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Zune is brown... and it squirts?
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Nov 24, 2006, 07:57 PM
 
Levy: Zune Should Go Beyond 'Squirting' - Next Frontiers - MSNBC.com

Wow... I'm at a loss for words. Microsoft products usually disgust me, but this takes it to a whole new level!
     
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Nov 24, 2006, 08:05 PM
 
that sounds dodgey
     
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Nov 24, 2006, 11:55 PM
 
That is the worst self made up word ever.
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Nov 25, 2006, 01:24 AM
 
I think I am pretty clear minded but... is the Zune not a complete disaster? Is this thing selling?
     
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Nov 25, 2006, 05:27 AM
 
Well, I've been keeping an eye on Amazon's bestseller list, where its highest position (afaik) was 8th, on its first day.

It's been gradually dropping, while holiday sales in general are moving upward. For a while, it managed to stick to the 1st page, but now, well... even an extra USB power adapter for ipods beats it.
     
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Nov 25, 2006, 05:54 AM
 
Originally Posted by Judge_Fire View Post
Well, I've been keeping an eye on Amazon's bestseller list, where its highest position (afaik) was 8th, on its first day.

It's been gradually dropping, while holiday sales in general are moving upward. For a while, it managed to stick to the 1st page, but now, well... even an extra USB power adapter for ipods beats it.
Wow. Now at number 84 (for the black one - the other two are MIA). It'll drop out of the top 100 soon!
     
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Nov 25, 2006, 01:44 PM
 
Squirts? According to this website, it's more like a plop.

possibly NSFW.
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Nov 25, 2006, 02:08 PM
 
Dumb term. I can't imagine saying that to random hot chicks. Hey baby, how 'bout I squirt you real quick?
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 12:36 AM
 
Originally Posted by MSNBC
"Have you squirted a song yet?"
"After all, iPods don't squirt songs. And Microsoft's new player, Zune, does."
"What's a song-squirt?...The potential recipient gets a message asking if he or she wants to accept the tune. If so, you start squirting
I am laughing so hard right now.

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Nov 26, 2006, 02:33 AM
 
It's like they want to fail.
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 07:59 AM
 
Originally Posted by kick52 View Post
that sounds dodgey
Originally Posted by euchomai View Post
That is the worst self made up word ever.
"dodgey"? Frequently used in the UK.
( Last edited by OB1; Nov 26, 2006 at 08:01 AM. Reason: It's a bit early yet...)
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Nov 26, 2006, 08:38 AM
 
From The Guardian:

Then there's the wireless sharing. Steve Jobs dismissed this: "It takes forever ... You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in [a would-be girlfriend's] ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable." Steve Ballmer defended it: "I want to squirt you a picture of my kids. You want to squirt me back a video of your vacation. That's a software experience." Which prompted the observation: "Steve Jobs can make sharing earwax sound sexy. Ballmer can make a digital file transfer sound like something you'd need to clean up after.".
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 08:45 AM
 
So that's how you spell it...
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Nov 26, 2006, 09:40 AM
 
The word "dodgy" is used in Australia and NZ too. It means "shady" or "sketchy". Or, if you want to be precise: "dishonest or unreliable : e.g. a dodgy secondhand car salesman. • potentially dangerous : e.g. activities like these could be dodgy for your heart. • of low quality."
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 09:47 AM
 
Originally Posted by OB1 View Post
"dodgey"? Frequently used in the UK.
No, not dodgy, I mean using the word squirt like that. Trying to make a word hip instead of letting the word develop on its own. You know, like the word blog.
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Nov 26, 2006, 09:53 AM
 
Nothing wrong with the word blog. It's a logical shortening of weblog, which is a perfectly legitimate portmanteau word. A lot of words are made like that. Like "brunch" and "animatronics" and a million others.

But yeah, "squirt" is disgusting. Hm. What about "iSquirt."
     
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Originally Posted by euchomai View Post
No, not dodgy, I mean using the word squirt like that. Trying to make a word hip instead of letting the word develop on its own. You know, like the word blog.
Oh, I see. You're quite right. How silly of them. I'm sure they'd like to be able to influence us that easily.
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Nov 26, 2006, 11:41 AM
 
Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear View Post
I think I am pretty clear minded but... is the Zune not a complete disaster? Is this thing selling?
I work in Corporate sales for a large computer retailer. We have it on display in two areas in the store. The only one that we have sold (in the 1+ week that it's been on sale) was returned last night. I would be surprised if it is still on the shelves this time next year.
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 11:51 AM
 
Kids are going to feel terrible when they rip open a present and see a Zune their parents bought instead of an iPod. Christmas RUINED!
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 03:31 PM
 
Great article I picked up from Slashdot:
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Andy Ihnatko :: Avoid the loony Zune

I don't know quite what they were thinking when they made this thing, but they seriously screwed up. From the article, the point is really driven home:
"You'll find that the Zune Planet orbits the music industry's Bizarro World, where users aren't allowed to do anything that isn't in the industry's direct interests."
I also need to add that Microsoft needs to ditch the term "Squirt", and ditch it right now. Who came up with that? Did that person spend any time considering what associations this word has, especially to their target audience?
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Nov 26, 2006, 07:19 PM
 
so let's say you are in a room full of zune users.

you squirt a pic of poop to a guy.

does he know: 1 what the pic is about before accepting it and 2 who sent it to him?
     
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Originally Posted by ironknee View Post
so let's say you are in a room full of zune users.

you squirt a pic of poop to a guy.

does he know: 1 what the pic is about before accepting it and 2 who sent it to him?
Makes me wonder if you could hide some code in a JPG and execute some sort of script that deletes their music library.
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Nov 26, 2006, 08:20 PM
 
Oh man Ihnatko ripped the Zune and MS in that piece.
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 08:24 PM
 
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Squirts? According to this website, it's more like a plop.
Yikes, how did they get that smell into my computer
     
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Nov 26, 2006, 09:46 PM
 
edit..image too large
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Nov 27, 2006, 01:15 AM
 
hahaha


Zune = Christmas Ruined!
     
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Nov 27, 2006, 01:19 AM
 
Id hate to be squirted by that thing, i dont want to smell like pooh.. i mean the color of it looks like fresh dog pooh
     
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Nov 27, 2006, 01:24 AM
 
I smell (hehe) a South Park episode in the works.
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Nov 27, 2006, 03:15 AM
 
OMG Kenny was squirted with DMCA Stormtrooper virus from the ZUNE... Kennys dead
     
   
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