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Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 2, 2005, 03:19 PM

Wow, this would really scare someone into believing in your religion

No seriously, why would you want to do this?

http://www.pick-me.com/specialeffects/firebible.htm

demograph68 · Mar 2, 2005, 03:25 PM

She looks content to have her face burned off.

Teronzhul · Mar 2, 2005, 03:28 PM

absolutely hilarious

budster101 · Mar 2, 2005, 03:31 PM

You seem to have an obsession. Seek help.

Millennium · Mar 2, 2005, 03:32 PM

Um; is that thing safe?!

Xeo · Mar 2, 2005, 03:38 PM

Bizarre.

demograph68 · Mar 2, 2005, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by budster101:
You seem to have an obsession. Seek help.

With bibles that emit flames?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 2, 2005, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by demograph68:
With bibles that emit flames?

Na I got these guys on these boards here that are obsessed with me and everything I do but they like to turn it around and say I got a problem

fireside · Mar 2, 2005, 04:37 PM

how do you find stuff like this SWG? put 'bible on fire' in google and hit "i'm feeling lucky" or something?

Xeo · Mar 2, 2005, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by fireside:
how do you find stuff like this SWG? put 'bible on fire' in google and hit "i'm feeling lucky" or something?

Nope, that didn't work.

saddino · Mar 2, 2005, 04:53 PM

Fixed.

Shaddim · Mar 2, 2005, 05:47 PM

Nifty. I just ordered one. Thanks.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 2, 2005, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by fireside:
how do you find stuff like this SWG? put 'bible on fire' in google and hit "i'm feeling lucky" or something?

As much as my boyfriends here would like to think that no.

http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000293034161/

ManOfSteal · Mar 2, 2005, 06:07 PM

$44.95? Ummmmmmm, no.

$0.01? Ummmmmm, no.

Mafia · Mar 2, 2005, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
$44.95? Ummmmmmm, no.

$0.01? Ummmmmm, no.

my thoughts exactly.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 2, 2005, 06:45 PM

Neat they also got other cool stuff that make the lesson so much more real!!!!

How messed up is this?:

Illustrate the new heart Jesus gives with a heart transplant. Replace that old yucky colored heart of sin, (mold a rock inside the gelatin for a stony heart), with a perfect colored heart. (You could make one milky white or crystal clear with a light shining through it.)

Illustrate "Be careful little eyes what you see" with the brain. Everything you ever see will be stored in your brain...; it can never be removed. (Mold gummy worms or cards with items on them into the gelatin), ask your students to tell you what little Johnny or Susie has been watching on TV when no one's around.

Two original lessons are included with each mold. You will find that you can quickly write your own lessons using any scripture about the heart or mind after using our brain or heart molds and a little imagination.

Is it edible?

Yes, it uses ordinary Jello with a special recipe.
(It tastes creamy)_ The recipe is included.

subego · Mar 2, 2005, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by Millennium:
Um; is that thing safe?!

Exceedingly dangerous.

Oh wait, you're asking about the fire.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

Xeo · Mar 2, 2005, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Is it edible?

Yes, it uses ordinary Jello with a special recipe.
(It tastes creamy)_ The recipe is included.

LOL, I can just see the pastor doing a "heart transplant" and then when pulling out the heart he takes a big bite out of it.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 2, 2005, 07:52 PM

I'd love to sit in on one of those classes to see if they can even take themselves seriously.

brapper · Mar 2, 2005, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by budster101:
You seem to have an obsession. Seek help.

hahaha (...at you.)

sugar_coated · Mar 2, 2005, 11:18 PM

She has one big right hand holding that flaming book that is making her smile.

SeSawaya · Mar 3, 2005, 12:15 AM

I was just going to say she has "MAN HANDS"

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Mar 3, 2005, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by SeSawaya:
I was just going to say she has "MAN HANDS"

What is going on with that one hand. It looks like it is coming up from the bottom.

I think some other idiot is just bellow camera holding it up.

At any rate we are probably going to do a story about it at the magazine I work for.

Perhaps they will send us one for review.

Zimphire · Mar 3, 2005, 06:49 AM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Na I got these guys on these boards here that are obsessed with me and everything I do but they like to turn it around and say I got a problem

If that isn't a case of denial, I don't know what is.

Anyone want to bump up all of SWFs obsessive religious threads all at once?

Shaddim · Mar 3, 2005, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
If that isn't a case of denial, I don't know what is.

Anyone want to bump up all of SWFs obsessive religious threads all at once?

No. Last time I did that I got scolded by the Tookinator.

Demonhood · Mar 3, 2005, 01:14 PM

drop the bickering.

budster101 · Mar 3, 2005, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
What is going on with that one hand. It looks like it is coming up from the bottom.

I think some other idiot is just bellow camera holding it up.

At any rate we are probably going to do a story about it at the magazine I work for.

Perhaps they will send us one for review.

What magazine?

roberto blanco · Mar 3, 2005, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Is it edible?

Yes, it uses ordinary Jello with a special recipe.
(It tastes creamy)_ The recipe is included.

bwahhhhaaahahahhahahaaaa

imagine a giant jelloshot that looks like a brain...man, you could have an awesome zombie theme party with that.

...endless hours of fun!

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by budster101:
What magazine?

A Gay scene Magazine. They are all over doing a product review or story on this hilarious item.

You want a free membership?

budster101 · Mar 3, 2005, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
A Gay scene Magazine. They are all over doing a product review or story on this hilarious item.

You want a free membership?

I only want to know if they let you do more than get the coffee and donuts?

Why would a "Gay scene" magazine do a story on a "Burning Bible"?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by budster101:
I only want to know if they let you do more than get the coffee and donuts?

Why would a "Gay scene" magazine do a story on a "Burning Bible"?

As the second highest position of Art Director I would have to say no getting coffee for me.

Why would we do this? because they showcase incredible stupid products like this all the time as it is funny as hell to review.

budster101 · Mar 3, 2005, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
As the second highest position of Art Director I would have to say no getting coffee for me.

Why would we do this? because they showcase incredible stupid products like this all the time as it is funny as hell to review.

"Second highest position"? You crack me up.
What would your title be? Senior Designer?
So it's you, your boss, and the guy just beneath you...

Glad to see you are so important, you don't have to get the coffee and donuts.
I'm president of my own company, and I get the coffee every morning for everyone.

Lata'

Zimphire · Mar 3, 2005, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by budster101:

"Second highest position"? You crack me up.
What would your title be? Senior Designer?
So it's you, your boss, and the guy just beneath you...

Yes, only that guy doesn't even work for the company.

Deimos · Mar 3, 2005, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:

I think some other idiot is just bellow camera holding it up.

The hand of Jesus?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by budster101:

"Second highest position"? You crack me up.
What would your title be? Senior Designer?
So it's you, your boss, and the guy just beneath you...

Lata'

Laugh all you want if it makes you feel better. The pecking order is Editor, Art director (me) the 3 ad sales guys, the 7 designers, the 20 writers, the 5 assistant editors, account admin etc. Feel better?

Wow president eh. Do you share the same skyscraper as MacOSrumors cuz I hear they have quite a team.

budster101 · Mar 3, 2005, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Laugh all you want if it makes you feel better. The pecking order is Editor, Art director (me) the 3 ad sales guys, the 7 designers, the 20 writers, the 5 assistant editors, account admin etc. Feel better?

Wow president eh. Do you share the same skyscraper as MacOSrumors cuz I hear they have quite a team.

Yeah. President.
Wow.

I'm not hung up on the title like you though.
Unlike you, I don't see myself as better than
anyone, or in any specific pecking order.

Grow up.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by budster101:
Yeah. President.
Wow.

I'm not hung up on the title like you though.
Unlike you, I don't see myself as better than
anyone, or in any specific pecking order.

Grow up.

Right, that is why you brought it up. And I didn't bring anything up before you ask my title, mocked it, ask for the pecking order than announced you are president.

Ya, and I need to grow up

budster101 · Mar 3, 2005, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Right, that is why you brought it up. And I didn't bring anything up before you ask my title, mocked it, ask for the pecking order than announced you are president.

Ya, and I need to grow up

Can you see past your nose?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · 03:03 PM

Originally posted by budster101:
Can you see past your nose?

Ya that's evasion if I ever saw it. Funny thing is you tell me I have an obsession

Back on topic anyone surprised this is from Texas?

iMOTOR · Mar 3, 2005, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:

Back to my obsession with the dumb things that Christians do, anyone surprised this is from Texas? Cuz everyone knows there's a lot of dumb Christians in Texas.

Fixed

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by iMOTOR:
Fixed

No you fixed it wrong.

It should say... LOTS OF ****ED UP **** IN TEXAS

iMOTOR · Mar 3, 2005, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
No you fixed it wrong.

It should say... LOTS OF ****ED UP **** IN TEXAS

Quick fyi: besides dumb Christians, there are also a lot atheists, truck drivers, gays, mac users, art directors, honda owners, cannabis growers, state troopers, and hookers in Texas.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Mar 3, 2005, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by iMOTOR:
Quick fyi: besides dumb Christians, there are also a lot atheists, truck drivers, gays, mac users, art directors, honda owners, cannabis growers, state troopers, and hookers in Texas.

Honda owners! EWWW!!!

Demonhood · Mar 3, 2005, 04:15 PM

the fire spread from the bible to this thread.
since it was so dry, it caught fire easily and burned to the ground. there was nothing i could do to save it.