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Contest: Tagline this product
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Night's Plutonian shore...
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"Brewed from genuine douche-water, so you know it's good!"
Whatcha got kids?
Oh, and what does the winner of the contest get? The satisfaction of knowing you made fun of people that would buy such an abomination.
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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Administrator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: San Antonio TX USA
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"Feel the Tiger Fire!"
It makes me think of a urinary infection and what beer can do to the sufferer...
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Glenn -----OTR/L, MOT, Tx
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Just googled that and found that the EUROPEAN version is brewed by the Waldhaus Brewery.
Which is a damned good brewery.
Of course, why anybody should buy Ed Hardy beer here, where Waldhaus can be had probably as easliy (and more cheaply), is a mystery.
And why this has no bearing on Ed Hardy beer in the States, which probably *is* brewed from douche-water, is another.
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Feb 2000
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It looks like the US version is brewed by Tecate. One review described it as "fizzy and tasteless, except it's actually kind of flat". Just like the people that it's marketed towards. I'm sure it will be a big hit at the jersey Shore.
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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Originally Posted by ThinkInsane
“Because the beer’s almost as good as the tiger drawing”
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: California
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Beer for Cats
For that special cat, who doesn't get into enough trouble.
Your cat will feel like a big cat in no time.
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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Originally Posted by reader50
Beer for Cats
For that special cat, who doesn't get into enough trouble.
Your cat will fell like a big cat in no time.
Fell?
That’s like … suicide beer.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: California
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Proofreading service is fast around here.
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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I liked the original better.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: May 2001
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Taste like flaming pussy.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the South
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Originally Posted by ThinkInsane
"Brewed from genuine douche-water, so you know it's good!"
Whatcha got kids?
Oh, and what does the winner of the contest get? The satisfaction of knowing you made fun of people that would buy such an abomination.
"Real Douche Water- because the only reason women need a douche is to rid dead semen."
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Administrator
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Land of the Easily Amused
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or
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Finally, a Beer for Furries
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Beer by Christian Audlgier, Graphic Design by my Nephew
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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"ED HARDY. By Christian Audigier. Two names. One beer. Just like a cat."
Any good?
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"Made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good." (blatant rip-off)
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer the one that's always next to that weird tiger beer."
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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Not that the name is completely foreign, but who the hell is Ed Hardy, other than a brand of douche bag clothing?
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
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Ed Hardy beer, designed and brewed by 10 year olds.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Rockville, MD
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Originally Posted by sek929
Ed Hardy beer, designed and brewed by 10 year olds.
...FOR 10 year olds
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Dec 1999
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"Tiger brand beer is a real treat, even tigers prefer it to real meat."
Has to be said by two guys in a half a tiger costume.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.
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Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: inside 128, north of 90
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Ed Hardy Beer Gives Tigers IBS
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.
Yup, same here.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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Originally Posted by The Final Dakar
I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.
Or a lower-tier porn star.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Or Frank and Joe's little-known younger sibling.
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Night's Plutonian shore...
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Nemo me impune lacesset
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
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"It's better than syphilis."
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
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This is like Lee Hottie, the Adult years (or whatever the **** the meme was called)
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