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Kerrigan · Jul 23, 2006, 03:04 PM

These photos say it all:

Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back.

He told us: "I don't even like George Michael."

macfantn · Jul 23, 2006, 03:05 PM

wake me up before you go go!

Peter · Jul 23, 2006, 04:17 PM

Uhhh... o_O

Kerrigan · Jul 23, 2006, 04:23 PM

BTW here is the full article.

Cody Dawg · Jul 23, 2006, 04:26 PM

George is a loser. That's all I can say.

Did you see the part where the old guy that he tried to hook up with described him "as a little brown?"

CMYKid · Jul 23, 2006, 04:32 PM

like him or not, the man IS a Hasselhoffian icon over there...and his "fans" know he's a flamer so i REALLY cant believe that he has a hard time finding fresh penii to play with.

SO, seriously....dogging in the parks? Isnt that why people pay rent?

Dennis002 · Jul 23, 2006, 04:45 PM

Is this the trashcan forum?

Jawbone54 · Jul 23, 2006, 05:56 PM

Cheap thrills for an expensive man. Kind of weird, if you ask me.

goMac · Jul 23, 2006, 05:57 PM

Alright... who else thought this was an Arrested Development thread?

PB2K · Jul 23, 2006, 06:07 PM

parking lots are strange places. men go there for cheap sex, i am not surprised gay celebrities like George Michael make appearances there. Maybe he likes the 'excitement' of having sex with a deadbeat, who knows. who wants to know.

whatever.

gary glitter fell lower

Doofy · Jul 23, 2006, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by CMYKid

like him or not, the man IS a Hasselhoffian icon over there...

No he's not. Don't demean the Hoff.

Originally Posted by CMYKid

SO, seriously....dogging in the parks? Isnt that why people pay rent?

It's a popular pastime. When deciding what to do for an evening, the average Briton thinks:

Pub? TV? Pub? Dogging? TV? Pub? NN? Pub? Dogging? Dammit, I wish we had a zoo.

And gah to the silver Tranny van. Do you have any idea how persistent you have to be to get a Tranny in anything other than white? That dude must really have been pegging out for a silver one. Tasteless.

voodoo · Jul 23, 2006, 06:23 PM

George Michael's sex life interest me as much as George Bush's sex life.

Not at all.

V

Jawbone54 · Jul 23, 2006, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by voodoo

George Michael's sex life interest me as much as George Bush's sex life.

Not at all.

V

Omission of W. from above statement implies that we're discussing Sr's sex life, which, of course, entails Barbara.

In short...I echo your sentiment.

voodoo · Jul 23, 2006, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Jawbone54

Omission of W. from above statement implies that we're discussing Sr's sex life, which, of course, entails Barbara.

In short...I echo your sentiment.

Well, either one really

V

Kerrigan · Jul 23, 2006, 07:15 PM

This is all so weird. Especially the part where that old guy said that his own body had a secret deformity, and that George Michael liked it, whatever "it" was.

uggghhh haha

Jawbone54 · Jul 23, 2006, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

This is all so weird. Especially the part where that old guy said that his own body had a secret deformity, and that George Michael liked it, whatever "it" was.

uggghhh haha

Raise your hand if you're curious, everyone.

Ozmodiar · Jul 23, 2006, 07:35 PM

The plural of penis is penises. Anyone who believes otherwise is probably retarded.

Ulrich Kinbote · Jul 24, 2006, 03:13 AM

It's fake.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 24, 2006, 05:12 AM

I think George Michael is incredibly talented. I feel badly for him. "Kissing a Fool" is a great song! And I saw him do an MTV "Unplugged" once and was very impressed by his voice and singing style.

He's suffered some misfortune in his life and I wish him well.

kaze0 · Jul 24, 2006, 05:51 AM

My oh my, how the Bluths have fallen. I blame FOX.

Kevin · Jul 24, 2006, 06:34 AM

Carl Rove set him up as well.

George needs better taste in men.

Landos Mustache · Jul 24, 2006, 11:06 AM

I remember when George came out. It was the lest dramatic outing since Superchicken.

More like... "you're the last to know buddy".

Heck when I was a young kid I knew he was gay before I even knew what gay was.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 24, 2006, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Landos Mustache

I remember when George came out. It was the lest dramatic outing since Superchicken.

More like... "you're the last to know buddy".

Heck when I was a young kid I knew he was gay before I even knew what gay was.

What, did you hear some, "Careless Whispers?"

Landos Mustache · Jul 24, 2006, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

What, did you hear some, "Careless Whispers?"

Na I just looked at pictures of him and realized he looked to pretty and not like your average guy at the time.

Jawbone54 · Jul 24, 2006, 01:00 PM

Wasn't George "pushed out," though?

Kerrigan · Jul 24, 2006, 01:30 PM

Update:

There are new fears for George Michael after he was discovered having an illicit encounter with a stranger in a London park.

The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath.

...

Looking visibly distressed (George's boyfriend) said: "George is not going to say anything today. He has already said what he wants. This is behind us. That is everything we are going to say on the subject. We are getting on with the rest of our lives."

Landos Mustache · Jul 24, 2006, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Looking visibly distressed (George's boyfriend) said: "George is not going to say anything today. He has already said what he wants. This is behind us. That is everything we are going to say on the subject. We are getting on with the rest of our lives."

His boyfriend is an even bigger loser then. Obviously just likes the spotlight and the money.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 24, 2006, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Landos Mustache

His boyfriend is an even bigger loser then. Obviously just likes the spotlight and the money.

Gay guys get more casual/anonymous sex on average, I'd guess, than straight single guys. There are clubs where that is what goes on in the men's rooms. Where women may not understand a guy's polygamous libido, guys know that guys are just horny and like variety.

Applying a hetero mindset on homo dynamics doesn't work.

I don't know the particulars of their situation but if GM's b/f takes a less hurt and indignant position on this than a woman might when she discovers her guy has been unfaithful I don't know that he's NECESSARILY a gold digging loser.

Also, if you really love someone can't you forgive them and try to make things work despite a transgression? Isn't that the Christian message?

Forgiveness?

Kerrigan · Jul 24, 2006, 05:56 PM

I imagine that this hookup isn't a huge deal, since George hooked up with a horrible old guy. I bet if he'd cheated with someone hot, then the relationship would hit the rocks.

OldManMac · Jul 24, 2006, 06:04 PM

This "news" changes your life how?

aberdeenwriter · Jul 24, 2006, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by KarlG

This "news" changes your life how?

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...84#post2927984

I agree that topics such as these do not affect our lives much. That is one of the reasons we like them. They 'FLAVOR' our perceptions of life. If they affected our lives we'd find much more emotion in these posts.

Kevin · Jul 25, 2006, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.p...84#post2927984

I agree that topics such as these do not affect our lives much. That is one of the reasons we like them. They 'FLAVOR' our perceptions of life. If they affected our lives we'd find much more emotion in these posts.

And it really doesn't matter if said news changes your life.

This is a frikkin web forum.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 25, 2006, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

And it really doesn't matter if said news changes your life.

This is a frikkin web forum.

You have a wonderful way of cutting through the BS to show us the 'meat of the matter.'

So to speak.

Landos Mustache · Jul 25, 2006, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Gay guys get more casual/anonymous sex on average, I'd guess, than straight single guys. There are clubs where that is what goes on in the men's rooms. Where women may not understand a guy's polygamous libido, guys know that guys are just horny and like variety.

Well no kidding but if my boyfriend went and slept with some fat, old, nasty, disease ridden hooker I wouldn't be all about understanding and forgiveness.

Ulrich Kinbote · Jul 25, 2006, 10:31 AM

Can anyone offer a plausible theory as to why -- WHY -- GM would be into this kind of thing? What is the psychosexual explanation for this kind of behaviour? Is giving himself to old fat gay losers some weird kind of masochism? Does he say to himself "Me, George Michael, giving myself to this digusting hobo!" and get some kind of kick out of it?

Doofy · Jul 25, 2006, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Ulrich Kinbote

Can anyone offer a plausible theory as to why -- WHY -- GM would be into this kind of thing?

Has he got a new album due out any time soon?

Landos Mustache · Jul 25, 2006, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Ulrich Kinbote

Can anyone offer a plausible theory as to why -- WHY -- GM would be into this kind of thing? What is the psychosexual explanation for this kind of behaviour? Is giving himself to old fat gay losers some weird kind of masochism? Does he say to himself "Me, George Michael, giving myself to this digusting hobo!" and get some kind of kick out of it?

He was really ****ing horny and desperate.

Kevin · Jul 25, 2006, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Ulrich Kinbote

Can anyone offer a plausible theory as to why -- WHY -- GM would be into this kind of thing? What is the psychosexual explanation for this kind of behaviour? Is giving himself to old fat gay losers some weird kind of masochism? Does he say to himself "Me, George Michael, giving myself to this digusting hobo!" and get some kind of kick out of it?

Because sexual deviancy turns him on?

aberdeenwriter · Jul 25, 2006, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Landos Mustache

Well no kidding but if my boyfriend went and slept with some fat, old, nasty, disease ridden hooker I wouldn't be all about understanding and forgiveness.

Well, of course not! You aren't a big loser who just likes the spotlight and your b/f's money.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 25, 2006, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Ulrich Kinbote

Can anyone offer a plausible theory as to why -- WHY -- GM would be into this kind of thing? What is the psychosexual explanation for this kind of behaviour? Is giving himself to old fat gay losers some weird kind of masochism? Does he say to himself "Me, George Michael, giving myself to this digusting hobo!" and get some kind of kick out of it?

Maybe it's in the same family as B&D/S&M?

Ulrich Kinbote · Jul 25, 2006, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Maybe it's in the same family as B&D/S&M?

I definitely think it's one for the psychologists.

But here's my theory.

Narcissistic masochism: The discrepancy between himself and this man, so below him, throws his superiority into sharp relief.

Christ associated himself with tax-collectors, prostitutes and lepers. GM is the same except he meets bums in the park and has gay sex with them, and it makes him feel like a god.

aberdeenwriter · Jul 26, 2006, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by Ulrich Kinbote

I definitely think it's one for the psychologists.

But here's my theory.

Narcissistic masochism: The discrepancy between himself and this man, so below him, throws his superiority into sharp relief.

Christ associated himself with tax-collectors, prostitutes and lepers. GM is the same except he meets bums in the park and has gay sex with them, and it makes him feel like a god.

Kerrigan · Jul 26, 2006, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Landos Mustache

His boyfriend is an even bigger loser then. Obviously just likes the spotlight and the money.

George buys betrayed lover £1m gift - and wedding is back on

Landos Mustache · Jul 26, 2006, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

George buys betrayed lover £1m gift - and wedding is back on

Told ya.

qnxde · Jul 26, 2006, 03:17 PM

I don't know why he just doesn't say he wants an open relationship - I mean if it's okay for Angelina jolie why not him?

meanwhile it's hardly news about GM's cottaging fetish...i just hope it was very very dark wherever he happened to be doing that balding old guy

Ulrich Kinbote · Jul 26, 2006, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by qnxde

I don't know why he just doesn't say he wants an open relationship - I mean if it's okay for Angelina jolie why not him?

meanwhile i hope it was very very dark wherever he happened to be doing that balding old guy...

Angelina and Brad have an open relationship?

qnxde · Jul 26, 2006, 03:27 PM

Well she wants one apparently. http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bi...ive=1&num=3951

It was on a few magazines last week as well

Ulrich Kinbote · Jul 26, 2006, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by qnxde

Well she wants one apparently. http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bi...ive=1&num=3951

It was on a few magazines last week as well

What's the point in getting married at all?

Doofy · Jul 26, 2006, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by qnxde

http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bi...ive=1&num=3951

That's pretty much how to get every female on the planet to hate you... Get Brad Pitt all to yourself then have flings with all and sundry. Career suicide.

CMYKid · Jul 26, 2006, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by Ozmodiar

The plural of penis is penises. Anyone who believes otherwise is probably retarded.

nah, they just have a better grasp of grammatical and literary license. Penises is just so much less interesting to read.

and Doofy...did you catch that the guy was a delivery van driver? so, barring self-employment, mebbe the silvers a fleet thing...i think that makes it worse tho.

I'm also overly aware of the whole popularity of the dogging phenow, I was just actually serious about the observation that when somebody is repeatedly and inexorably drawn to repeated outburts of high-risk behavior then there are some definite mental implications, I think somebody a few posts back touched on that. Er, so to speak.

Then again, as bad as his last two albums bombed I think any pub is good pub for the boy.