[elzinat]

Originally posted by sambeau:
Isn't it time this crawling thread was locked?.. isn't this much sicophancy againsed common decency...

I say lock it now.

with panache.. gusto.. shwaadeeveevr

i'd lock it, but it seems demon's ego has swallowed the button...

[maxelson]

Originally posted by sambeau:
Isn't it time this crawling thread was locked?.. isn't this much sicophancy againsed common decency...

I say lock it now.

with panache.. gusto.. shwaadeeveevr

hee-hee! You're clever!

[christ]

Originally posted by maxelson:


hee-hee! You're clever!

Whoa! My sarcasm detector just went off the scale!

[maxelson]

Originally posted by christ:



Whoa! My sarcasm detector just went off the scale!

sssssh! c'mon, man! don't tell! Today, I am working subtlety and irony.

[andi*pandi]

LOL...
some threads are just worth reading...

3 cheers for DH! keep the witty shutdowns comin'!

[mrfrost]

Originally posted by andi*pandi:
LOL...
some threads are just worth reading...

....and worth saving as PDF !

3 cheers for DemonHood !

[scaught]

and the award for "cleaning up 3 pages of absolute insanity while still leaving a thoroughly entertaining read" goes to..


Demonhood who showed no limit in his godlike editting powers in a battle vs. the Raaaar thread.
http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=124863



teapots?

[Timo]

Demonhood's head explodes.
Skull fragments lodge in chris_h's eyes. He shrieks in horror.
Headless body of Demonhood slumps to ground, landing on mysterious purple button in middle of floor.
Fresh chocolate chip cookie rises from hidden compartment in dining room table.
Demonhood, no longer posessing a mouth, is unable to enjoy this sweet treat.
Thread locks itself, out of shame.

:: puts down coke can ::
[keanu]
WHOA
[/keanu]

[maxelson]

I searched and searched, but nowhere could I... gosh it's hot... nowhere could I find my little bunny rabbit...

I TRIED to find this thread, but what with the SEARCH FUNCTION BEIN' LESS THAN OPERABLE AND ALL...

[philzilla]

Originally posted by maxelson:
I searched and searched, but nowhere could I... gosh it's hot... nowhere could I find my little bunny rabbit...

I TRIED to find this thread, but what with the SEARCH FUNCTION BEIN' LESS THAN OPERABLE AND ALL...

just ask one of the offenders, dude!

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=124863

[maxelson]

SHAZAM!!!

[maxelson]

"...and i prefer my chickens alive and between two pieces of bread. but hey, who am i to pass up a sacrifice."
No comment needed.

[L'enfanTerrible]

This one is the best

DH:

i have a secret identity too.

alright, i'll reveal it, at long last.

my other name is.....

thread locked

catchy, isn't it

[dillerX]

Demon is my hero.

[Tigerabbit]

Why is there a link between someone posting an arguably (or not so arguably) lockable thread and this thread getting bumped? Is this causation or correlation?

[Mastrap]

'Nuff said:

[philzilla]

Originally posted by Tigerabbit:
Why is there a link between someone posting an arguably (or not so arguably) lockable thread and this thread getting bumped? Is this causation or correlation?

did you read the original reason for the thread? i guess not...

[Tigerabbit]

Originally posted by philzilla:
did you read the original reason for the thread? i guess not...

� just re-emphasizing the original point �

Don't look at me like that, you do the same damn thing.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Mastrap:
'Nuff said:

Yes, that one had me rolling

Funny stuff.

[CaseCom]

I laughed my ****ing ass off when I read this lock note:

Originally posted by Demonhood:

****

oops.

Minimalist humor. I love it.

[Mastrap]

Originally posted by CaseCom:
I laughed my ****ing ass off when I read this lock note:



Minimalist humor. I love it.

****ing ****. You ****ing beat me to it. ****

[chief moose]

Not to mention he killed my thread, not locked, killed.
Demonhood needs to recognize a goddamn joke when he sees one-at this tme

[JE$U$]

Demonhood is cool... So's Misha. Elz is pretty cool most of the time unless he's having his period. I wish Moderators would talk to each other more so they don't screw things up.

- Ca$h

[elzinat]

Originally posted by JE$U$:
Elz is pretty cool most of the time unless he's having his period.

brings a tear to my eye to feel such understanding and love and forgiveness. thank you jesus. thank you for giving yourself for my sins.

[BRussell]

Originally posted by chief moose:
Not to mention he killed my thread, not locked, killed.
Demonhood needs to recognize a goddamn joke when he sees one-at this tme

Hey Redswingline.

[MindFad]

DH: "starwars, gay porn, maps of the world, denials...wow. we could get a pretty good 'geek soap opera' going on around here. and then each time the emmy's came up, cipher would cross his fingers, hoping to finally win the big prize. but he'd be denied each time. with each passing loss he'd get more bitter.

yeah, i think that just may work."

[MindFad]

Oh man, I nearly pissed my pants. Thank you, gorgonzola.

"In before Demonhood!

[Timo]

Demonhood

[Mastrap]

fap this.

Class. Pure class.

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...hreadid=142456

[maxelson]

"mmm, cracktastic..."

"i'm going to replace myself with a rather hefty perl script.

a perl script that can scratch chalkboards, breathe fire, and fire a crossbow with little bolts that have "-1" etched into them.

think i'll get to work on that."

"the creativity expressed in this thread amazes even me. i would normally put something here about hitting my lock button, but the sheer force of this thread's inane existence caused space and time to fold in on itself.
which, you can imagine, caused me to forget what i was doing. so i ate a donut instead. and that, my friends, is the end of that.

"hey man, i kept pressing the other button. now i have a tummy ache.
"

"spam does not make a good breakfast meal. if you have any free waffles to share with the lounge, however, we'd be sure not to "miss out" on that deal."

and oner of my recent favorites:
"i've killed old things before. don't think just because you're taking centrum silver i won't take you out too. take that you old thread!"

never saw this one til now:
*compiles list of everyone who posts to +1 threads*
*ponders taking 50 posts away from everyone*

*realizes idea is pointless and way too much work for a lazy three-day weekend*
*grabs another soda and some candy*
*applies more sunblock. heads out to ocean*
*realizes i was just there. pounds head against keyboard trying to think of what to do next*

fhgbfdgfdhxbvc78e ad89a t4[[
fag9u89 bvhn9x84 bsfnbvxp

*has brilliant idea*
*it all involves...


i came to this thread looking for the meaning of life and all i got was a bunch of crummy +1s.


This one was creative!
"my tears of sorrow will drop upon my keyboard, hitting the lock button. watch......... "




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[maxelson]

i proclaim this thread for france!
wait, that's "i claim this thread for france!"
damn, why is it france? maybe spain? portugal? romania? i know:
i claim this thread for Guam.
cuz if i don't, who will??

[chris v]

And just now:

Dear MacNN Readers.
We (that's the royal we) are writing this to let you know that during the year of 2003, someone posted a thread about MacNN, Europe, Linux, and Other Things That Start with a CAPITAL letter. It wasn't absolutely clear if this thread made any logical sense or not. It did, however, contain the word "pay" (and "payment") several dozen times.

An email about this will be seen to Mr. Monish K Bhatia (M for short) and Monish/MacNN will likely be very unhappy about it.

Unfortunately, to this day, people still feel it necessary to air their dirty laundry in public instead of taking care of it in a professional manner.

I haven't made any requests to Mr. Monish K Bhatia lately, but I needed a sentence to mimic this next paragraph. Um..lawyers!

In the meantime, we feel it necessary to warn you that threads such as this are not appropriate, nor very helpful. Settle your billing issues privately.

Repeated attempts to post this thread again will fail.

If Monish can't open the envelopes, maybe he lost his letter opener. Ever thought of that?

So! We call upon MacNN for recruits! If we band together, we can amass an army of ....wait a minute. There is no recruiting. 99.9% of the people here don't work for MacNN. 99.999% of them exchange no money whatsoever with MacNN. So really, this is completely the wrong place to post this.

This public message is brought to you by Demonhood, women who love smores, and the letter M.

Demonhood.
Land of the Easily Amused.

DING,DING,DING!

[CaseCom]

Just to be contrary, that last one wasn't one of his finest. A little over the top. A little bit of a reach. It lacked the effortlessness that has marked his finest locks.

He'll come back, though. I know it.

[maxelson]

... and I thought it would be fitting to include this from a newer (and less than true) appreciation thread.



hmm, so much love in the air.

there is already a thread appreciating me, btw. i think i'll let that one remain, and this one can be retired. or shot.
and buried.

Me, I'd have gone for the tarring and feathering and run through the streets of Boston method, myself.

[boots]

I particularly like to trogdor locks. An I must admit that I'm amused by the video of the train-wreck flamewarriors thread I tried to get going. It appeared the other day in the politics forum.

[andi*pandi]

Originally posted by boots:
I particularly like to trogdor locks.

trogdor is a verb, now? Guessing meaning is inflame, burn, dragon spewing fire?

I need to play more video games so that I know what all the kids are talking about.

[maxelson]

'morning, andi.

[andi*pandi]

morning!

bah. morning.

[boots]

Originally posted by andi*pandi:
trogdor is a verb, now? Guessing meaning is inflame, burn, dragon spewing fire?

I need to play more video games so that I know what all the kids are talking about.

Ok how about:

I like the threads that Trogdor burninates.

[maxelson]

burninatorshunismlessness!

[gadster]

I reckon Demonhood's greatest strength is knowing when to, and when NOT to, intervene. That is part of what makes MacNN so good, and why it attracts so many interesting people.

[Timo]

brb.

{trips, falls onto teeter totter inexplicably located in center of room. frozen turkey on other end of teeter totter flies into the kitchen, sending a toaster into the full kitchen sink. sparks fly. the curtains above the sink is now engulfed in flames. multiple smoke alarms go off, creating piercing nose. my ear drums start to bleed. in panic, i grab my ears and reach under coffee table, looking for emergency earplugs. i feel a little nub and pull on it. it doesn't move. it does, however, press in. i press it

EOF

Now we've got Rube Goldberg lock-in-ation-action!

[MacGorilla]

I rule.

[MindFad]

Aye, the latest one was a doozy.

[wdlove]

I appreciate all that Demonhood does to keep this forum running smoothly! We also shouldn't forget the good work of gorgonzola!

[ThinkInsane]

'Nuff said

[boots]

True genious:



Way to work in the MacNN (unofficial) Mascot.

Simply beautiful!

"Is that a consumate V in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

[Timo]

yeah baby

[Larrys_Larynx]

such poetic timing!!

I say as a tribute we gift him our dearest Aria to him, in the hottest of attire ever. Let's go get her for him!!

[Logic]

More from Demon


*sniff*

smells like spam

*glares*

looks like spam

*touches user IP*

feels like spam (ew..slimey)

*washes off hands*

*tries not to open public bathroom door with my hand*

*failed. waiting for someone else to open it from the outside isn't an option.*

*opens door, sighing heavily*

*handle is wet. ****ing neanderthals*

*dries hand on wall*

*sits back down*

*has no idea what the hell is going on with this post anymore*

*really likes putting words between these *****

*it's like a sentence sandwich*

*without the tomatoes*

*and the mayo*

*cuz man, i hate that stuff*