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knifecarrier · Sep 16, 2001, 02:06 AM

K, cipher messaged that to me. Does that look like a smiley version of the female genetalia to you? I mean, yeah, most of the time people use this:

(|) or something like that, but.... I have no idea what he meant. What's your take on it?

- Ca$h

The Dude · Sep 16, 2001, 02:26 AM

I have always used ( )#( ) for the female genitals.

But that one also looks like it.

Yes, I am going to hell.

chris_h · Sep 16, 2001, 02:28 AM

oh dear..

haha.
must. resist. urge. to respond...

MikeM32 · Sep 16, 2001, 03:18 AM

This is also a good one ( \|/ )

Mike<--also burning in hell.....wait I don't believe in hell

cheerios · Sep 16, 2001, 03:23 AM

(*)(*) or (.)(.) depending on your perspective...

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tooki · Sep 16, 2001, 03:29 AM

Ca$h, I thought you graduated high school.... I figure you'd want to leave such juvenile silliness behind... I think that genitalia (anyone's) are, well, such a pedestrian topic, since everyone's seen them at some point (at the least in sex ed)!

tooki

Ca$hs Unemployed Mother · Sep 16, 2001, 03:34 AM

That symbol is the closest thing Ca$h has seen to a real "female genetalia".

IceEnclosure · Sep 16, 2001, 03:50 AM

whoa... i think i just realized that 'ca$hs unemployed mother isn't ca$h.. just thought it was another of his retarded names.

o well, learn somethin' new everyday

CaseCom · Sep 16, 2001, 04:23 AM

Originally posted by Ca$hs Unemployed Mother:
That symbol is the closest thing Ca$h has seen to a real "female genetalia".

I take it he was a Caesarean then?

MikeM32 · Sep 16, 2001, 04:55 AM

Cheerios said:

(*)(*) or (.)(.) depending on your perspective...

I think Ca$h was referring to female Genitalia, not Breasts. I don't consider a womans breasts "Genitalia". But as for breasts I would express them in this manner ( . )( . )

But as for the "***** cat"

(yeah you know what mean)

here's another good one.......

(())

Mike

MikeM32 · Sep 16, 2001, 04:58 AM

You know it's pretty sad when an alternative word for describing a feline immediately and automatically gets censored with asterisks

Mike

AlbertWu · Sep 16, 2001, 05:34 AM

cheerios said:
(*)(*) and (.)(.)

don't forget these! (�)(�)

-Albert Wu <- hell does not exist, therefore i refuse to go

juanvaldes · Sep 16, 2001, 05:38 AM

Originally posted by AlbertWu:


don't forget these! (?)(?)

-Albert Wu <- hell does not exist, therefore i refuse to go

This is Cheerios, I was on Juan's comp, and forgot to sign out and back in...

Mike, I know, but the post above mine had boobs, so I had to contribute.

Alb, HOW DID YOU MAKE THOSE DAMN DOTS!?!?! I asked you, but you were ignoring me!!

edit: looked again, and realized that this : (\|/) was not cleavage as I thought... boy is my face red... :o

edit 2: when you put a colon and a parenthesis together, it makes a frown, even when you don't want it to...

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Cipher13 · Sep 16, 2001, 05:46 AM

Cheerios - option-8.

�

As for \|/ ... well... nah, this is way too amusing

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rjenkinson · Sep 16, 2001, 05:49 AM

"which piece of punctuation looks most like a woman's genitals?!??!"

surely a new low.

-r.

knifecarrier · Sep 16, 2001, 01:31 PM

HEhehe. I new this thread was going to be funny. Hehe

- Ca$h

anarkisst · Sep 16, 2001, 02:14 PM

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knifecarrier · Sep 16, 2001, 02:40 PM

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Justin Belisle · Sep 16, 2001, 03:14 PM

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Patrick · Sep 16, 2001, 03:15 PM

Hmm... I think that's one of few body parts that's hard to see on one line of text. Best to break out the ASCII art - if the one Ca$h typed were 2 lines high, I would've recognized it. As far as I know, most fonts can't accurately display a camel toe, anyway.

But north of the border is much easier to type: ( . Y . )

As for the backside, it's just as easy. I'll leave that to your imaginations

Patrick (who spends way too much time playing online video games with a bunch of teenagers - no offense to anyone here)

knifecarrier · Sep 16, 2001, 04:43 PM

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Workers Comp Wampa · Sep 16, 2001, 05:27 PM

Ca$h quote was here.
offensive words removed by Demonhood

Hmm, I think I read the wrong agreement before becoming a member. My thought was we were not allowed to say things like this without being banned.

I am glad to see this has been lifted and MacNN has no standards.

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cheerios · Sep 16, 2001, 05:58 PM

Ca$h, relax, he's being a dick, but you're being a dick back, and it's making things worse. Ignore him.

BTW, thanks Cipher... too bad that's Mac only... damn it, there's no option key on this frickin' keyboard!!

Soon, though... soon...

itomato · Sep 16, 2001, 06:23 PM

( (o) Y (o) ) makes good b00bies.

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hmm.. \|/ I guess so. If it's got a little more w/ it...

( )#( ) I just don't get.. What is that?

Is this post unbecoming of a moderator? Juvenile? yes. But dammit, I for one am sick of all the friggin gloom in the lounge!!

<edit>li'l tweak</edit>

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Workers Comp Wampa · Sep 16, 2001, 06:38 PM

have any of you guys actually seen REAL boobies?

cheerios · Sep 16, 2001, 07:03 PM

...considering I own a pair, myself, I'd say I've seen some before...

juanvaldes · Sep 16, 2001, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Workers Comp Wampa:
have any of you guys actually seen REAL boobies?

What do you think?

PeteL999 · Sep 16, 2001, 08:19 PM

/\
\/ a diamond upside down is a ***** (hint female *region*)

knifecarrier · Sep 16, 2001, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by cheerios:
...considering I own a pair, myself, I'd say I've seen some before...

I wish I owned a pair. Heh.

Anyway, outta curiousity, do you have a scanner?

- Ca$h

MacAgent · Sep 16, 2001, 08:59 PM

lol

juanvaldes · Sep 16, 2001, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by knifecarrier:


I wish I owned a pair. Heh.

Anyway, outta curiousity, do you have a scanner?

- Ca$h

nope: no scanner, no digital camera, no video camera, nothing nadda zilch.

cheerios · Sep 16, 2001, 09:12 PM

...there's a scanner in the library...

........why???.... ::looks naieve::

Demonhood · Sep 16, 2001, 11:26 PM

i've edited quite a few posts above.
as you can tell by my nifty red text.

insulting each other's mothers and such is not acceptable.
this thread is a hair's breath (although i've never understood this saying

) from being closed.

so, as long as it remains in the juvenile and amusing category and not abusive, it can stay.

guerro · Sep 16, 2001, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by cheerios:
...considering I own a pair, myself, I'd say I've seen some before...

Yes, but has anyone seen yours ? A guy that is. (gurls dont count)

knifecarrier · Sep 16, 2001, 11:51 PM

Hey Demonhood, if that were TRULY the case, one would think that whoever is using the handle "Ca$h's unemployed mother" with the sig of that poor retarded lady would have been banned.

But you admins couldn't be BIASED or anything, no no, that definitely couldn't happen.

Anyway, Cheerios: Well, I had a proposition for you, see, there's this place called www.scanmytits.com, and basically chicks scan em in, and every month they vote on the best pair, and who's ever rack gets the most votes wins prizes and stuff.

And since we have a big community here at MacNN, we could all vote for you. But, no scanner.

- Ca$h

cheerios · Sep 16, 2001, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by guerro:


Yes, but has anyone seen yours ? A guy that is. (gurls dont count)

personal aren't y'all? and why dont' girls count?? I'm not allowed to have a girl on the side??

(don't tell Juan!!)

As for your question... yup, and that's all the detail you gossips get!

cheerios · Sep 16, 2001, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by knifecarrier:
Anyway, Cheerios: Well, I had a proposition for you, see, there's this place called www.scanmytits.com, and basically chicks scan em in, and every month they vote on the best pair, and who's ever rack gets the most votes wins prizes and stuff.

And since we have a big community here at MacNN, we could all vote for you. But, no scanner.

- Ca$h

Thanks for the complement, I think... but no, I'm not a big picture person in general.. if I change my mind, I'll let y'all know, so you can vote my boobs best!!

edit: Ca$h, your link's broken!!

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chris_h · Sep 16, 2001, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by itomato:
( )#( ) I just don't get.. What is that?

The only thing I can think of is that would be like, if you were looking up someone's skirt...

edit: in other words, the ()s would be the legs, and the # would be well use your imagination.

-ch

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chris_h · Sep 17, 2001, 12:10 AM

I've always liked the term 'vertical smile' which sounds better than the clincal term 'genitals' to me.

Originally posted by Workers Comp Wampa:
have any of you guys actually seen REAL boobies?

Yes, and they were spectacular.

-ch

knifecarrier · Sep 17, 2001, 12:43 AM

Q: What's better than a rose on a piano?

A: Tulips on an organ!

>dadum TSH!<

Thankya thankya, thankya very much.

- Ca$h

Scrod · Sep 17, 2001, 02:28 AM

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knifecarrier · Sep 17, 2001, 02:33 AM

DAMN DUDE! I'm switching over to ENGLISH major. hehehe. Best thing I've seen outta letters.

- Ca$h

chris_h · Sep 17, 2001, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by Scrod:
No, I think this is what you want:

Yes.... Yes it is.

-ch

cheerios · Sep 17, 2001, 02:38 AM

That, is FUKKIN' awesome!!

That makes this whole thread worthwhile, Juan says.. (I'm sitting on him at the moment)

juanvaldes · Sep 17, 2001, 02:50 AM

That **** is sick! Got a link to where there would be more?

Scrod · Sep 17, 2001, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by juanvaldes:
That **** is sick! Got a link to where there would be more?

Heh.
http://www.asciipr0n.com/

- - e r i k - - · Sep 17, 2001, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by Scrod:
<snip ascii lady>

Ah, the infamous Meriday by Mike Jittlov, the wizard of speed and time...

Look for the subliminal wiz! ear-ring

christ · Sep 17, 2001, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by Demonhood:
... this thread is a hair's breath (although i've never understood this saying

) ...

[/anal retentiveness]
It's 'a hair's breadth'. Breadth is another word for width, and therefore it means the width of a hair, which is supposed to be a short distance.
[/anal retentiveness]

maxelson · Sep 17, 2001, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by Demonhood:


insulting each other's mothers and such is not acceptable.
this thread is a hair's breath (although i've never understood this saying

) from being closed.

That would be "hair's breadth", as in the measure from side to side... and I cannot believe I actually logged into this thread... although, lovely and creative usage of the keyboard in the above image, I'll admit...

ooop. Looks like christ beat me to the punch. The red pen is mightier than... whatever...

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