[macgeek2005]

So, every Sunday I hitchhike over to this cafe to play piano and collect some tips. Yesterday, upon attempting to hitchhike out of town, no one was picking me up. No one. This has never happened before. I stood there waiting, for about 20 minutes, until it was 10 minutes LATER than I would normally Arrive at the cafe.

I decide to walk back into town. Shortly after I go back home.

Then, last night, I was talking to a friend of mine who works at the cafe, and she told me that there was a 16 year old jewish israeli girl that had been in there. Do you realize how rare that is for this island? It's never happened before in all the years that i've been here. And she wasn't just a 16 year old jewish israeli girl. She was a 16 year old jewish israeli girl who spoke hebrew, couldn't even speak english, had big brown eyes, a jewish nose, full lips, long curly dark brown hair, played the piano, improvised the same way I do, sang in hebrew, and had never had a boyfriend before in her life. My friend described her like this: "She had big brown eyes, and really nice eyebrows, and a bigger nose, but it fit her, and really pretty lips, they were really full, and olive skin, and perfect white teeth. Her smile was so cute."

Now, don't try and tell me that it's a coincidence that the first time EVER that a girl like this comes to this island, is the first time EVER that I don't get picked up hitchiking. God, or the universe, or energy, or whatever the hell you wanna call it, is playing a game with me. I don't understand why I was prevented from going and meeting her. I just don't get it. It's not like I repell jewish girls. In fact, they like me more than non-jewish girls, cause I'm more like them. I talk about jewish girls all the time, and about how much better they are than non-jews, and then this has to happen to me! Why?

Anyways, she's definitely my dream girl, even though i've never even seen her. The description was enough, together with the fact that she plays piano the same way I do, and has never had a boyfriend.

Anyways, this thread would be useless without a topic of speculation thrown in. My friend, who works at the cafe, talked to the girls mom for a while, and told me at what time they're leaving the island tomorrow. I called my math teacher and asked her if she can come in early tomorrow, so I can get out of there and catch the early ferry back to my island, and be at the landing at the time they should be leaving. I will intercept them, and introduce myself.

Anyone care to comment? Laughs and mocks are completely welcome too. Remember, this is one of MY threads!

[Doofy]

Does she go? Does she go, eh, does she go, eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Suits you sir! Oooh!

[alligator]

We want a followup post in 10 years to see photos of your kids. Good luck!

[design219]

Here we go again. Hang on everyone!

(three pages max)

[Lava Lamp Freak]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

[Doofy]

So anyways... ...the other week I should have gone down the pub. But didn't, because I couldn't be arsed. And Adriana Lima was there! It's so unfair!

And guess what? She eats her cornflakes in exactly the same way that I do... ...with a spoon! Obviously a match made in heaven.

So anyways, I'm fair convinced she'll be at the pub next week. I'll get a team to go and intercept her, manhandle her into the back of a tranny van and keep her locked up in my basement until she's drugged enough to respond well to my introducing myself.

Check back in 10 years for photos of the kids.

[Eug]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Does she go? Does she go, eh, does she go, eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! Suits you sir! Oooh!

Say no moah!

[macgeek2005]

You guys do realize that I Understand that this is just the way I feel right now, in the moment, and that i'll be over the "thought" of this girl, in like a week or so. But right now, i'm determined to find her, and talk to her, cause i'm REALLY mad that I was cheated out of being there.

[Doofy]

BTW, the thread title is misleading. You haven't actually met her yet.

[macgeek2005]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

BTW, the thread title is misleading. You haven't actually met her yet.

Big deal. I've met her in my mind.

[- - e r i k - -]

Hold the thread...I'll put on some popcorn!

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

Big deal. I've met her in my mind.

Yeah but if she's met me in her mind you're in big trouble.

[Railroader]

I got nothing.

[TETENAL]

So you fancy your racist stereotype. That's sick, if you ask me.

[macgeek2005]

Originally Posted by TETENAL 

So you fancy your racist stereotype. That's sick, if you ask me.

Sorry for the wrong wording. What I meant was, I like jewish and middle eastern girls better than other girls. A personal preference.

[Railroader]

It's kind of funny, but if she saw your personality she'd probably be more scared than a Krispy Kreme at a weight watchers convention.

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

Sorry for the wrong wording. What I meant was, I like jewish and middle eastern girls better than other girls. A personal preference.

...based on stereotypes.

How are you going to get anywhere if she doesn't speak English? She probably hasn't even seen The Secret Garden.

[macgeek2005]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

It's kind of funny, but if she saw your personality she'd probably be more scared than a Krispy Kreme at a weight watchers convention.

You have to realize that you have no way of knowing who I am from an online board in which I have PURPOSEFULLY created the image of myself in a way in which it is constantly made fun of. I think it actually goes "If YOU saw my personality, you'd suddenly realize who I really am".

Anyways, I don't like jewish girls more because of stereotypes. I just like them more.

[SpaceMonkey]

So hot (NSFW):

[besson3c]

Since we don't know this dream girl's real name, I'm going to name her "Kilbey".

[invisibleX]

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

You have to realize that you have no way of knowing who I am from an online board in which I have PURPOSEFULLY created the image of myself in a way in which it is constantly made fun of. I think it actually goes "If YOU saw my personality, you'd suddenly realize who I really am".

Anyways, I don't like jewish girls more because of stereotypes. I just like them more.

Now now, your image is at least partly defined by your environment. The image of you online, despite an acting or lies, is still a reflection of who you are. It is obviously not complete due to the environment (anonymity primarily) but that doesn't mean it says any less about who you are.

On the same note: you have no idea who this girl is. Her physical specs fit a very vague guideline that appeals to you but what is that? Nothing. I mean come on.. you know how many girls fit the description you gave? You shouldn't go falling for every girl someone vaguely describes to you.

[aristotles]

Dude, get a blog or even better, get some real friends and talk to them about it off-line.

[goMac]

I don't know what it is about that island. Maybe some weird magnetic fields or something...

[macgeek2005]

Originally Posted by goMac 

I don't know what it is about that island. Maybe some weird magnetic fields or something...

Hahaha. Yeah, that must be it.

So, you think there's "tons" of girls that fit the following criteria?:

1. 16 years old.
2. Jewish.
3. Israeli.
4. Speaks hebrew.
5. Improvises on the piano.
6. Big brown eyes.
7. Curly dark hair.

[Jim Paradise]

Edit.

[Nodnarb]

This just isn't fun anymore.

BAN MACGEEKS!!!

[goMac]

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

Then, last night, I was talking to a friend of mine who works at the cafe, and she told me that there was a 16 year old jewish israeli girl that had been in there. Do you realize how rare that is for this island? It's never happened before in all the years that i've been here. And she wasn't just a 16 year old jewish israeli girl. She was a 16 year old jewish israeli girl who spoke hebrew, couldn't even speak english, had big brown eyes, a jewish nose, full lips, long curly dark brown hair, played the piano, improvised the same way I do, sang in hebrew, and had never had a boyfriend before in her life. My friend described her like this: "She had big brown eyes, and really nice eyebrows, and a bigger nose, but it fit her, and really pretty lips, they were really full, and olive skin, and perfect white teeth. Her smile was so cute."

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

I talk about jewish girls all the time

Have you considered how your friend knows all this stuff about this girl when she doesn't speak english?

[wolfen]

macgeek journal entry # 4039

"Dear Jacob. I don't ask for much. Last time I think it was the Red Power Ranger that one Channukah. But seriously, that's been it! I'm begging you, I know I'm meant to be with this hot hebe of Hebron. If you don't let me meet this girl before she leaves the island I'll slip pork into the next Passover lamb. I swear I will."

[Kerrigan]

"I would never let my daughter run off with a hitchhika!"

Anyways, the boy just "met his dream girl"... let's let him enjoy this moment, because we know how few and far between true moments of joy are as we get older.

[loki74]

macgeek....

You have an idealized view of love and dating, a view that will only get you hurt in the long run. Ignorance may be bliss, but the longer you stay in it the more painful it will be when you finally get out.

Additionally, I hope you don't wear your heart on your sleeve in real life the way you do here in the 'nn. Sure, many chicks dig a guy who can be honest and occasionally expressive with his emotions, but lay it on to thick and in most cases its a huge turnoff. On top of that, you need to play your cards right... let out too much and you pass up opportunities to get certain pieces information. And information is really what dating is about (even before you're actually dating), imo.

I piece of advice: if you're first impulse reaction is "she's the girl of my dreams," then chances are, any sort of relationship is exactly that--a dream. Not because they're incompatible, but because you're not ready.

[Tiresias]

Macgeek, how can you be sure you are not in love with a figment of your friends imagination?

[d4nth3m4n]

whoa whoa whoa waittaminute. you've never met your purported "dream girl" and you think it's fate that you DIDN'T get a ride to be there on time to meet her?

yeah, i'd say that's a bit of a stretch.

edit: what island?

[Tiresias]

Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n 

whoa whoa whoa waittaminute. you've never met your purported "dream girl" and you think it's fate that you DIDN'T get a ride to be there on time to meet her?

yeah, i'd say that's a bit of a stretch.

edit: what island?

Come to think of it, dream girl is the correct term.

dream noun an unrealistic or self-deluding fantasy: maybe the beautiful Jewish girl would love a computer geek with no car—but he knew this was just a dream.

[badidea]

[Peter]

pest.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Peter 

Entertainment

Fixinated.

[Tiresias]

Who's a pest? Not Macgeek. He's good value, and a pretty good sport I reckon, considering the flak he gets here.

[Peter]

can't think why he'd get flak.

[RAILhead]

I like how you capitalized "Arrive" in the 5th sentence.

I didn't get any further.

[nonhuman]

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

Hahaha. Yeah, that must be it.

So, you think there's "tons" of girls that fit the following criteria?:

1. 16 years old.
2. Jewish.
3. Israeli.
4. Speaks hebrew.
5. Improvises on the piano.
6. Big brown eyes.
7. Curly dark hair.

Uh... yes. Go to Israel, find a high school jazz band.

[Dakarʒ]

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

I've met my dream girl.

[Kerrigan]

I can see macgeek becoming something of a straight, judeophile version of SuperChic[k]en (aka Salty).

(Ya I've spent too much time here, and been here for too long)

[voodoo]

Originally Posted by nonhuman 

Uh... yes. Go to Israel, find a high school jazz band.

hehe quite

V

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

I can see macgeek becoming something of a straight, judeophile version of SuperChic[k]en (aka Salty).

I was just thinking that they would make a great couple.

[macgeek2005]

loki74, I completly understand why you see me that way, and I understand alot more than you think I do. I'm not stupid, I just like to have fun on there forums. I know about relationships and dating, and I DO NOT just say whatever's on my mind to girls I barely know. Also, nothing is gonna "hurt" me in the long run. I do know what I'm doing.

BTW, Great MacBook Pro's!!

[besson3c]

Have you asked Kilbey out yet, Macgeek?

[♥]

Oy vey.

[Naplander]

[pixelbaker]

Originally Posted by macgeek2005 

It's not like I repell jewish girls. In fact, they like me more than non-jewish girls, cause I'm more like them. I talk about jewish girls all the time, and about how much better they are than non-jews, and then this has to happen to me! Why?

Maybe the non-jewish girls don't like you as much because you're constantly talking about how much better someone else is based solely on their religious beliefs rather than them as a person?

I'll withhold derogatory comments and simply hope to god not all Jewish believers are like you.

[Railroader]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Since we don't know this dream girl's real name, I'm going to name her "Kilbey".

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Have you asked Kilbey out yet, Macgeek?

Maybe we should call her "Troll"? Or "wesson4d"?