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Why is this place so friggin dead? (Page 4)
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Originally Posted by osiris
But they smell pretty. Usually.
Unless they smoke.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
I disagree. You mean to tell me that EACH shag I have had was too fast?
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So there is a rooster and an egg in bed.
The rooster is looking happy and smoking a cigar, while the egg appears to be in a bad mood.
Not much of a story, but it solves the problem of which came first.
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Originally Posted by calverson
I disagree. You mean to tell me that EACH shag I have had was too fast?
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So there is a rooster and an egg in bed.
The rooster is looking happy and smoking a cigar, while the chicken appears to be in a bad mood.
Not much of a story, but it solves the problem of which came first.
What happened to the egg?
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
What happened to the egg?
I don't know what you are talking about.
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So why is that funny? I don't remember any problems about Roosters and eggs.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So why is that funny? I don't remember any problems about Roosters and eggs.
No, smoking after sex.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
So why is that funny?
Uhmm... which Came first.
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Originally Posted by design219
Uhmm... which Came first.
Why does anyone care who came first?
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Smoking a cigar in bed is illegal in some places.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
Why does anyone care who came first?
Ah, she did.
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Smoking a cigar in bed is illegal in some places.
like the Oval Officeâ„¢.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
Why does anyone care who came first?
Because it could lead to solving the mystery of why the chicken crossed the road.
Sorry, that's all I've got.
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Originally Posted by design219
Uhmm... which Came first.
According to the context of the joke, it was the rooster who came first. But that's not really funny because there haven't really been any conundrums revolving around roosters and eggs.
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Now I know why this place is so friggin dead. We need a new writing staff and the introduction of a fact checker.
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Look who just became the Dakar Decoder Ring.
Apparently my dogmatic requirement of precision in such a joke is lost on some.
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Just the old crotchety guys.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
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Yeah but roosters don't lay eggs.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
And/or without proper lubrication. Steam is a different issue, one that I'll leave to the reader's imagination.
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Originally Posted by Butt Sauce!
Yeah but roosters don't lay eggs.
He's a pedophile rooster.
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Originally Posted by design219
He's a pedophile rooster.
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what happened to rob and zimph?
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Yeah, stay on topic.
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What rabbit? I don't see a rabbit... Especially an evil, alien rabbit...
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Originally Posted by design219
Yeah, stay on topic.
Why oh why would you go to all that trouble and not hit the "desaturate" button to quickly blend that thing in better?
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You mean that white spot on his coat?
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
Why oh why would you go to all that trouble and not hit the "desaturate" button to quickly blend that thing in better?
I didn't do that, but you're right on.
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I wasn't referring to you as in specifically, but I'm glad we agree.
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a little grain wouldn't hurt, ya know, for kicks.
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"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
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The weather has been quite good until today. I blame [INSERT SCAPEGOAT HERE]..
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I have three words to describe why the place is dead.
POLITICAL. WAR. LOUNGE.
If that hellhole was gone (or if it was possible to make it completely invisible at your discretion) I'd visit a lot more, as would many others. Even if I try to simply "avoid it," the people who post there use such friggin' stupid, provocative thread titles that it's hard to ignore. And I'll admit, I've posted there a fair bit in the past, but I've stopped.
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I followed another veteran user's example and simply requested I be banned from the Poli Lounge.
My life improved.
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Originally Posted by Luca Rescigno
I have three words to describe why the place is dead.
POLITICAL. WAR. LOUNGE.
If that hellhole was gone (or if it was possible to make it completely invisible at your discretion) I'd visit a lot more, as would many others. Even if I try to simply "avoid it," the people who post there use such friggin' stupid, provocative thread titles that it's hard to ignore. And I'll admit, I've posted there a fair bit in the past, but I've stopped.
It's the massive amount of dumb trolling and crapping modding there that really kills it.
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Now, we have the 5 thread.
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Originally Posted by design219
Are those things edible?
Soylent orange is nemo.
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Most people here are overly critical temperamental little bitches.
Bunch of Jerks!
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