[freudling]

Also, any good movie recommendations? I want to start over.

[The iMac Man]

Watch Post Impact and you probably wont have to fake your own death... you'll kill yourself voluntarily.

[Chuckit]

What is Post Impact?

[DeathMan]

just watch it!

[The iMac Man]

It came out around the same time as "The Day After Tomorrow"....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362942/


It's one of those movies that is soooo bad you almost want your friends to see it just so you can all make fun of how bad it was.

[macaddict0001]

Just disappear, eventually you will be missing presumed dead. Or lure someone to steal your identity and kill them. Or master human cloning and kill your clone, with all your id on him, start new as an immigrant.

[QuadG5Man]

good resource: Heathers

[BRussell]

Have a few teeth removed, pick someone similar to you in height, kill him, remove his teeth, stick him in your home with your teeth, and burn it up really good.

[GranolaBoy]

The lost at sea thing works great, I think. But you gotta really know your sh*t to pull it off. For example, how you gonna get identification after the fact? My advice is to find one of those guys running around the streets of L.A. that sell fake social security cards before you run off and disappear.

[Rev-O]

Fake your own death?
Dunno. Ask Elvis.

[rickey939]

Place an ad in the local newspaper obituary and then bury yourself alive for a few years. Trust me, nobody will remember to check the grave day in and day out for you. Once you think you are in the clear, just rise up out of the ground and walk it off...as if nothing happened.

[cjrivera]

Get a life sized dummy of yourself and, while you pretend to be goofing off at the top of a waterfall on slippery rocks, pretend to fall, and throw the dummy down the falls. Do this while your boss, Mr.Burns, has the entire nuclear power plant personnel, including Lenny & Karl, doing clean up duty. The river will drag the dummy into the hydroelectric plant and grind up the dummy. Everyone, including your mother who you thought she was dead, will think you died.

Just a simple plan I made up on my own.

[JoshuaZ]

Ship wreak. Chances of finding your body is slim to none.

[Albert Pujols]

Originally Posted by cjrivera

Get a life sized dummy of yourself and, while you pretend to be goofing off at the top of a waterfall on slippery rocks, pretend to fall, and throw the dummy down the falls. Do this while your boss, Mr.Burns, has the entire nuclear power plant personnel, including Lenny & Karl, doing clean up duty. The river will drag the dummy into the hydroelectric plant and grind up the dummy. Everyone, including your mother who you thought she was dead, will think you died.

Just a simple plan I made up on my own.

Hmm... nice plan. Heres mine:

Fly your plane recklessly and crash it into a mountain. The police should declare you dead without even investigating the accident. Next go to the marina and live your life as Rory Bellows. Bart and Lisa should find you at the marina and they should talk you into coming back. So fake your death as Rory Bellows and get the large insurance settlement.

[Macfreak7]

Check out this book called The Partner by John Grisham. Totally on your topic.

[Mastrap]

Shipwreck is the way to go. Go sailing one morning, sink the thing (check out ocean depth first) then return to land with the dinghy.

[OSX Abuser]

If you can find him, ask Olivia Newton John's boyfriend. He has managed to dissapear of a cruise ship

[Big Mac]

Originally Posted by Albert Pujols

Hmm... nice plan. Heres mine:

Fly your plane recklessly and crash it into a mountain. The police should declare you dead without even investigating the accident. Next go to the marina and live your life as Rory Bellows. Bart and Lisa should find you at the marina and they should talk you into coming back. So fake your death as Rory Bellows and get the large insurance settlement.

3F12 Bart The Fink

[andi*pandi]

plane crash into the ocean.

[BlueSky]

Just lie very still. Very shallow breaths, eyes closed. You'll know you're successful when you hear the sound of dirt piling on top of you in your brand-spankin' new pine box.

Best of luck.

[freudling]

Have your parents set it all up. The funeral, estate handling, etc., will all be believable. Death could be by an explosion of a car, where some objects belonging to the person in question would be found, including the head. You could construct a human head with brains and everything, just really messed up. The teeth could be faked but made to match in everyway and the hair could be transplanted. The insurance settlement would be a great payoff, and would obviously cover the cost of setting up the death. Total cost, including the car would hover around $50,000CAD, which includes a modest funeral. The big expense comes from the construction of realistic body parts (~$12,000 for parts and labor). The funeral and burial about $15,000CAD and the rest for logistics (i.e. planning, misc items and site preparation, plane tickets, and the like).

[Agasthya]

Just jump off a building. You'll fool everyone.

[LaGow]

Run for Congress. As a Democrat.

[rickey939]

Originally Posted by Agasthya

Just jump off a building. You'll fool everyone.

Too messy.