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RAILhead · Oct 13, 2006, 10:08 AM

How can you not love that?

Only idiots let any pet run around. Dog owners are usually totally inconsiderate, too, because they usually let them bark throughout the day, crap in people's yards, run up to people, etc. No one that lives around me has a clue I have a cat because he doesn't bother anyone.

And yes, the dog issues are on the owner's shoulders, not the dogs — but that doesn't matter to me.

CatLady · Oct 13, 2006, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Doofy: So you can take your cats to the park and let them loose out in the wide open and they will come back to you after running around for a while?

Anyway, what's wrong with having a small dog?

Like this one (he's on a chair I got for him so that he can look out the back to the gardens):

This is the most disgusting, vile, ugly creature I have ever seen. Don't let him near my kitty kitties.

RAILhead · Oct 13, 2006, 10:09 AM

Yeah Cody, that's a frakking ugly dog.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

What brand of cat randomly comes up and bites people? I've never seen one.

House Puma.

xi_hyperon · Oct 13, 2006, 10:09 AM

If you don't like cats, don't get one. Cats can make a smell, and so can dogs. Newsflash: People can stink too. OH NOES!

A pretty pointless thread, along the lines of PC vs. Mac, car brand vs. another car brand, etc. People get what they like, and silly points such as no seeing eye cats is not going to change it. There are no guard frogs, or hunting hamsters for that matter, yet I like and own some of these animals just the same.

Kevin · Oct 13, 2006, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by CatLady

You're a silly person will silly opinions. All 50 of my precious little kitty kitties smell fine. If someone walks into my home(not often) they smell the smell of love. Doggies on the other are bad, baaaaaad. They bite my kitty kitties and sometimes eat them. We know how to deal with bad doggies.

I hope this is a joke account.

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 10:11 AM

Oh, the dog can't help it if he's ugly!

Here's a picture of his eyes - see the soul in his eyes? He's happy to be alive even!

Anyway, if you think he's ugly now you should have seen him before he was rescued. Matted black fur, skinny, heartworms and tapeworms, and in sad shape. He looks good now compared to then! He's only 10 pounds and 10 inches tall and a lot better looking in person.

Kevin, my neighbor - a police chief - was just over at our house to drop some HOA paperwork off and he was talking about a house where he went to recently and the lady had about 50 cats and was a cat horder. He said that the majority of animal horders are usually are hording cats.

CatLady · Oct 13, 2006, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

CatLady?

I don't wear purple. Would you like to see one of my kitties?

osiris · Oct 13, 2006, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

You come over here and say that to my armpit.

Thank you for the invite, but I'll take your word on that.

xi_hyperon · Oct 13, 2006, 10:14 AM

^ ^ My guess this is either besson or perhaps rickey.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by CatLady

Would you like to see one of my kitties?

I'm a sucker. Show me.

CatLady · Oct 13, 2006, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

I'm a sucker. Show me.

You have to come to my house to see my kitty kitties. Are you a nice young man?

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:18 AM

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 10:18 AM

For sure a dummy account.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by xi_hyperon

^ ^ My guess this is either besson or perhaps rickey.

DOn't know rickey well enough, but I could totally see it being besson. Good call.

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 10:21 AM

No, it's besson3c and don't you forget that.

CatLady · Oct 13, 2006, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

MEEEOOOWWW.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

No, it's besson3c and don't you forget that.

Hehehe, he has you trained like a dog about that.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by CatLady

MEEEOOOWWW.

Somebody get me a spray bottle.

volcano · 10:33 AM

I think a few of you have sad little lives when you sit around and actually put a lot of thought into "smelly cats vs. smelly dogs"

But, that's okay.

This place is going downhill fast. It's DogNN and CatNN around here for the most part. A bunch of losers sitting around getting off by posting sicko pictures of satanic looking dogs and contemplating sexual proclivities in front of their computers with cats while discussing it with other supposedly adult males.

Have at it! What rich lives you lead!

.... Wait! I seem to remember reading this somewhere else... look familiar, Cody?

You're such a hypocrite, Cody. Get over yourself.

Doofy · Oct 13, 2006, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by volcano

This place is going downhill fast.

That's noob talk if ever I heard it. What do you mean, going downhill?

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

That's noob talk if ever I heard it. What do you mean, going downhill?

It's like The Core, only watchable.

volcano · Oct 13, 2006, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

That's noob talk if ever I heard it. What do you mean, going downhill?

Haha. You'd better let Cody know: she's the one who stated that originally.

CatLady · Oct 13, 2006, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by volcano

I think a few of you have sad little lives when you sit around and actually put a lot of thought into "smelly cats vs. smelly dogs"

But, that's okay.

This place is going downhill fast. It's DogNN and CatNN around here for the most part. A bunch of losers sitting around getting off by posting sicko pictures of satanic looking dogs and contemplating sexual proclivities in front of their computers with cats while discussing it with other supposedly adult males.

Have at it! What rich lives you lead!

.... Wait! I seem to remember reading this somewhere else... look familiar, Cody?

You're such a hypocrite, Cody. Get over yourself.

You sound like a nice young man. Would you like to meet my kitties?

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 10:42 AM

Yes, he sure would.

He's probably "teabag" them.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Yes, he sure would.

He's probably "teabag" them.

HAHAHAHA

Oh god, I could just picture it. He descends upon the kitten and it starts batting on it like a mouse on a string.

Kevin · Oct 13, 2006, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by volcano

.... Wait! I seem to remember reading this somewhere else... look familiar, Cody?

You're such a hypocrite, Cody. Get over yourself.

esXXI · Oct 13, 2006, 10:47 AM

Cody threads:

Cody: I've think [stuff], because of personal experience. Therefore [stuff] is/are fact.
Some people: I disagree! [Stuff]
Cody: You're wrong.
Some people: No you.

Ad infinitum.

(Or more succinctly: In before page 30)

starman · Oct 13, 2006, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

By your own definition, that's an ad hominem!

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 10:49 AM

I love that picture.

residentEvil · Oct 13, 2006, 11:14 AM

Hay!

I liked the movie "The Core".

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

LinkEveryone who owns one is infected with a parasite

Retard.

I have had on average 3 cats at a time for 25 years and I kiss them constantly and they sleep on my pillow or bed. I got tested for that parasite 1 month ago and it came up clean. My mothers and sisters also came up clean.

Dogs smell. Dog owners get used to it but damn they REALLY do smell. When a dog is outside all it does it run from post to post sticking in's nose in another dogs piss and tried to overwrite it with its own piss. When it isn't doing that it is sticking its nose and tongue in another dogs genitals and then it runs to the owner for some nice kisses on your face. And god help you if a dog finds something dead and really smelly as you are guaranteed to have it roll in it.

If that wasn't enough when the dog comes in from outside with its filthy muddy paws and romps all over the carpet and furniture. If you don't clean a dog it will never clean itself.

So don't be knocking cats.

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by residentEvil

Hay!

I liked the movie "The Core".

I laughed through the trailer.

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 11:18 AM

I liked the movie Catwoman with Halle Berry.

Just don't want a cat - and read that she doesn't like cats either and has dogs.

Dark Helmutt: Did you read the link? Thought not. If you have a cat there's a pretty good chance you have parasites. In your case, they're probably in your brain.

Some scientists suspect Toxoplasma may influence the human brain. Several studies suggest a correlation between Toxoplasma and schizophrenia, but the claims for a connection are not widely accepted.

Dr. Robert H. Yolken, the director of the Stanley Laboratory at Johns Hopkins University, and his colleagues reviewed military medical records. They found that soldiers who developed schizophrenia were twice as likely as other soldiers to show signs of Toxoplasma infection in blood samples.

Toxoplasma's dangers, both proven and potential, are cause for concern, experts say. "It's a substantial public health risk," Dr. Sibley said.

Maybe that's what's wrong with you?

Your comment "I got tested for parasites" made me laugh. Why? You just decided to go get tested for "parasites?"

Guess your behavior in life warrants that? Your teabagging habit - maybe with cats?

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Dark Helmutt: Did you read the link? Thought not. If you have a cat there's a pretty good chance you have parasites. In your case, they're probably in your brain.

And what the hell did you think I meant when I said I got tested for those parasites because I have cats? Comprehend much? Thought not.

We all got tested for Toxoplasma (they can tell through a blood test) and nobody I know has ever been tested positive.

If anything you need to infect yourself as it makes one less wound up and docile so you won't be going around freaking over celebrities or pushing capital punishment without trial.

Kerrigan · Oct 13, 2006, 11:28 AM

Nah, it turned out that parasite was actually the clap he got from Salty

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 11:38 AM

ROFL!

"Clap On! Clap Off!"

He needs...

THE CLAPPER

besson3c · Oct 13, 2006, 11:40 AM

Maybe CatLady is Abe?

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Maybe CatLady is Abe?

More likely Steve Guttenberg. Cats are the only friends he's got left.

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 11:46 AM

CatLady is not Abe/Mojo/Marden - at least I don't think so.

besson3c · Oct 13, 2006, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

More likely Steve Guttenberg. Cats are the only friends he's got left.

I like Abe okay... He needs to make a few "adjustments", but he seems well-intentioned, although sometimes rather obnoxious too.

Aberdeenwriter on the other hand, what a jerk that guy is.. and Mojo2, don't get me started on him! Since Marden knows Abe, maybe I should tell him to say hi?

I wonder if he knows Mojo2 and Aberdeenwriter too? Nahh.. that would be too coincidental.

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Nah, it turned out that parasite was actually the clap he got from Salty

You honestly think my taste in men is that bad?

besson3c · Oct 13, 2006, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

CatLady is not Abe/Mojo/Marden - at least I don't think so.

He can't be, because Marden is not Abe/Mojo2, at least according to him...

Dakar · Oct 13, 2006, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I like Abe okay... He needs to make a few "adjustments", but he seems well-intentioned, although sometimes rather obnoxious too.

Aberdeenwriter on the other hand, what a jerk that guy is.. and Mojo2, don't get me started on him! Since Marden knows Abe, maybe I should tell him to say hi?

I wonder if he knows Mojo2 and Aberdeenwriter too? Nahh.. that would be too coincidental.

It's Friday... don't make think that hard, please.

Cody Dawg · Oct 13, 2006, 11:52 AM

I'm sure that you two have been in contact.

If you honestly don't know that Mojo/Abe/Aberdeenwriter are the same person - since he confessed that he is - then...

Mojo got banned. Now he's marden pretending not to be mojo/abe/aberdeenwriter. Check out some of the things he says - his writing style and even some of the comments he's made are identical to mojo/abe/aberdeenwriter. He's the same guy alright.

starman · Oct 13, 2006, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar

It's Friday... don't make think that hard, please.

I didn't know we had "think-down" Fridays.

besson3c · Oct 13, 2006, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

I'm sure that you two have been in contact.

If you honestly don't know that Mojo/Abe/Aberdeenwriter are the same person - since he confessed that he is - then...

Mojo got banned. Now he's marden.

When did he confess, I missed that...

Well, if they really are the same person, it was one killer disguise. Had me fooled. I'm shocked!

Rumor · Oct 13, 2006, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

He looks like a mix between an ewok and a wookie.

Mastrap · Oct 13, 2006, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Yes, I think cats are overrated by far. Everyone who owns one is infected with a parasite, their house stinks (though every single owner will swear "My house is clean" and they don't realize that it stinks), and they have a creature that sheds hair everywhere. At least you can own a non-shedding dog.

Get a life, Cody. We have two cats and our house is clean. They are immunized, they are wormed, kept free of fleas and parasites and go to the vet once a year for a check-up. They are just as clean as a clean dog.

You anti cat tirades are getting tiresome, they really are.

Dark Helmet · Oct 13, 2006, 11:55 AM

So what is it with Cody anyway? She seems to be going more nuts over the past year nearing Monique levels but with better english.

I just picture some unemployed, middle age lady going stir crazy being in the house alone with dogs all day so she comes here to tell us we are all losers so she feels above us.