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The Orgasmatron!
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From today's ABC News:
Doctor Discovers the 'Orgasmatron'
While Dr. Stuart Meloy was working on a new device to treat chronic pain, he was surprised to discover it could also bring pleasure to his female patients.
"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!'
The real fun begins when someone creates a bluetooth controller for those implants!
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I'm hot and bothered over this news.
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The Orgasmatron?
Sounds like a new winner for the "Who was your favorite Transformer" poll.
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She said it was difficult to part with the orgasmatron when the study ended.
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Imac Core Duo 1.83/1.5 GB/20 inch cinema, ibook G4 1 ghz
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Didn't Woody Allen come up with the term 'orgasmatron' in "Sleeper" ?
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Hmmm... That article is dated Nov. 9, 2004, but somebody emailed me almost the exactly same story over a year ago. Hmmm...
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Originally posted by GRAFF:
Didn't Woody Allen come up with the term 'orgasmatron' in "Sleeper" ?
You are correct, Sir!
Score another for the Woodman.
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To dislike Sinatra is a sign of highly questionable taste. To dislike the Beatles is a serious character flaw.
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sounds like a Bud Light Institute product to make our lives easier as men.
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Originally posted by Eug Wanker:
Hmmm... That article is dated Nov. 9, 2004, but somebody emailed me almost the exactly same story over a year ago. Hmmm...
Right indeed you are.
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Originally posted by Eug Wanker:
Hmmm... That article is dated Nov. 9, 2004, but somebody emailed me almost the exactly same story over a year ago. Hmmm...
it must be the newspaper equivalent of a chain letter...
hmm, but dr. meloy actually exists: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...MD&btnG=Search . go figure.
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ABCNEWS is a legitimate news organization, so this would be one hell of a hoax if it is indeed a hoax.
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