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WHY Cartman is so fat
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We now know! It's because he's had that "alien hoobajoob" up his butt the whole time!
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Is this a good place for an argument?
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Could also be all of the Cheesy Poofs... or Cookie Pie sandwhiches his (whore) mom/dad (  if you get the reference) makes him.
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Originally posted by Steve:
Could also be all of the Cheesy Poofs... or Cookie Pie sandwhiches his (whore) mom/dad ( if you get the reference) makes him.
Nonono... it's definitely the alien hoobajoob. Just ask 'im. 
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He's not fat. He's big boned.
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He's such a fat ass, that when he walks down the street, people go "God damn, that kid's a big fat ass!"
Why? I dunno. 
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don't know why either, but we started calling one of our cats cartman cos he's just a big round dot...(with massive winter fur)
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Nothing is older than the idea of new
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Originally posted by bewebste:
He's such a fat ass, that when he walks down the street, people go "God damn, that kid's a big fat ass!"
Why? I dunno.
Ahh, I love that one. Same with "Cartman, you Fat F***!!!"
But seriously guys, we all know that he's just Festively Plump.
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Originally posted by bewebste:
He's such a fat ass, that when he walks down the street, people go "God damn, that kid's a big fat ass!"
Why? I dunno.
Evidently you've never heard the original version of that comment. The original dates all the way back to The Spirit of Christmas, the short that started it all. And, well, all you have to do is replace "ass" with a certain word that would get filtered out here but which everyone's favorite wacko fundamentalist Christian movie review site calls "the most foul of the foul words"...
It sounds a lot funnier in the original, for some reason.
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You are in Soviet Russia. It is dark. Grue is likely to be eaten by YOU!
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it's gotta be the Weight Gain 4000
Beefcake - BEEFCAKE !!!
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Originally posted by nbnz:
it's gotta be the Weight Gain 4000
Beefcake - BEEFCAKE !!!
He's fillin' out nicely. 
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you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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"Hey Kyle, I'm sorry about what I said earlier today. I didn't mean it. You're not Jewish."
"But Cartman, I AM Jewish!"
"Oh don't be so hard on yourself."
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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One thing I love about Cartman is that he beats anything, anytime.
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Ewwww, don't touch it. Here,
poke at it with this stick.
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Cartman: "You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants!
Stan: Jesus, Cartman!
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man.
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<------- Click me too!
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Ewwww, don't touch it. Here,
poke at it with this stick.
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Originally posted by Millennium:
. . . everyone's favorite wacko fundamentalist Christian movie review site . . .
What's the URL? Something tells me I have to bookmark it... good movies like Matrix Reloaded, Hulk and X Men 2 are coming out soon, and I want to see some warped reviews.
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Red Rocket!! Red Rocket!! Comon, dog! Red Rocket!!
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Mars_Attacks: Thanks for the great links. Listening to this reminds me of all the great lines he has...
/laughs out loud
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