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Dec 11, 2008, 09:59 AM
 


Haven't yet figured out which neighbor it is but it's probably one of the medical school students. I live near the American University of the Caribbean where all the flunkies go that can't get into a med school in the States. Ironically, I wrote a large portion of the software that is used to process most medical school applications in the U.S (it's called AMCAS).

Anyone else run across a WiFi network with a peculiar name?
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 10:08 AM
 
Which one of the two strikes you as odd ?
And I thought Salty lived in Canada...

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Dec 11, 2008, 10:16 AM
 
I thought it was obvious (Big Salty Balls). My network is TRINIBOYS... started using that when I lived in Trinidad and never bothered to change it.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 10:32 AM
 
I know that a lot of people use "odd," "crude," "vulgar," or even "bizarre" network names. Sometimes it's to make their own network obviously their own, and other times it's to sort of verbally pummel would-be leeches. Who wants to "sneak in" to some network named "slimy entrails" or, for that matter, "Big Salty Balls"? I'm assuming you don't have an Italian restaurant that specializes in meatballs anywhere near you...

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Dec 11, 2008, 10:34 AM
 
Originally Posted by ghporter View Post
I know that a lot of people use "odd," "crude," "vulgar," or even "bizarre" network names. Sometimes it's to make their own network obviously their own, and other times it's to sort of verbally pummel would-be leeches. Who wants to "sneak in" to some network named "slimy entrails" or, for that matter, "Big Salty Balls"? I'm assuming you don't have an Italian restaurant that specializes in meatballs anywhere near you...
Never thought of it that way. Maybe I should name mine "Virus Laden".
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 11:45 AM
 
Or "All your <your choice of thing here> are belong to u.s" Like "all your financial info are belong to us." "All your pron are belong to us," or even "all your WoW gold are belong to us." Just make 'em think about it with the name.

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Dec 11, 2008, 12:07 PM
 
I have a feeling with the crew around here we probably have a few more entertaining ones.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:20 PM
 
I ran into a neurosurgeon who went to that school. He can't be that stupid if he became a neurosurgeon. I mean, it's brain surgery!
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:21 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar V View Post
I have a feeling with the crew around here we probably have a few more entertaining ones.
"linksys"
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:24 PM
 
The closest thing to strange are a few of my neighbors wifi names:

mine
alfaromeo
maserati
Paco

nothing funny about that.

Big Salty Balls otoh is quite funny. Are they wholesale salt distributors?
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:24 PM
 
Originally Posted by Atheist View Post
Never thought of it that way. Maybe I should name mine "Virus Laden".
One of my neighbors have named their network "Virus infested"
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:24 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
"linksys"
I'd expect no less from an engineer.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:25 PM
 
"I can haz internetz"

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Dec 11, 2008, 12:38 PM
 
Mine is named Pork.
"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:40 PM
 
What's the R2D2-ish icon on the left?
"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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Dec 11, 2008, 12:57 PM
 
My network is called "BUTT LOVE".

No seriously, it really is.

My sig is 1 pixel too big.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 01:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by RAILhead View Post
What's the R2D2-ish icon on the left?
Shimo VPN client.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 01:20 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar V View Post
I'd expect no less from an engineer.
Actually that's my neighbor's network. My roommates own the wireless router, so it's their last name.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 01:23 PM
 
Originally Posted by ort888 View Post
My network is called "BUTT LOVE"
Gives a whole new meaning to "IP Tunneling"
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 01:24 PM
 
That was a well set trap.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 01:31 PM
 
From now on, I'm referring to it as being Ackbar'd
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 02:32 PM
 
Originally Posted by Atheist View Post
Gives a whole new meaning to "IP Tunneling"
Or "hot spot."

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Dec 11, 2008, 03:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by ort888 View Post
My network is called "BUTT LOVE".
Originally Posted by Atheist View Post
Gives a whole new meaning to "IP Tunneling"
Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey View Post
Or "hot spot."
I also would've accepted "poop chute".
( Last edited by osiris; Dec 11, 2008 at 03:43 PM. )
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Dec 11, 2008, 03:07 PM
 
I wanted something dirty, but not too dirty. Most of my neighbors are elderly, so I doubt many people can see it. On a good day I can pick up 3 other networks, all with generic "Linksys" type of names.

My sig is 1 pixel too big.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 03:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by Atheist View Post
Anyone else run across a WiFi network with a peculiar name?
bukakke

I made the mistake of Googling the word.

P.S. Mine used to be a hidden SSID, but stupidly, Airport Express fails to detect it properly unless it's not hidden.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 04:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jens Peter View Post
One of my neighbors have named their network "Virus infested"
Mine's "Virus Test 2".
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 04:22 PM
 
Originally Posted by ort888 View Post
I wanted something dirty, but not too dirty. Most of my neighbors are elderly, so I doubt many people can see it. On a good day I can pick up 3 other networks, all with generic "Linksys" type of names.
I think it would have been funnier with a question mark.

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Dec 11, 2008, 04:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
"linksys"
I had to distinguish ours from the locked and unlocked hoard by naming it "MyEffingLinksys".
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 05:01 PM
 
I was helping my sister setup her wireless network a few months back. One of her neighbors had "No C0ck Blocking McLovin" as their network name. I got a good laugh out of that.

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Dec 11, 2008, 05:27 PM
 
mine is named "Free Internets"

its password protected. I know it gets seen, I'm in range of about 12 networks.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 05:28 PM
 
I usually use a vulgar name for my wireless network. earlier this semester it was "yoni bridge". now, it's "chubby"
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 05:43 PM
 
At the moment, mine (“Snowman's Diary”—no idea why I called it that) is actually the most interesting that pops up on my list.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 05:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín View Post
At the moment, mine (“Snowman's Diary”—no idea why I called it that) is actually the most interesting that pops up on my list.
Thinking about your coke dealer, perhaps?
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 06:41 PM
 
i have mine as Chisel and my best mate has his as Chiselhouse, innocent enough for the onlooker, however if u feel brave enough feel free to add a .com to the end of it and google it, or if your feeling even braver and no one else is in the room and your not on a work computer ect, swap the word 'google' for 'type it into your address bar'

im not taking personal responsibility for what happens next

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Dec 11, 2008, 06:57 PM
 
To the OP: I think they meant Chocolate Salty Balls. It’s a South Park reference.

Right now I see a network called OrgyTown, and another called WaterBear (i.e., Tardigrade).
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 07:15 PM
 
My wireless network at home is named "Eggbeater." My brother's is "Matilda" (one of his cats' names). From my parents' house (Theirs is "moustaki" which is Greek for Mustache) one can frequently find 2 or 3 linksyses, 2WIRE7 (xWIREx is usually cable company routers), and EthanNet.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 07:29 PM
 
Can't see any networks where I am. The nearest house is about 200 yds. away.

My is named "Malachi".
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 07:32 PM
 
Gitmo Starbucks is one of mine
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 07:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by crazyreaper View Post
i have mine as Chisel and my best mate has his as Chiselhouse, innocent enough for the onlooker, however if u feel brave enough feel free to add a .com to the end of it and google it, or if your feeling even braver and no one else is in the room and your not on a work computer ect, swap the word 'google' for 'type it into your address bar'

im not taking personal responsibility for what happens next

Matt
I feel like that's too obscure to be funny, unless that site is a lot more popular over there than it is here. Also, nice sig.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 07:54 PM
 
The other networks in my range are "Hardball" and "murph."

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Dec 11, 2008, 08:06 PM
 
Originally Posted by crazyreaper View Post
i have mine as Chisel and my best mate has his as Chiselhouse, innocent enough for the onlooker, however if u feel brave enough feel free to add a .com to the end of it and google it, or if your feeling even braver and no one else is in the room and your not on a work computer ect, swap the word 'google' for 'type it into your address bar'

im not taking personal responsibility for what happens next

Matt
I saw nothing questionable at chisel.com.
I kid. Let's see who else can go to the site and find hot gay porn.
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Dec 11, 2008, 08:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy View Post
I saw nothing questionable at chisel.com.
I kid. Let's see who else can go to the site and find hot gay porn.
I looked up chiselhouse.com and got a “Server not found” error.

chisel.com seems far more interesting.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 08:09 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín View Post
I looked up chiselhouse.com and got a “Server not found” error.

chisel.com seems far more interesting.
HA! HA!
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Dec 11, 2008, 08:15 PM
 
Originally Posted by Oisín View Post
I looked up chiselhouse.com and got a “Server not found” error.

chisel.com seems far more interesting.
Let me guess - "Executive Bears."
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 08:54 PM
 
Mine is Initech.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 09:14 PM
 
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where all the flunkies go that can't get into a med school in the States.
I thought that was in in Grenada? You know the the only war the U.S. has ever won.

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Dec 11, 2008, 09:48 PM
 
You know, "Server Not Found" is a good network name, too.

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Dec 11, 2008, 09:55 PM
 
That reminds me of the prank where people would page "Low Battery" to alpha-numeric pagers.
     
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Dec 11, 2008, 10:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by Laminar View Post
nice sig.
yer i got warned yesterday but havent had time to change it since, working on uni work which go's towards my degree, about to embark on an all nighter, current time 2:13 am
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