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besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 07:25 PM

This thread is all about besson3c, please feel free to post things about besson3c here... If you don't know besson3c, this is a good opportunity for you to get to know him. Also, if you have any questions for besson3c you may ask him here.

Cold Warrior · Oct 9, 2007, 07:34 PM

no threads about other members. Referring to oneself in the 3rd person invokes the rule.

Chuckit · Oct 9, 2007, 07:34 PM

Is besson3c Bob Dole?

Cold Warrior · Oct 9, 2007, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Is besson3c Bob Dole?

Except probably much more flaccid.

besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Is besson3c Bob Dole?

No, besson3c is in fact besson3c, a unique man with lofty aspirations in life, wise, acrobatic, agile, and modest.

Good question though! That should make the FAQ...

Edit: and not flacid.

Teronzhul · Oct 9, 2007, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Edit: and not flacid.

ever?

besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Teronzhul

ever?

Wow, you guys are asking personal questions...

Well, just in the spirit of openness and honesty, yes, I'm flacid sometimes, but only when I want to be. The real question is, am I flacid right now?

KeriVit · Oct 9, 2007, 07:59 PM

Is besson3c married?

Laminar · Oct 9, 2007, 08:04 PM

Yeah, to a feminist. You can tell who wears the pants in that relationship.

Dork. · 08:17 PM

I happen to have a link to the only known picture of besson3c on the Internet.

Ready? Here it is!

(Are you sure you're ready? It's quite shocking at first, but eventually your mind numbs to it...)

(I apologize in advance for the size)

Still think you can handle it? Ok, it's your psyche that's getting scarred....

CAUTION: this picture may not really be of besson3c at all. And it's not really that bad a picture, either, Your psyche is safe!

Dork. · Oct 9, 2007, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

Is besson3c married?

I know for a fact that besson3c is married, and to a very sophisticated and intelligent woman. How do I know this? She plays Civ IV!

besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

Is besson3c married?

Yes, he is, to an incredibly smart woman... the smartest person I've ever met. Seriously. Crazy high IQ, Mensa, the works...

besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Dork.

I know for a fact that besson3c is married, and to a very sophisticated and intelligent woman. How do I know this? She plays Civ IV!

Someday I will get her on Wombat to give you guys a shout out...

Dork. · Oct 9, 2007, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Someday I will get her on Wombat to give you guys a shout out...

Unfortunately, just one look at that site will render her as dumb as the rest of us.

KeriVit · Oct 9, 2007, 08:27 PM

Does besson3c know what a dingleberry is?

Dork. · Oct 9, 2007, 08:34 PM

I asssure you, besson3c is an expert in all things involving poop.

besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 09:09 PM

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

turtle777 · Oct 9, 2007, 09:23 PM

This thread failed.

-t

imitchellg5 · Oct 9, 2007, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Dork.

I asssure you, besson3c is an expert in all things involving poop.

Dang, beat me to it

KeriVit · Oct 9, 2007, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

Now, SOME people may call you that that cuz they may think of you that way. But, not me. When I was a kid, my brother called me that. So, to me, it is a term of endearment. Hooray Dingleberries!

My god, I think I'm turning into someone else. That's what these nonsense threads do to me.

Chuckit · Oct 9, 2007, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

My god, I think I'm turning into someone else. That's what these nonsense threads do to me.

That's why I never read them.

rickey939 · Oct 9, 2007, 09:39 PM

I remember when gorickey did this.

SpaceMonkey · Oct 9, 2007, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Dork.

I asssure you, besson3c is an expert in all things involving poop.

Sadly, I first thought that besson3c actually posted this, not Dork..

besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 10:09 PM

Dork. and I are the same guy. I'm also Abe.

besson3c · Oct 9, 2007, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

Now, SOME people may call you that that cuz they may think of you that way. But, not me. When I was a kid, my brother called me that. So, to me, it is a term of endearment. Hooray Dingleberries!

My god, I think I'm turning into someone else. That's what these nonsense threads do to me.

I think we just bonded.

Dork. · Oct 9, 2007, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

Sadly, I first thought that besson3c actually posted this, not Dork..

Maybe I'm really besson3c? It would explain a lot....

Edit: Sorry, I beat me to it....

abe · Oct 10, 2007, 08:16 AM

I know how to get this thread locked.

Dork. · Oct 10, 2007, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by abe

I know how to get this thread locked.

Post in it?

osiris · Oct 10, 2007, 09:08 AM

In before the alleged lock.

Though I was really counting on seeing some whores, when I re-read the title I was like "Hey, I gotta get me some ho's while the ho'ing action is good!", but then a sad thought occured: this was besson3c's thread, and nothing - NOTHING - would make me stoop so low as to steal that fine individual's thunder.
God bless besson3c and the very ground He walks on. Yea, praise be besson3c. amen.

besson3c · 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by osiris

In before the alleged lock.

Though I was really counting on seeing some whores, when I re-read the title I was like "Hey, I gotta get me some ho's while the ho'ing action is good!", but then a sad thought occured: this was besson3c's thread, and nothing - NOTHING - would make me stoop so low as to steal that fine individual's thunder.
God bless besson3c and the very ground He walks on. Yea, praise be besson3c. amen.

Thank you for blessing my walking ground, my dear man, it was very thoughtful of you. I just hope that nobody counteracts your fine deed by damning the ground I walk on, because then I'd be back to neutral walking ground.

To repay you for your kindness, here are some whores, just for you:

and if midgets are your cup of tea:

osiris · Oct 10, 2007, 09:23 AM

without my glasses on, it looks like a mighty fine ho. thank you.

So if two people damn the ground you walk on, will time go backwards? just a thought...

besson3c · Oct 10, 2007, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by osiris

without my glasses on, it looks like a mighty fine ho. thank you.

So if two people damn the ground you walk on, will time go backwards? just a thought...

It's never happened before, but I guess that that ground will travel back from the future and will try to trip me and make me fall on my ass until I make it my bitch (which involves yelling at it). Then, the ground will have failed and will be trapped in the present unable to time travel back to the future, and I'll have conquered more ground on this Earth.

besson3c · Oct 10, 2007, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by abe

I know how to get this thread locked.

Now I'm really confused. Who is this guy?

turtle777 · Oct 10, 2007, 10:24 AM

Pluth Won !

-t

besson3c · Oct 10, 2007, 12:41 PM

Bump... this thread hasn't had any posts for a couple of hours.

richwig83 · Oct 10, 2007, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Dork.

I happen to have a link to the only known picture of besson3c on the Internet.

Ready? Here it is!

(Are you sure you're ready? It's quite shocking at first, but eventually your mind numbs to it...)

(I apologize in advance for the size)

Still think you can handle it? Ok, it's your psyche that's getting scarred....

CAUTION: this picture may not really be of besson3c at all. And it's not really that bad a picture, either, Your psyche is safe!

HAHA i know that guy, from the RNCM (Music College) in Manchester UK!!!!!

turtle777 · Oct 10, 2007, 12:51 PM

This thread even failed at under delivering

-t

badidea · Oct 10, 2007, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Yes, he is, to an incredibly smart woman... the smartest person I've ever met. Seriously. Crazy high IQ, Mensa, the works...

Did she become smart by sucking up intelligence like a black hole...and you came to close???

loki74 · Oct 10, 2007, 04:19 PM

besson3c can be very annoying. he reminds me of Gene Ray....

Kevin · Oct 10, 2007, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

This thread failed.

-t

can't post a quote without replying to it aye...

iMOTOR · Oct 10, 2007, 04:44 PM

I miss Cubeoid

Dork. · Oct 10, 2007, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by richwig83

HAHA i know that guy, from the RNCM (Music College) in Manchester UK!!!!!

You know besson3c, then? It's quite a small world, I guess!

(No offense intended to your friend, of course. I got the picture off Google Images searching under "Tuba". I'm pretty sure besson3c plays a tuba. At least, he plays a horn that starts with T....)

Dork. · Oct 10, 2007, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

I miss Cubeoid

Where is Cubeoid, anyway? Did wdlove adopt him?

brassplayersrock² · 11:36 AM

edited out due to security reasons

KeriVit · Oct 11, 2007, 12:26 AM

Can besson3c play sax?

SpaceMonkey · Oct 11, 2007, 12:31 AM

Can besson3c dance?

KeriVit · Oct 11, 2007, 12:48 AM

Can besson3c cook?

JoshuaZ · Oct 11, 2007, 12:52 AM

Wow, this thread has turned into one of my ESL Self-Intro lessons.

Can Mr. Josh eat natto?
Can Mr. Josh play tenis?
Can Mr. Josh swim?
Can Mr. Josh play sex? (I hate Junior High School kids)

brassplayersrock² · Oct 11, 2007, 12:56 AM

Can besson3c shoot the sh!t?

besson3c · Oct 11, 2007, 01:00 AM

This is probably the best thread MacNN has ever had.