-100 depending on location and of course quality. On the other hand, lesser quality product is referred to as "schwag". An ounce can be obtained for around $60. However, you're getting a mixture of stems, leafs, and buds. In other words, it is not as potent as "KIll".
Hah, I really don't know why I know this stuff.
Not to kill your buzz (ha) but I am fairly well-versed in all varieties of marijuana. However, the amount of ridiculous terms that are used still amaze me to this day.
If anyone has seen Grandma's Boy, one of my favorite parts is when Alex is buying weed from Dante. Dante says a bunch of ridiculous names and whatnot and Alex says, "We go through this every week, I don't care what it's called, I just want a bag of ****ing weed."
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