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Being teabagged is the worst thing that can happen to your child (Page 3)
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Hey like I said it was context. During sex is one thing...
Wow, there are some freaky people here. I don't think that I'd ever be okay with a man doing that to me in bed. It sounds debasing and disgusting.
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Originally Posted by CleoW
Wow, there are some freaky people here. I don't think that I'd ever be okay with a man doing that to me in bed. It sounds debasing and disgusting.
What if they had smooth botox balls?
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Originally Posted by CleoW
Wow, there are some freaky people here. I don't think that I'd ever be okay with a man doing that to me in bed. It sounds debasing and disgusting.
I never said I want some balls lowered on my face durring sex. What I mean is giving a BJ one way or another your gonna have NutsOnYaChin.
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
I never said I want some balls lowered on my face durring sex. What I mean is giving a BJ one way or another your gonna have NutsOnYaChin.
The naysayers are probably too prudish to even know what a blowjob is.
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Originally Posted by Zeeb
except picture this guy with his pants down, a banana shoved up his ass and some guys balls on his face all while being held down and struggling to get away. So funny!!
You haven't been paying much attention, have you? A bannanna was NOT inserted. Attempted? Yes. Accomplished? No.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
...was NOT inserted. Attempted? Yes. Accomplished? No.
This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.
Uhhhh, nevermind...
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Originally Posted by Dakar
This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.
Couldn't hit a homer, eh?
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by starman
Couldn't hit a homer, eh?
The catcher caught me at home. I argued the call and was tossed.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
This is beginning to sound like dates I've had.
You're the second funniest person here.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Who's my competition?
Cody
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Originally Posted by starman
Cody
Oh Snape.
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Her funny is wtf? funny, dakars is haha funny. Not in the same league.
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Different kinds of funny.
Cody = laugh at
Dakar = laugh with
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No, I agree with their accessment.
(waits for kevin to bust in)
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Who's my competition?
Me baby
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Me baby
Duh, how could I not realize!
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Duh, how could I not realize!
I suggested a poll but starman reminded me we are not allowed to do threads on other members
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Wait a minute....why were you looking up teabagging to begin with?
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
I suggested a poll but starman reminded me we are not allowed to do threads on other members
I know. I'm still debating whether or not to make a 5000 thread.
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Originally Posted by Oisín
What. The. ?!?!?
Reminds me of the time I went to the Emergency Room with my supervising physician when I was in residency. We were there to see another patient, but the emergency room doctor pulled us aside, showed us an x-ray of a guy who'd stuck a 20 ounce bottle of water up his behind, and asked us "how would you get that out?"
My supervising physician, without missing a beat, said "Stick two quarters in his mouth and press on his bellybutton."
Then, the surgeon who removed it put this in his dictation: "Removed from the rectum was a half-full bottle of Evian water, Giant Eagle price tag 79 cents."
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I know. I'm still debating whether or not to make a 5000 thread.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I know. I'm still debating whether or not to make a 5000 thread.
Question is which thread is worthy of getting your 5000th post?
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Wait a minute....why were you looking up teabagging to begin with?
I love my kitties.
Sometime when I sleep in too much, one of my kitties, Mr. Bubbles rubs his butt in my face to wake me up. I say to him, "Mr. Bubbles! Why are you rubbing your cute little furry kitty butt in my face!" but he just keeps doing it.
Now that I've been reading this "thread", I understand that Mr. Bubbles was "teabagging" me and that many of you nice young men do it.
Is that how you wake each other up in the morning too? By teabagging?
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Originally Posted by Zeeb
edit
Oh you tease
Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
Question is which thread is worthy of getting your 5000th post?
I wouldn't be surprised if I miss it. But its not like I've had high standards thus far, why start now.
Edit: To bad dcolton isn't around. This account could exit the world as it had entered it. In a thread debating gays with a man obsessed with them.
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wow, didn't read the whole thread since im sure you all took this way too seriously, but I havn't laughed this hard in a while. classic video
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Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
I never said I want some balls lowered on my face durring sex. What I mean is giving a BJ one way or another your gonna have NutsOnYaChin.
No, silly. You hold them with the right hand. Nutless contact.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Oh you tease
So what if I am?
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Originally Posted by Zeeb
So what if I am?
I can't imagine what someone would say to me that'd they'd decide to edit.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I can't imagine what someone would say to me that'd they'd decide to edit.
actually, I goofed and thought I was in a different thread. It's Friday and I'm a bit ditzy today.
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Originally Posted by Zeeb
actually, I goofed and thought I was in a different thread. It's Friday and I'm a bit ditzy today.
I was commenting to someone else in a another thread that they shouldn't expect me to think today.
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I told you it was think-down Friday.
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Originally Posted by starman
I told you it was think-down Friday.
I couldn't remember -- for obvious reasons.
Edit: Down to the last 25.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I couldn't remember -- for obvious reasons.
Edit: Down to the last 25.
4 more! Are you nervous?
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Originally Posted by rickey939
4 more! Are you nervous?
I feel like a school girl on prom night.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I feel like a school girl on prom night.
Pregnant?
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Originally Posted by Dakar
I feel like a school girl on prom night.
Drunk?
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Hahaha! Now tell me that this game was invented by a straight guy
Well, since it ends with the first person to betray ‘gay’ tendencies being stuck naked in a snowdrift or something like that—probably yeah.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Pregnant?
Originally Posted by rickey939
Drunk?
I was thinking more like nervous and giddy.
I feel like one afterwards, too. Violated, naked, ashamed...
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Originally Posted by Rumor
You haven't been paying much attention, have you? A bannanna was NOT inserted. Attempted? Yes. Accomplished? No.
Well, regardless of whether the perpetrators could be charged with rape or merely attempted rape, they should be punished. As others have said, if the victim had been a girl, there would unquestionably have been severe action taken quickly.
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