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Vending machine love discovered...
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Perhaps I'm an overly simple creature, but today I sank my incisors into a delight -- the Nestle's Crunch with Caramel candy bar. I bought one. Then three more. It's as if I have never experienced sugar in such a perfect way. I must. Buy. More.
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rofl
I'll probably just burn myself out on them within the week anyway.
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Originally posted by the corporation:
Perhaps I'm an overly simple creature, but today I sank my incisors into a delight -- the Nestle's Crunch with Caramel candy bar. I bought one. Then three more. It's as if I have never experienced sugar in such a perfect way. I must. Buy. More.
when you reach 400 pounds and your teeth fall out you will have discovered Vending machine hate as well
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Originally posted by Athens:
when you reach 400 pounds and your teeth fall out you will have discovered Vending machine hate as well
You haven't "made it" until the fire department has to blowtorch you out of your double-wide. I'm going for it.
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Originally posted by the corporation:
You haven't "made it" until the fire department has to blowtorch you out of your double-wide. I'm going for it.
do you realize when you get to that point sex is impossible? What would you perfer that chocolate bar or sex lol
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Originally posted by Athens:
do you realize when you get to that point sex is impossible? What would you perfer that chocolate bar or sex lol
Best thing since abstinence for disease prevention!
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Originally posted by Athens:
do you realize when you get to that point sex is impossible?
BJs are still possible. Or do you agree with W. J. Clinton that BJs are not sex?
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"I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up."
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Originally posted by Athens:
do you realize when you get to that point sex is impossible? What would you perfer that chocolate bar or sex lol
Yes. Sex with my wife covered in chocolate.
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If you love vending machines then Japan is your place. You could survive exclusively off their contents.
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Originally posted by Xeo:
If you love vending machines then Japan is your place. You could survive exclusively off their contents.
Yup, you can even get whiskey in vending machines in Japan.
Which is what drove my brother to join AA.
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"I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up."
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Okay, I'm off them now. Ughhhhh...
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I thought this thread was about vending machines having sex...
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Originally posted by Mrjinglesusa:
Yes. Sex with my wife covered in chocolate.
Hehe erotic... I wonder if I can find a girl willing to give that a try.
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Originally posted by Eriamjh:
I thought this thread was about vending machines having sex...
Sounds like a great idea for a sitcom.
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Life's simple pleasures...
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