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Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 11:21 AM

"When they meet foes, instead of fragging them as in Halo 2, the disciples earn their halos by praying for them or using the "finger of God" to convert them."

Didn't the Simpsons show Rod and Todd playing several games like this?

http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,21...w=wn_tophead_1

Randman · Aug 4, 2005, 11:24 AM

[speechless] ... [/speechless]

Edit: hey, that one character saying "smell my finger" has on a tie belt like salty/s'chicken.

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 11:26 AM

-t

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 11:27 AM

I am trying to figure out what is going on in that picture. I mean why is there some anime guy in the top left? Why are there hands clapping on the top right? What is up with that ultra-shitty wall with water patters on it and an inch thick? Are those 2 characters about to hug each other? What is that blue jellyfish surrounding the one guy?

BoomStick · Aug 4, 2005, 11:39 AM

Don't they have a butt dart game out for you yet?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by BoomStick

Don't they have a butt dart game out for you yet?

Nope, can't see much market for that one though as uncreative gay clichés' don't sell. Nor do bad jokes.

i'll though I am sure someone will try to reinforce your comment with a "

"

ASIMO · Aug 4, 2005, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by BoomStick

Don't they have a butt dart game out for you yet?

Think Broomstick.

Kevin · Aug 4, 2005, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Nope, can't see much market for that one though as uncreative gay clichés' don't sell. Nor do bad jokes.

What about uncreative anti-religious cliché posts that are centered around bad jokes?

residentEvil · Aug 4, 2005, 01:38 PM

I didn't realize it was idiot hour again...

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

I didn't realize it was idiot hour again...

Set your alarm

Kevin · Aug 4, 2005, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

I didn't realize it was idiot hour again...

He makes these topics from time to time.

Let me let you in on a secret. He doesn't like Christians

residentEvil · Aug 4, 2005, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Stuff

Why do anything about it? I mean, after all Bruce is infallable and will only censor those that argue with him, or point out mistakes, or...

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

Why do anything about it? I mean, after all Bruce is infallable and will only censor those that argue with him, or point out mistakes, or...

Spelling infallible wrong is either part of the joke or hugely ironic.

Stradlater · Aug 4, 2005, 01:58 PM

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gamesnoah3d.html

Kevin · Aug 4, 2005, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

Why do anything about it? I mean, after all Bruce is infallable and will only censor those that argue with him, or point out mistakes, or...

I heard Bruce is annoyed that you guys keep talking about him.

loki74 · Aug 4, 2005, 02:02 PM

The only game in that article that sounds vaguely entertaining is "The Rebel Planet."

Seriously, go around converting people in your game? What a friggin waste of time! I mean, if you're going to go and try convert people, why not make them REAL people?

And then you can hang out with all your newly converted friends for a few rounds of Halo, seeing as how you are all mature enogh to know that you don't just run around shooting people in real life, and also that there are no sticky grenades in real life.

I mean, I'm fine with trying to have better values in games, to counter stuff like GTA. But I think that what GTA encourages is worse than any blood/violence in any game. If I had a kid, I'd rather he/she play Ninja Gaiden, in which your foes bleed excessively and it is fairly easy to decapitate them, than GTA, in which you not only attack innocents, but break the law. (You do right?)

So if you ask me, violence is perfectly fine, as long as its not just violence for the sake of being violent. You could make a game about "The Incredibles" and consider that violent. What I think is wrong is when you're enemy is innocent.

Back on topic: These guys, while they have good intentions, have NO idea WHATSOEVER what they are doing. Sure they can do the "we're not doing this for profit thing," but they need to be marketable or they will fail. Right now, they are being the exact opposite of marketable.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Stradlater

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/gamesnoah3d.html

"I distinctly remember that Noah collected two animals of every species when he built the ark. Then why the hell is level one packed with goats upon goats and nothing else? "

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

"I distinctly remember that Noah collected two animals of every species when he built the ark. Then why the hell is level one packed with goats upon goats and nothing else? "

Oh, he knew that there would be a great demand for scapegoats later on. And since you normally killed them, yeah, he needed a LOT of backup

-t

OogaBooga · Aug 4, 2005, 02:18 PM

Doom ]|[ is a better Christian game.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 02:20 PM

"In the world of Christian video games, players sport the armor of God, the best weapon is a ball of holy energy known as a "smite," and demon-possessed Roman soldiers drop to their knees in prayer when they're hit. Hmmm, sounds a bit violent to me. "

http://portlandor.about.com/od/newsa...tiangaming.htm

Shaddim · Aug 4, 2005, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

He makes these topics from time to time.

Let me let you in on a secret. He doesn't like Christians

Oh c'mon, he has a fetish for them, you KNOW that.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by MacNStein

Oh c'mon, he has a fetish for them, you KNOW that.

That is risky business saying that when I got Christian stalkers all over this board.

Kevin · Aug 4, 2005, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by MacNStein

Oh c'mon, he has a fetish for them, you KNOW that.

I still say he is just convincing himself.

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

That is risky business saying that when I got Christian stalkers all over this board.

We aren't the ones making condescending gay threads all the time now are we?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 02:37 PM

without having of read the above I can still say...proof.

Chuckit · Aug 4, 2005, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Nope, can't see much market for that one though as uncreative gay clichés' don't sell. Nor do bad jokes.

Are you sure?

Shaddim · Aug 4, 2005, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

That is risky business saying that when I got Christian stalkers all over this board.

Stalkers? It's not stalking when the majority of your threads are about God or Christianity, it's called baiting. And you are a master-at-baiting...

Kevin · Aug 4, 2005, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

without having of read the above I can still say...proof.

You can say it .. just like we can and probably will make fun of you for saying it.

Again, who here makes up the most topics about each other?

It's actually humorous.

It's like someone starting a topic making fun of Germans. Then when Germans come to make fun of him, he claims they are just stalking him!

You expect us to buy that load SWF?

I surely hope not.

And BTW stop with the silly pretend ignore list.

We all know that is all talk too.

Shaddim · Aug 4, 2005, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Are you sure?

ironknee · Aug 4, 2005, 02:49 PM

i got your finger of god here

jasonsRX7 · Aug 4, 2005, 02:49 PM

You have to use the hot coffee mod to unlock the hidden Adam and Eve mini game.

Kevin · Aug 4, 2005, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by jasonsRX7

You have to use the hot coffee mod to unlock the hidden Adam and Eve mini game.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by jasonsRX7

You have to use the hot coffee mod to unlock the hidden Adam and Eve mini game.

That's hot

suvsr4terrorists · Aug 4, 2005, 03:16 PM

Yet another example of how hilarious Christians really are. Too bad they don't find themselves so funny.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

Yet another example of how hilarious Christians really are. Too bad they don't find themselves so funny.

They are victims. Everyone "picks" on them.

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

They are victims. Everyone "picks" on them.

Yeah, they only way out is becoming gay. Then, all harassment stop.

-t

Kevin · Aug 4, 2005, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by suvsr4terrorists

Yet another example of how hilarious Christians really are. Too bad they don't find themselves so funny.

Come on Rob. You aren't a bad guy. Even someone as smart as you should know better.

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

They are victims. Everyone "picks" on them.

You say, while you make another condescending Christian thread.

You aren't too good at this are you?

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Yeah, they only way out is becoming gay. Then, all harassment stop.

-t

Bingo

ort888 · Aug 4, 2005, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by BoomStick

Don't they have a butt dart game out for you yet?

Warung · Aug 4, 2005, 03:36 PM

...In other news, WHITE KNIGHT Games has just released the preview for it's newest game

"Hang the Jiggaboo"

Instead of killing your opponents one on one in games like Doom, you get to team up with your other God fearing mates to lynch ethnic minorities or simply set crosses and other sh1t on fire.

Remember, there's no "I" in TEAM!

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 03:43 PM

Well, this might the last chance to post it: IBL !

-t

starman · Aug 4, 2005, 03:59 PM

Where do you find all this religious stuff all the time?

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by starman

Where do you find all this religious stuff all the time?

Yeah, talk about addiction...

-t

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by starman

Where do you find all this religious stuff all the time?

This one, headline on Wired. I don't search for it, others write it ALL the time, I just link to it and people make it out like I wrote the damn thing.

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

I just link to it and people make it out like I wrote the damn thing.

Seriously, why do you link that damn thing ?

-t

Chuckit · Aug 4, 2005, 04:24 PM

I thought it was amusing...

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Seriously, why do you link that damn thing ?

-t

Seriously, cuz it is interesting. Or should I run things past you first?

Another question, why do you read the thread, nobody is holding a gun to your head? Practice what you preach.

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

Another question, why do you read the thread, nobody is holding a gun to your head? Practice what you preach.

Well, at least I didn't start a thread about it

-t

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Aug 4, 2005, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by turtle777

Well, at least I didn't start a thread about it

-t

yet you can't seem to get enough.

turtle777 · Aug 4, 2005, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker

yet you can't seem to get enough.

I confess: I'm bored.

-t

GranolaBoy · Aug 4, 2005, 04:44 PM